I believe you, man. I was drunk when I was posting in that thread last night and was trying hard to be funny.
My real take is that, he found bills owned by who knows who so why complicate matters by finding out who owns it? the simplest thing to do is to keep it and hush, but most of all, never ever make a thread about it.
That thread is rich in comedy materials, we should keep it alive for lulz. lol