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Bella
12-25-2002, 12:08 AM
Ever been?

It's the greatest!

I go almost every weekend. I'm just a lil' hillbilly girl.

Tanner Rhoden
12-25-2002, 12:09 AM
I enjoy horse ejaculating

zioxoiz
12-25-2002, 12:09 AM
I am not a horse!

Tanner Rhoden
12-25-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Love
I am not a horse!

Could have fooled me

zioxoiz
12-25-2002, 12:12 AM
I am hung like one!

Tanner Rhoden
12-25-2002, 12:13 AM
Yes, I know.........ouch!!!

zioxoiz
12-25-2002, 12:16 AM
yes i almost put your eye out one time, im sorry about that.

Tanner Rhoden
12-25-2002, 12:17 AM
That's ok...I forgive you....and love you

Bella
12-25-2002, 12:18 AM
You have ruined my beautiful cow tippin' thread! DAMNNN YOUUU!!!

zioxoiz
12-25-2002, 12:19 AM
Im sorry you feel that way bella, i was jsut trying to spread the love in here too, friend.

Tanner Rhoden
12-25-2002, 12:19 AM
I'm sorry you feel that your thread has been ruined, friend.

zioxoiz
12-25-2002, 12:24 AM
its ok tannie poo, we can make it better than it was!

VeneTKD
12-25-2002, 02:20 AM
Guys come and visit me for some cowtipping.

Squatdog
12-25-2002, 04:12 AM
Here's a serious question:

Do cows kneel where you come from?

CrashZero
12-25-2002, 04:16 AM
whoever tipps cows is a ****in cruel dumbass. I dont see where the fun is in ****ing with cows with no reason, makes you about as cool as somone who would bang them.......you= DIE!

VulgarTheClown
12-25-2002, 04:19 AM
****ing cows is fun!

I meant I live to watch TV!

CrashZero
12-25-2002, 04:30 AM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/signbeastilityahead-DaveD123.jpg

realkaps
12-25-2002, 04:42 AM
No cow tipping for me, we bought a cow and it died the next day, my cousin let it sit in the pasture for about 3 days and finally got a backhoe and dug a hole, but when he picked it up with the backhoe it ripped in half, worst smell ever......

VulgarTheClown
12-25-2002, 04:50 AM
it died in 1 day? WTF!!!

realkaps
12-25-2002, 04:56 AM
Bought it from an auction, it must have been sick before and the seller gave it drugs to make it look healthy.....

VulgarTheClown
12-25-2002, 04:59 AM
how much did you pay?

wasn;t it living for a bit guaronteed?

realkaps
12-25-2002, 05:00 AM
We paid around $500, it was a young steer we where gonna butcher, at some auctions nothing is guaranteed....

VulgarTheClown
12-25-2002, 05:02 AM
you shoudl have butchered him

realkaps
12-25-2002, 05:05 AM
He was young no meat on him yet, we where gonna make him nice and fat before we got the butcher out here......

VulgarTheClown
12-25-2002, 05:06 AM
I meant the guy that sold the sick cow to you. you should cut him up.

realkaps
12-25-2002, 05:18 AM
Yeah we should of.....

The Ensanity
12-25-2002, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Ever been?

It's the greatest!

I go almost every weekend. I'm just a lil' hillbilly girl. HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! I would try that country ****, If I wasnt in L.A. HAHAHAHHAHAHA Cow tipping...HAHAHHAHHAHA

Tammy
12-25-2002, 10:22 PM
You can dip cows in LA too. Well, not really... you have to go down south a little... right before San Diego. On my way back, I saw a field full of cows.

handjobs4dollars
12-25-2002, 10:26 PM
There's cows up the street.

The Ensanity
12-25-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Azn
You can dip cows in LA too. Well, not really... you have to go down south a little... right before San Diego. On my way back, I saw a field full of cows. That outside of LA. On the way to Riverside I seen some

VeneTKD
12-26-2002, 03:39 AM
lol..the thing is that you actually need like six friends to tip cows...it is not that easy.