ala wedding crashers?, i remember my hs girlfriend was trying it when we were having dinner for her bros b day. I coudnt go with it.
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Ever been jerked off under the table during dinner?
Collapse
-
No. I don't associate sex with food. Getting jerked off under the table would just feel awkward as fuck to me, while I'm trying to enjoy my grilled chicken with the family.
Comment
-
I cut a hole in my pocket once and knocked one out under the dinner table, it was all going well and I was about to come when my nanna started talking to me.
Coming whilst gazing blankly into your nanna's eyes is something I've never got over.
Comment
Comment