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    COLUMBIA, S.C. (CBS/AP) Deputy assistant attorney general Roland Corning said he was on his lunch break when a police officer found him with a stripper, a Viagra pill, and sex toys in his sports utility vehicle, according to Corning's boss.

    Now Corning is looking for a new job.

    The 66-year-old former state legislator was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

    As the officer approached, Corning sped off, then pulled over a few blocks away. He and the 18-year-old woman with him, an employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Officer Michael Wines wrote in his report, though he did not elaborate.

    Corning gave Wines a badge showing he worked for the state Attorney General's Office. Wines, whose wife also works there, called her to make sure Corning was telling the truth.

    He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report.

    Corning and the woman were let go without charges. Wines' wife reported the call to her supervisor, who told Attorney General Henry McMaster.

    Corning was fired, McMaster said on Wednesday.

    "We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon," McMaster said Wednesday. "And by the close of business, he was no longer working here."

    Such a trip to the cemetery "would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general," McMaster said.

    There was no answer Wednesday at a number listed for Corning, who was a Republican legislator in the late 1980s and early 90s. He was hired in 2000 by the attorney general's office, where he worked on securities cases.

    South Carolina has had its share of scandal lately, most notably Gov. Mark Sanford's "disappearance" in June. His office told reporters he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, but he was really in Argentina visiting his mistress. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10...y5446886.shtml

    Pieces of **** like him put a lot of people in jail daily. Why are Republicans almost always caught in these types of scandals? Fuck him btw.

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    Caught this **** on the news earlier today.

    I'd comment, but I've had sex in a Cemetary before, myself. So I'm in no position to be hating.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
      Caught this **** on the news earlier today.

      I'd comment, but I've had sex in a Cemetary before, myself. So I'm in no position to be hating.
      damn bringer haha..in sd u just take the girl to the beach..plenty of nice views and empty parking lots

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      • #4
        Originally posted by onedream722 View Post
        damn bringer haha..in sd u just take the girl to the beach..plenty of nice views and empty parking lots
        It wasn't anything I had planned, believe me.

        I just accompanied my ex to the mausoleum to visit the hall her cousin was in.

        It wasn't no parking lot romp, either. It was right there surrounded by the dead.

        I don't believe in hell, but if it does exist, I'm pretty sure that earned me a front row seat.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
          Caught this **** on the news earlier today.

          I'd comment, but I've had sex in a Cemetary before, myself. So I'm in no position to be hating.


          Did you bring sex toys?

          Ya Philly cats are dark . On some Blair Witch ****.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
            It wasn't anything I had planned, believe me.

            I just accompanied my ex to the mausoleum to visit the hall her cousin was in.

            It wasn't no parking lot romp, either. It was right there surrounded by the dead.

            I don't believe in hell, but if it does exist, I'm pretty sure that earned me a front row seat.
            hahah did u put her ass to sleep too or what hhaa

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            • #7
              Originally posted by QUELOQUE View Post


              Did you bring sex toys?

              Ya Philly cats are dark . On some Blair Witch ****.
              You don't need sex toys if you're putting that **** down right, my brother.

              And yeah, us Philly cats are dark. In the North anyway. Those south Philly ****s are soft.

              hahah did u put her ass to sleep too or what hhaa
              I'm good, but I'm not that good. At least not good enough that she needed to be engraved into the wall, anyway.

              A year and a half later, her grandmother died and was put in that very same hall.

              Easily the weirdest place I've ever had sex. And nothing to be proud of, either. But you know how **** goes when you're horny ; you'll take it anywhere it's offered up.

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              • #8
                repacqblican

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
                  You don't need sex toys if you're putting that **** down right, my brother.

                  And yeah, us Philly cats are dark. In the North anyway. Those south Philly ****s are soft.



                  I'm good, but I'm not that good. At least not good enough that she needed to be engraved into the wall, anyway.

                  A year and a half later, her grandmother died and was put in that very same hall.

                  Easily the weirdest place I've ever had sex. And nothing to be proud of, either. But you know how **** goes when you're horny ; you'll take it anywhere it's offered up.
                  true that!!!1

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The_Bringer View Post
                    You don't need sex toys if you're putting that **** down right, my brother.

                    And yeah, us Philly cats are dark. In the North anyway. Those south Philly ****s are soft.



                    I'm good, but I'm not that good. At least not good enough that she needed to be engraved into the wall, anyway.

                    A year and a half later, her grandmother died and was put in that very same hall.

                    Easily the weirdest place I've ever had sex. And nothing to be proud of, either. But you know how **** goes when you're horny ; you'll take it anywhere it's offered up.
                    Thats whats up.

                    Must've been weird as fuck. Other than the autopsy table at the coroner's **** is the last place I'd fuck or even get the urge.

                    Must've been weird as **** going back.

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