that was pretty good for a drunk guy. id...rather not think of you as my attorney tho. you know, theres that bit of an air of professionalism that goes along with that whole client/attorney relationship that i might not want from you. i mean...what attorneys spank their clients when theyve been bad?
ive been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of something clever/sexy to say on your wall, but ive got nothing. so guess ill just say hello besides, if youre drunk, itll just be a waste of effort. xx
hey moodypants. dont change, ok? youre a fun guy. if some day some girl throws a drink in your face cos you went a bit too far with your joking, i want you to remember me. cos id probably laugh instead of get you all wet. well. maybe youd be the one getting me all wet see you moodypants xxx