[LMAO!] Daily-Mail-O-Matic Headline Thread

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Okay the Daily Mail is like a newspaper version of Fox News we recieve in the UK. Its normal subjects include the Diana death, immigration, taxation, youth crime and general hatred of anything invented past 1959.

This is a headline generator:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/


The first one I got was:

Will Gays Ruin Taxpayers Money?

[Gojira]

IS FEMINISM RIPPING OFF THE CHURCH?

WILL GYPSIES MAKE YOUR CHILDREN IMPOTENT?

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Will the house price crash kill cliff richard?

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Is dumbing-down having sex with your mortgage?

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Could the germans burgle england?

ARE GAYS RUINING THE QUEEN?

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Will health & safety give britain's swans diabetes?