The amount of *****es that will be ****ed is scary, too.
My buddies have a similar set up, in terms of their apartment being the ultimate smoke spot. I will stop by there on any party night, just to reload and get my mind right. It's like my church. Haha.. You should make your apartment the legendary smoke spot for all your homies.
I walked up to a bangin' ass party and noticed that every single ***** on the porch was smoking hot.. but also smoking cigs.
I don't actually smoke (I'm way too prone to lung cancer), so I took an "herbal cigarette" from my homegirl.. They are menthol free and nicotene free. I go outside and end up "chattin it up wiv some pirate bird" (english accent there) and making out within 20 minutes. Her friends are all like "wooooooh go birthday girl!!!", and sure enough, it's her birthday. She was newly single and wanted to ****. And GODDAMN did a ****** give her the birthday wish. Best part (and I **** you not) is that she gave me head in the morning.