Originally Posted by TheHoff'sGhost
That's a bit bleeding harsh aint it. Almost makes me question me faith so it does Southpaw. If I were a Catholic the Pope fella would just tell me to mutter a few hail marys and I'd still have time to nip down the pub afterwards. As it is it's gonna take me a few days just to muster up enough courage to chop me fiddler shaking hand off.
Them Catholics tarts have never been that strict with the fiddlers though to be fair. Maybe Alan is right after all.
We followers of Alan know that sometimes we have to push that extra bit harder to get into where we want to be. There's some giving and there's some taking so there is.
We don't do thing by halves round 'ere.
Although I can recall some great advice that a catholic priest once gave me that just might come in handy for yer current predicament. It went something like, 'close yer eyes and brace yerself, son.'