Mr Beelzebub

[Allison]

How is the diarrhea?

[Purity]

just had a client ramble on and on to me. then she apologized for having "diarrhea mouth". man i wish she could have used better wording.

[Mr. Beelzebub]

I am feeling better. South America is the shiznit; the only problem is that everybody gets sick while there. I think I'm pooping vital organs now, but on the good side, it's helping me loose weight.

PS: The gift will be shipped tomorrow.

[Fallout]

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I am feeling better. South America is the shiznit; the only problem is that everybody gets sick while there. I think I'm pooping vital organs now, but on the good side, it's helping me loose weight.

PS: The gift will be shipped tomorrow.

That sounds like a gift Bzob would send someone

[Allison]

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I am feeling better. South America is the shiznit; the only problem is that everybody gets sick while there. I think I'm pooping vital organs now, but on the good side, it's helping me loose weight.

PS: The gift will be shipped tomorrow.

Oh God. I cant wait until tomorrow. I already waited like a whole week!

[Whoremaster B]

Diarhea is good for you every now and then. Its like a Colon Douche.

[Allison]

I sit on the same toilet you do. Gross.

[Purity]

i don't think he's ****tin on the seat.


least i hope not.

[Bluecifer]

Every time you flush, aerosolized particles from the toilet bowl float as far as 6 feet away.

[Mr. Beelzebub]

OH ****! I was reading my Maxim with my mouth open while flushing. : - \