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Old 12-03-2012, 11:12 AM
-Johannes-
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A tough guy walks into a crowded bar with a crocodile on a leash, making a loud entrance he screams:

Any of you weak punks brave enough to do this?

He wips out his dick,opens de crocs mouth, puts it inside and smacks the crocs head with a basball bat as hard as he could. The croc slams its mouth shut crushing the man's genitalia. Everyone is in disbelief when the man proceeds to force the croc to open its mouth to reveal his unscathed manhood.
He looks around and says:

Well you buch of spineless pussies? Ready to try?

The bar is silent until a guy hesitantly raises his hand and says:

I'll try sir... just don't smack me so hard
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