Originally Posted by Southpaw Stinger
Dark feckin' days. This is the price we pay for wanting a cunting quiet life so it is.
I think our Lord Alan would advise yer to cut off that mighty truncheon shaking hand of yours, soak it in a bucket of bleach, then send it to me. I'll handle the rest.
That's a bit bleeding harsh aint it. Almost makes me question me faith so it does Southpaw. If I were a Catholic the Pope fella would just tell me to mutter a few hail marys and I'd still have time to nip down the pub afterwards. As it is it's gonna take me a few days just to muster up enough courage to chop me fiddler shaking hand off.
Them Catholics tarts have never been that strict with the fiddlers though to be fair. Maybe Alan is right after all.