Southpaw Stinger

Southpaw, lets put another 5 mill on the Welsh tart eh...

Send us the sexy e-points and I'll lay some bets.

You reckon it's the wise thing to do me dear?

Could I withdraw 2 million from the bank of southpaw please darling? I'm going to try and put some last minute bets on that welsh tart tonight.

Southpaw, you know where it says who's visited your profile recently, well on mine I don't know who any of the cunts are, apart from you my dear. I think I must have given them red k at some time....anyway, to cut a story short and get to the bleeding point - Where is our Laddie? I want him back.

Don't worry about the 500k now me dear.

Thanks anyway though.

Evening me dear, can I withdraw 500k from the bank of Southpaw please?

To Laddie

I'm half way through a bottle and feel like finishing it off so I do, but I've gotta be at work tomorrow at half seven in the morning so I'm having second thoughts.

I may finish it off in Laddie's honour. He would be proud.

A stella trap is a bloody massive temptation though southpaw, no wonder you fell for it.

We need our laddie back though. Boxingscene life without him is like fish and chips without a wee bit of salt and vinegar. It's like countdown without carol. It's bleeding unthinkable.

I'm steadily making me way through a botttle of jack daniels to console meself tonight.

These are dark days Southpaw.

Will the glory days return?

Will Laddie return?

Will someone in the limey lounge make a thread that is not about footy?

Only Barry George knows the truth, and he's a cunt.

hey how r ya