Join Date: Oct 2007
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I pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and immediately notices that he has a big ship wheel sticking out of his pants. The pirate walks up to the bar and orders a pint. The bartender pours the pirate a beer and says "here is your beer, can I ask you a question?"
"Aaayye." says the pirate.
"Why do you have a ship wheel sticking out of your pants?" Questions the bartender.
"Arrrggg, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!" replies the pirate.