[LMAO!] Why Yanks Are A Joke

[Mr Punch]

Gulf War : 64 British soldiers killed
Gulf War 2 : 75 British soldiers killed
Afghanistan : 28 British soldiers killed

Carlsberg don't do friendly fire incidents...... the fcuking Yanks have cornered the market.

If you are a Yank you won't get this

[AKATheMack]

Gulf War : 64 British soldiers killed
Gulf War 2 : 75 British soldiers killed
Afghanistan : 28 British soldiers killed

Carlsberg don't do friendly fire incidents...... the fcuking Yanks have cornered the market.

If you are a Yank you won't get this

Killed off over 150 of you guys and you didnt even shoot back. what a bunch of vagines.

[Left Hook Tua]

should have killed more.

[Mr Punch]

Killed off over 150 of you guys and you didnt even shoot back. what a bunch of vagines.

An american walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're american aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest fcuk I have ever seen."

[Left Hook Tua]

An american walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're american aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest fcuk I have ever seen."

or maybe because the guy still had all of his teeth.

[-Mustang-]

An american walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're american aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

"Neither, you are the fattest fcuk I have ever seen."

said the Green Tooth buzzard

[Mr Punch]

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.

[Mr Punch]

Lego has announced that in 2011, they are to release the 9/11 10th anniversary model... Instructions are so simple even an American can build...

Empty contents onto floor...

[-Mustang-]

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.

7/7 british are either missing teeth ... have green teeth ... or don't know what a dentist is

[AKATheMack]

An american walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're american aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest fcuk I have ever seen."

Horrible.

One of the leaders of the American Revolution, Ethan Allen, visited England after the war. His host entertained him comfortably, but was the sort of fellow who constantly disparaged America and Americans generally and never could get over the fact we had beaten them in the war.

To amuse himself and to twit his American guest, the host hung a print of George Washington in his outhouse. It had been there for a few days, and the host knew the American must have seen it, but he had said nothing. Finally overcome by curiosity, the host asked his guest what he thought of the picture of Washington.

"It is most appropriately hung," the American replied. "Nothing ever made the British shit like the sight of General Washington."

Now thats a joke