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michael jordan dies and goes to heaven.
god is showing him his new house.
jordan looks up the hill and sees a huge mansion on top, trimmed in purple and gold with lakers flags all over.
jordan turns to god and asks, "god, why does kobe get a better place than me?"
god replies, "don't be silly, mike. that's my house."