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Old 07-12-2012, 11:20 PM
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Default These are some embarassing phone stories I will share with you

OK, since you guys like the phone stories let me give you another one.

Now mind you, I was very anti cellular until I was 24, I think that's when I got my first cell phone, 6 years ago. Not cool right, anyway back to the story.

I go back to the land of the titties, my homeland Bulgaria.

I go to a resort with a few friends and they are all there with their gfs. So we chill at the beach, I was 22 or 23 at the time and we spot these 3 young thangs wearing thongs only no tops. My buddy says go get them. I look at him how about you go get them? He says my gf is here what do you want me to do? Now back in the day, I was outgoing and better looking for sure but I wasn't great talking to women especially when I was sober but I see one of them in the sea on some kind of an inflatable mattress, some bubbly annoying crap. She is laying on it from the side though so her feet are in the water. I swim all the way to her and she's got her eyes really big thinking what the heck is going on, and then I just land on the mattress beside her and I said smth stupid like I had to lay there cause I was too tired and going to drown. She giggled and then I sprayed her with water. We played the drowning game, meaning I would grab her head and put it under the water for a bit and she would stuggle and ask for help, then I would save her form myself. Women love that stuff and I have no idea why. I guess not all of them but the ones that I have met on the beach front did like it when I was playfully abusive in the water

So me and her eventually go to the shore and meet her other 2 friends, she introduces me and we talk. The beach shore by the way is so crowded. Families, young thangs, old things, butt ugly thangs, sea gulls you name name them! So my buddy is saying - good you talk to them and all but you haven't gotten their numbers. So I go get my bag and I grab a piece of paper and a pen and the whole beach is laughing or so I thought. I tried getting their numbers but I couldn't cause you know it's hard to write on a paper on the sand, the pen goes through the paper. So my buddy came with his phone to the rescue and saved the day
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