I've driven drunk tons of times. Haven't done it since I quit drinking liquor. I've been in trouble a couple of time. The only time I've been to jail for more than one night was in New Zealand. I was drunk and running my mouth and someone came from behind me and grabbed my arm. I turned around and shoved the guy on the ground and kicked him. Turns out he was a cop in uniform. I soon got worked by about three other cops. They did me in alright. I couldn't ****ing tell it was a cop. He didn't even have a baton. If they don't have a gun I don't feel like it's a real cop. Cops here have loads of **** on them. Tazer, pistol, billy club, etc. Anyways I'm about to hit the bar for a couple of hours. Don't drink yourself to death cuntrag.