I'm using my wife as bait to steal body parts

[squealpiggy]

Some dumbass thinks that he's meeting to have sex with my wife while I watch when in fact it's a really unsophisticated ruse to get him alone, drug him and harvest his internal organs. You can make decent money if you're quick with a scalpel for two kidneys, a heart, a liver and a pair of lungs.

I won't be using his brain though. Ha ha.

Anyway I have to go now, I'm meeting him at Hooters. Hooters! Ha!

[Szef]

lol hahahahaha

This title had me dying of laughter

[-MEGA-]

Damn, beat me to it.

[Beercules]

"I just wanted to bang your wife doe :'("


Piggy: "You stupid fat yank. Hooters? Ha!"

[-jose-]

so she rides the external organ in exchange for a couple internal organs hmmm that sounds like a pretty good deal.

[Abe Froman]

The money is in his mouth.

[horge]

I chuckled.

"at Hooters", man.