I walked in on Timmeh masterbating when I was in Canada.
I was walking past his residence and heard him yelling, "Rufiiooooo". I knocked on the door but no answer. I though something was dodgy so I tried my luck at the door was unlocked. I made my way in and found him beating his 2" pecker with tweezers while watching Hook.
I flew out the following day. Never flying there again