RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL, October 19th 1985: Read Perez Hilton's blog and found out that that slag Britney had only gone and got herself pregnant again, so I immediately phoned my bestest pal in all the world, Charlene. I'm like "You'll never guess what" she's like "What?" I'm like "Britney is pregnant" she's like "No way! what a tart" I'm like "Totally!" lol
Anyways, later on that day, me and Charlene went shopping on Sunset Boulevard, and a drunk man came up to me, I don't know what his problem was, homeless or something, anyway, he stunk to high heaven, I swear; I almost brought up my latte.