Originally Posted by jaded
If he died the how do they know how many times he masturbated? Was he keeping a running log after each one ? Did they do some kind of CSI? And what makes you think it was a suicide...maybe he was trying to make the Guinness Book of World Records and was otherwise very happy in life.
hythey counted the ounces of jizz that was all over the room and concurred that 43 was the amount of times that the kid beat his meat