Originally Posted by -Johannes-
A tough guy walks into a crowded bar with a crocodile on a leash, making a loud entrance he screams:
Any of you weak punks brave enough to do this?
He wips out his dick,opens de crocs mouth, puts it inside and smacks the crocs head with a basball bat as hard as he could. The croc slams its mouth shut crushing the man's genitalia. Everyone is in disbelief when the man proceeds to force the croc to open its mouth to reveal his unscathed manhood.
He looks around and says:
Well you buch of spineless pussies? Ready to try?
The bar is silent until a guy hesitantly raises his hand and says:
I'll try sir... just don't smack me so hard
Kinda reminds me of another bar related crocodile joke.
A guy walks into a bar with his buddies and sees a sign that says "Complete the challenge and get free beer for life"
. Curious, he asks the bartender what the challenge is.
the bartender says : "Take 5 shots of hard liquor one after another, then go outside and pull out the tooth of our live crocodile, then go upstairs to the private room and give an orgasm to the girl in there who's never had one."
The man walks off to think about it, and begins drinking with his buddies. 30 minutes later he returns drunk as a skunk and says "Bring on the challenge!"
He quickly downs the 5 shots of hard liquor and rushes outside to find the crocodile. People inside the bar stand in shock as they listen to the sound of the man screaming while wrestling with the crocodile outside.
4 and a half minutes later he walks back through the door and shouts : "Now where's that b*tch that needs a tooth pulled?"