Originally Posted by titanium
Elvis is alive and Paul McCartney is dead. The Smurfs control the government and don't want you to know about Elvis and Paul. I know because I watch youtube and that makes me smart.
I watched a video of George HW Bush saying "New World Order" that was replayed eight times at different speeds with spooky music on in the background. Oh, in black and white.
That means there is a New World Order. And that it's bad.