I have gotten drunk and talked sh1t so many times and got into fights I can't even count. I can also say I have received some major league ass whoopins from being drunk and talking sh1t....hahah
I got jumped on by these two brothers one time at a party. They beat on me for like 10 minutes but they each weighed about 140lbs and I wasn't really being hurt from the kicks and punches. They just got tired of beating on me. I pulled out of the party, ran a stop sign, a cop pulled me over and I had a warrant for my arrest for some other bullsh1t...
hahah, oh man, memories.