Post up your favorite football chants yer limey cunts.

My favorite is the Dwight Yorke song us Villa fans sang to the tune of New york, new york, just cause it brings back good memories...until the cunt ****ed off to the red scum up north of course.:nonono:

Start spreading the news
He's playing today
I want to see him score again
Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke
If he can score from there
He'll score from anywhere
It's up to you
Dwight Yorke, dwighttt yorrkkkee

There's a few others that have made me chuckle though. After van persie got arrested for rape i think it was the tottenham fans who sang this to the tune of Craig david - rewind:

"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"


...and the liverpool one about traore to the tune of blame it on the boogie:

"Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet"

...also the red scum ode to the tourettes sufferer tim howard:

"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!"

"Andy, Andy Cole.. he tried to score a goal, and he missed he must be pissed! Andy, Andy Cole!"

Short 'n' sweet.

"titooooooooo! Titooooooooooo!"

"Andy, Andy Cole.. he tried to score a goal, and he missed he must be pissed! Andy, Andy Cole!"

Short 'n' sweet.

Shouldnt you know some Cardiff chants. I remember when Nathan blake used to play for you lot you had one about him after he got caught robbing a fruit machine. That was a while ago though.

He's black,
he's mean,
He robbed the fruit machine,
Nathan Blake,
Nathan Blake.

i once saw a poor little scouser
his face was all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so i hit him with a brick
and hes not singing any more!

"The ref-eree's a wanker, the ref-eree's a wanker".

"I'm Cardiff born, Cardiff bread, and when I die I'll be Cardiff dead, they'll build a little plot in splot, in memory of me!".

It's ****, I know.

If I had the wings of an eagle.
If I had the ass of a crow.
I‘d fly over [insert place, e.g., Jersey] tomorrow,
And **** on those bastards below.

**** on, **** on,
**** on those bastards below, below.
**** on, **** on,
**** on those bastards below.

Liverpool

QUE SERA, SERA tune

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
Can blast it from 40 yards
He's big and he's ****in hard
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

Or for them across the park

There was a local derby, not too long ago,
The Everton fans were singing "Howard Kendall he must go".
But then he won a trophy, and he was Evertons pride...
You two-faced Everton bastards you're the ****e of Merseyside.
...
Ha, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
...
There was a local derby, not too long ago,
The Everton fans were singing all the songs that they know.
Just when Kenny scored a briliant goal, they said is was off side...
But we don't care cos' they scored none and we scored ****ing five.
...
Ha, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
...
There was a local derby, not too long ago,
The Everton fans were singing "David Moyes he must go".
But then he finished in fourth, and he was Evertons pride...
You two-faced Everton bastards you're the ****e of Merseyside.
...
Ha, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Or for the Manc's (only die hard fans with a screw loose)

One manc, two mancs, three mancs, four
all the dirty bastards burning on the floor,
Five mancs, six mancs, seven mancs more,
Scratching at the windows...banging on the door,
All you can hear is the Munich call,
Help, help, help, help, hot...

Neville Neville, bums his sons, bums his sons, bums his sons,
Neville Neville, bums his sons up the ****ter.

Six died... so they played five-a-side,
at the Munich air disaster.

Bobby Charlton's got no hair,
Duncan Edwards everywhere.

They're up they're down,
they smash into the ground
... the Busby babes

Gary Neville shag's his mother and his father and his brother,
and his brother...
all the Neviles shag each other, they're all inbred.

Heeey, Riise (oooh aghh)
We wanna knooow,
how you scored that goal?

Variation

Heeey, Harold Shipman (oooh aghh)
We wanna knooow,
did you kill your mum?


To the ticket to ride tune by the beatles

He kills grannies in Hyde,
He kills grannies in Hy-hy-hyde,
He kills grannies in hyde and we don't care.

Greatest ever IMO

When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.

Nice one Micky, some good ones there.

Greatest ever IMO

When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.

To the same tune:

Sign on, Sign on, with pen in your hand
Cause you'll never get a job
you'll never get a job


And some villa ones:

Birmingham, are you listening, to the song, we're singing.........
We're walking along, singing a song, ****ting on the City as we goooooo!

There's a circus in the town, in the town,
Stevie Bruce is a clown, is a clown,
And Karen Brady is a ****ing slaaaaaaaggg!!!!
And the Blues are going down, going down ....

The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said said said
Who the **** are Man Utd?
Who the **** are Man Utd?
Who the **** are Man Utd?
When the Villa go marching ON ON ON!

And an Arsenal gem from back in the day:

Tony Adam's magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down ****e Hart Lane
He ****ed Glenn Hoddle's mum.

the wenger bus is comin
and all the kids are runnin
from arsenal too manchester
hes a ****in child molester

Greatest ever IMO

When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown..
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.


That is easily the greatest ever football song. But this ranks up there with it.

Fields of anfield road

Outside the Shankly Gates
I heard a Kopite callin':
Shankly they have taken you away
But you left a great eleven
Before you went to heaven
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road


All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road


Outside the Paisley Gates
I heard a Kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away
You led the great 11
Back in Rome in 77
And the redmen they are still playing the same way

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

That is easily the greatest ever football song. But this ranks up there with it.

Fields of anfield road

Outside the Shankly Gates
I heard a Kopite callin':
Shankly they have taken you away
But you left a great eleven
Before you went to heaven
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road


All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road


Outside the Paisley Gates
I heard a Kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away
You led the great 11
Back in Rome in 77
And the redmen they are still playing the same way

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road


it's just fields of athenrye by celtic with different lyrics

but seeing as we sing " you'll never walk alone" all the time it seems fair

"fields of athenrye"


by a lonely prison wall
i heard a young girl calling
michael they are taking you away
for you stole Travalien's corn
so the young might see the morn
now the prison ship lyes waiting in the bay

CHORUS:
Low Lye the fields of Athenrye
where once we watched the small free birds fly
our love was on the wing
we had dreams and songs to sing
it's so lonely 'round the fields of athenrye

By a loneley prison wall
i heard a young man calling
nothing matters Mary when you're free
against the famine and the crown
i rebelled, they ran me down
now you must raise our child with dignity

CHORUS

by a lonely harbor wall
she watched the last star falling
as the prison ship sailed out against the sky
but she'll wait and hope and pray
for her love in botany bay
but it's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenrye

On a Villa tip..

Chim chiminee,
Chim chiminee,
Chim chim, cheroo
We hate those bastards in claret and blue

In your Birmingham slums
In your Birmingham slums
You search through the dustbin for
something to eat
You find a dead dog and you think its
a treat
In your Birmingham slums

On a Leicester tip

Your mother is your father
Your father is your mother
Your sister is your brother
The Leicester family duh duh da duh clap clap ect

**** on the Leicester
**** on the Leicester **** on the Leicester
tonight
**** on the the Leicester
Cause the Leicester are SHIIIIIIIIIIITE


Liverpool

QUE SERA, SERA tune

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
Can blast it from 40 yards
He's big and he's ****in hard ? He's better than Frank Lampard
Steve Gerrard Gerrard



Thought those were the lyrics?

On a Villa tip..

Chim chiminee,
Chim chiminee,
Chim chim, cheroo
We hate those bastards in claret and blue

In your Birmingham slums
In your Birmingham slums
You search through the dustbin for
something to eat
You find a dead dog and you think its
a treat
In your Birmingham slums

On a Leicester tip

Your mother is your father
Your father is your mother
Your sister is your brother
The Leicester family duh duh da duh clap clap ect

**** on the Leicester
**** on the Leicester **** on the Leicester
tonight
**** on the the Leicester
Cause the Leicester are SHIIIIIIIIIIITE




Thought those were the lyrics?

There's two different lines that fans use. The one you said is mainly for England games and vs Chelsea.

Gerrard doesn't really strike me as a big hard player. I think the Frank Lampard verse is much more fitting to that chant.

He doesn't quite have the same presence of Vinny Jones, Dennis Wise (even tho he's 5ft 4 he'll brake your ****ing jaw. Another chant), Roy Keane, Duncan Fergeson, Stuart Pearce, Julian Dicks, Gareame Sounesss ect

hes big,hes red,his feet hang out of bed,hes peter crouch

hes fat,hes scouse,hes gonna rob ur house,hes wayne rooooneyyyyy

Another classic

Let me tell you the story of a poor boy,
Who was sent far away from his home,
To fight for his king and his country,
And also the old folks back home
So they put him in a higher division,
Sent him off to a far foreign land,
Where the flies swarm around in their thousands,
And there's nothing to see but the sand.
Now the battle it started next morning,
Under the radiant sun,
I remember our poor Scouser Tommy,
He was shot by an old Nazi gun
As he lay on the battlefield die-die-dying,
With the blood gushing out of his head (out of his head)
As he lay on the battlefield die-die-dying,
These were the last words he said:
Oooh, I am a Liverpudlian,
and I come from the Spion Kop,
I like to sing, I like to chant,
I go there quite a lot.
Support a team, that plays in red,
A team that we all know,
A team that we call LIVERPOOL,
To glory we will go.
We won the league, we won the cup,
We've been to Europe too,
We played the Toffees for a laugh,
And left them feeling blue (5-0)
1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4, 5-0 !
Rush scored one,
Rush scored two,
Rush scored three,
And Rush scored four ...

On a Villa tip..

Chim chiminee,
Chim chiminee,
Chim chim, cheroo
We hate those bastards in claret and blue

In your Birmingham slums
In your Birmingham slums
You search through the dustbin for
something to eat
You find a dead dog and you think its
a treat
In your Birmingham slums

On a Leicester tip

Your mother is your father
Your father is your mother
Your sister is your brother
The Leicester family duh duh da duh clap clap ect

**** on the Leicester
**** on the Leicester **** on the Leicester
tonight
**** on the the Leicester
Cause the Leicester are SHIIIIIIIIIIITE




Thought those were the lyrics?

Sometimes, but generally no!

New one from Anfield last week! To the tune lets go fly a kite!

Lets all watch Dirk Kuyt
Score goals every night
Lets all watch Dirk Kuyt score goal after goal

Up in the highest stands
Surrounded by the greatest fans
Lets all watch Dirk Kuyt score goals

you can oly score with your brother
sang to John Fashanu re his *** brother.

you can oly score with your brother
sang to John Fashanu re his *** brother.

Yep and that was still being sung at a charity match after Justin Fashanu hung himself, they were singing something like:

You can only score boys with your brother!

Big hearts some haven't they!

New one from Anfield last week! To the tune lets go fly a kite!

Lets all watch Dirk Kuyt
Score goals every night
Lets all watch Dirk Kuyt score goal after goal

Up in the highest stands
Surrounded by the greatest fans
Lets all watch Dirk Kuyt score goals

I thought I heard that lmao!

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round

(To Leicester fans)

Hes from the Ivory Coast
Hes blacker than burnt toast
EBOUE oh oh oh

Sol Sol wherever you may be,
You're on the verge of insanity
and we don't give a **** if you're hanging from a tree
you Judas cunt with HIV

(what the yiddos sung to Sol when he went AWOL)

Always look out for Turks carrying knives

(to the tune of 'always look on the bright side of life' sung to Leeds fans)


Harold shipman hes our mate hes our mate
Harold Shipman hes our mate ... He kills the English

(Cardiff sung this to us once which cracked me up)

A friend of mine who goes to a lot of Man U games told me he was at Anfield when they played Liverpool and someone kept on ringing up reporting that Micheal Sheilds was missing. Apparently the groundsman would get on the mic and be like "'Micheal Shields can you report to Gate F please, Micheal Shields to gate F"

LOL

Harold shipman hes our mate hes our mate
Harold Shipman hes our mate ... He kills the English

(Cardiff sung this to us once which cracked me up)

A friend of mine who goes to a lot of Man U games told me he was at Anfield when they played Liverpool and someone kept on ringing up reporting that Micheal Sheilds was missing. Apparently the groundsman would get on the mic and be like "'Micheal Shields can you report to Gate F please, Micheal Shields to gate F"

LOL

The Harold Shipman chant is funny as hell, but the Liverpool one is a bit harsh, laughing at a kid who was wrongly imprisoned.

The Harold Shipman chant is funny as hell, but the Liverpool one is a bit harsh, laughing at a kid who was wrongly imprisoned.

You don't really see the irony in it do you.

That one I mentioned about Micheal Shields really was minor. I don't find it harsh at all I just find it amusing as it's nothing more than a bit of banter. Ofcourse the story is tragic but you don't exactly think about the person do you you just take it because he was scouse lol. If it had of been a UTD fan, a Leicester fan, a Coventry fan, a Swindon fan ect the same banter would still get repeated it's nothing personal.

Football heads will take the piss out of anything.

You don't really see the irony in it do you.

That one I mentioned about Micheal Shields really was minor. I don't find it harsh at all I just find it amusing as it's nothing more than a bit of banter. Ofcourse the story is tragic but you don't exactly think about the person do you you just take it because he was scouse lol. If it had of been a UTD fan, a Leicester fan, a Coventry fan, a Swindon fan ect the same banter would still get repeated it's nothing personal.

Football heads will take the piss out of anything.

Ye I understand that and laughed when I read it, because it's just a football chant and means ****, but it is still kinda harsh.

No-one is safe at a footie game lol. I remember reading on the BBC website that at a Portsmouth game this season, one of their fans was sat in a stand with mixed supporters in, opposition fans and Pompey fans, and the opposition fans started to call him because he had some wierd, gay clothes on. After the Portsmouth fans took a look at him, they joined in too, taking the piss out of their fellow supporter :lol1: Poor cunt.

Ye I understand that and laughed when I read it, because it's just a football chant and means ****, but it is still kinda harsh.

No-one is safe at a footie game lol. I remember reading on the BBC website that at a Portsmouth game this season, one of their fans was sat in a stand with mixed supporters in, opposition fans and Pompey fans, and the opposition fans started to call him because he had some wierd, gay clothes on. After the Portsmouth fans took a look at him, they joined in too, taking the piss out of their fellow supporter :lol1: Poor cunt.

That's the whole point of a football chant round here, to be as harsh and amusing as you can possibly be lol.

i dnt go to football matches but i go to rugby matches and support hull fc heres a few good uns

when i was just a little boy
i asked my mother what would i be
would i be rovers (hull kingston rovers our greatest rivals)
would i be hull
heres what she said to me
wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot the rovers scum
shoot the rovres scum

we sing these when we play saints
sign on sign on with hope in your heart and youl never work again youl never work again

oh when the saints get beat by hull oh when the saints get beat by hull i wanna be in that number oh when the saints get beat by hull

i was sitting there in GCC cup in 96 i think in UAE. There was eygptian cheering for the UAE and putting the egyptian flag anyway they had two chant that was funny.
when the ref was wrong is discision " Ifta ya hakam zey and coca cola!" which mean 'open ( your eye) ref like a coca cola!"

and another wont which is nice and easy : " safar ya hakam, safar ya hakam" whisle ref whisle ref.

and there is al wadah club chant " like wahada wahada wahad"

i was sitting there in GCC cup in 96 i think in UAE. There was eygptian cheering for the UAE and putting the egyptian flag anyway they had two chant that was funny.
when the ref was wrong is discision " Ifta ya hakam zey and coca cola!" which mean 'open ( your eye) ref like a coca cola!"

and another wont which is nice and easy : " safar ya hakam, safar ya hakam" whisle ref whisle ref.

and there is al wadah club chant " like wahada wahada wahad"

DURKA DURKA DURKA