Despite only a few exceptions, I'm having a hard time pinpointing exactly what my future entails.

I missed you, bud. Sounds like you going through a bit of a rough spell. I was as well for a few months, hence my time away from the forums. Hope everything works itself out for you.

Where the **** are you?? This place is a morgue.

Or the bees. Or the hounds with bees in their mouths, so when they bark, they shoot bees at you.

Can you name the source of that wisdom?

War is hell. Don't start none, won't be none, is my redneckified view on the whole state of warfare.
Now, a mutha****a stepping on my new shoes? Let loose the hounds....

Busy. I'm sitting at the library avoiding my assignment on whether or not 'no great art ever yet rose on earth, but among a nation of soldiers.'

You have a new visitor, my bestest e-buddy....
How have you been, my friend?

I'm not down on Oregon, my friend. Just the circumstances surrounding my job up there. Weather, mainly. The people up there are friendly as all get out. I'm not used to kindness in strangers I guess, but everybody out there was cool as hell.

Yeah it was sick.... I gotta run, man. I'll prob be back later.

WTF?!? son.... LMAAAOOOO. Now THAT is some diabetic type ****. Holy moly....