Punching bag? HA! You're nuts. I've taken on the best and most infamous posters on this site. I've been attacked by several posters at once more times than I count and I always gave as good as I got. Your weak ass would've quit in a day.
On a side note, I need your advice: What has a better ring to it, Three Hundred Martini Lunch or Three Thousand Martini Lunch?
Will you drown yourself in a wok full of boiling soybean oil already? You're an annoying jackass, no wonder why you can't get laid. By the way I don't lick anyones ass but you admitted to eating cats and dogs.