Mikkel Kessler appears on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?:
"Okay, Mikkel, we've got the $10 opening question for you here..."
"Schnell... I izt are und not sure of zee answer, I vill give up and leave with nothing. I lose, I give upenshun."
"Mikkel, this is only the first question. You still have three lifelines... why not ask the audience or phone a friend? At least go 50-50."
"Nein... I know I izt are destined to fail. Over in Deutschland the host gives me lots of the answers and doesn't sit so close. You are so near it iz uhhhhhhhh... very distracting. I mentally quit, have my belt."
"Jesus Christ, what a complete and utter ****ing cunt."