Aye, it'd be like Nas vs Barrera for me only with a bit of extra bum boy action. I'd march him over to the corner, bend him over and tell him to bite on the ring post then I'd slip the old fella in. Kinda like a cross between Nas vs Barrera and when Calzaghe bummed Hopkins. Something akin to that anyway me dear.

If I were in a ring with Haye, I'd do more than cuddle the fella.

Ah well yer did yer best Southpaw. If cunts don't wanna give the hugging one a chance and bet on him cuddling the Gaye to a decision then that's up to them.

A few me dear. I'd have put more but cunts don't seem to fancy the chances of that hugging cunt.

Have we put any of our points on the Gaye tonight Southpaw me dear?

Jolly good me dear.

I've nearly got us back to 80 mil which I vowed to do when them little fellas bled us dry. Once we're back, I'll give the classical cunts a donation. Might give 'em some points too.

Southpaw me dear, sorry for me late reply. Don't worry about giving them classic cunts some of our wealth. I'm sure they'll get by with their savings.

Howdy, babes. What do them reclusive cunts want with a few million of our precious e-points? I thought team classic disapeared around the same time as the Illuminati? Or do they just keep themselves clandestine like the top pedo-rings? Enlighten me, lover.

Southpaw me dear, the team classic cunts want me to donate some of me millions I share with you to their joint account. Give em as much as you see fit me darling. A few mill at least.

These points are just dragging us down anyway. The Pale fella getting sparked put a great big massive bloody dent in me enjoyment of the points. The cunt!

I think the points have to be donated to Hurricane.