View Full Version : Need some help on shampoo


platinummatt!
11-28-2006, 03:26 PM
One thats good, but not tested on animals. Was using tresseme but it doesnt say not tested on animals so Im assuming its tested on animals

Shanus
11-28-2006, 03:48 PM
Wtf? Why can't you use one that's been tested on animals?

RICKY OH
11-28-2006, 03:52 PM
One thats good, but not tested on animals. Was using tresseme but it doesnt say not tested on animals so Im assuming its tested on animals

Go and post that on a girls beauty therapy forum you iron

Uncle Buck
11-28-2006, 03:58 PM
I only ever use shampoo that has been injected into a rabbit's eyeballs to ensure it's safe for human use. If it's not clear on the label if it has been tested in that way then I normally "home-test" the shampoo in my own rabbit, Bunty's, eyes. I strongly believe that God put animals on this earth to either be put in very hot places and then consumed, or used as a cosmetic testing "one stop shop". They're too thick to care about.

platinummatt!
11-28-2006, 04:27 PM
Because its bad.....

Shanus
11-28-2006, 04:31 PM
Because its bad.....

Matt, jesus, if it was tested on animals and it's on the shelf, that shows that it's safe.

platinummatt!
11-28-2006, 04:34 PM
Lol, its tested on animal so its harsh

Shanus
11-28-2006, 04:39 PM
Lol, its tested on animal so its harsh

So you'd rather have dirty hair than buy their product out of spite?

Set your priorities straight, blad.

platinummatt!
11-28-2006, 04:49 PM
No, I just buy one thats not tested on animals

Exige Jr
11-28-2006, 05:13 PM
Man, you are too young to even be worrying about the things you worry about IMO.

Shanus
11-28-2006, 05:14 PM
What next Matt, not having sex incase you catch aids?

platinummatt!
11-28-2006, 05:14 PM
I dont think so man really. Ya need to start young. How old should you be to start worrying do you think?

Southpaw Stinger
11-28-2006, 05:17 PM
There was a particular brand of shampoo that I liked that was tested on chinese people. Nobody cared about the masses of chinese kids that were having their hair washed 20 times a day but as soon as a rat gets a nice wash people go crazy.

phallus
11-29-2006, 01:13 AM
I only ever use shampoo that has been injected into a rabbit's eyeballs to ensure it's safe for human use. If it's not clear on the label if it has been tested in that way then I normally "home-test" the shampoo in my own rabbit, Bunty's, eyes. I strongly believe that God put animals on this earth to either be put in very hot places and then consumed, or used as a cosmetic testing "one stop shop". They're too thick to care about.

There was a particular brand of shampoo that I liked that was tested on chinese people. Nobody cared about the masses of chinese kids that were having their hair washed 20 times a day but as soon as a rat gets a nice wash people go crazy.

these posts made me laugh

...matt, if u are worried about it, get a crab shampoo, in case some of these slappers u been banging give a burning sensation in your chopper

TheHoff!
11-29-2006, 07:46 AM
Matt you fetid fanny fart, I'm gonna drown you in a vat of urine if you dont grow a pair of bollocks soon.

MickyHatton
11-29-2006, 08:32 AM
Matt you fetid fanny fart, I'm gonna drown you in a vat of urine if you dont grow a pair of bollocks soon.

Have you ever thought that perhaps he has more wit than he is given credit for and that he is sat at home laughing his ****in arse off that everyone bites?

TheHoff!
11-29-2006, 08:36 AM
Have you ever thought that perhaps he has more wit than he is given credit for and that he is sat at home laughing his ****in arse off that everyone bites?

I did consider that about half an hour ago. It's probably just one of Anorak's alts ****in with us aint it...

...but really, do you think he is being serious or not?

MickyHatton
11-29-2006, 08:41 AM
I did consider that about half an hour ago. It's probably just one of Anorak's alts ****in with us aint it...

...but really, do you think he is being serious or not?

Don't know mate, I mean I really really hope so for the sake of the country and humanity because if he ain't, there's not much hope for us is there!

MickyHatton
11-29-2006, 08:43 AM
The way he phrases the odd sentence is similar to annie so........:thinking:

TheHoff!
11-29-2006, 08:48 AM
The way he phrases the odd sentence is similar to annie so........:thinking:

I dunno though, I think he's for real. I mean it's ****in elaborate if it's just someones alt, what with all the details he's posted up about his spinal problems and how he has to go to hospital on such and such a date and the pics he's posted of himself and what not. It seems a lot of trouble to go to just for a bit of a laugh.

MickyHatton
11-29-2006, 08:51 AM
I dunno though, I think he's for real. I mean it's ****in elaborate if it's just someones alt, what with all the details he's posted up about his spinal problems and how he has to go to hospital on such and such a date and the pics he's posted of himself and what not. It seems a lot of trouble to go to just for a bit of a laugh.

Oh, didn't see that post mate, errrr ****, dont know then?

TheHoff!
11-29-2006, 08:56 AM
Oh, didn't see that post mate, errrr ****, dont know then?

Yeah i think the boy must be for real. Dont worry though, me and Oasis Lad are trying to get him to turn the corner. We'll have him up to **** licker status in no time.

Shanus
11-29-2006, 10:09 AM
Yeah i think the boy must be for real. Dont worry though, me and Oasis Lad are trying to get him to turn the corner. We'll have him up to **** licker status in no time.

You're trying to get blood out of a stone, I'd quit while I was ahead, I'd much rather him get eaten by the pigs than me.

TheHoff!
11-29-2006, 10:37 AM
You're trying to get blood out of a stone, I'd quit while I was ahead, I'd much rather him get eaten by the pigs than me.
You may well be right. The lad's a misogynist, cloud watching, bible bashing wank stain. There's no getting round the facts is there...

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 11:23 AM
Look mother****ers, Im not an ALT. Half of you talk **** about looking good. Shampoo is something needed to look good right? Ok point one scratched. The fact that I want to get one thats not tested on animals? Why the **** not man? Real men dont test on animals. ****, I would have thought yall know that

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 11:24 AM
Testing on animals is cruel

Shanus
11-29-2006, 11:28 AM
Look mother****ers, Im not an ALT. Half of you talk **** about looking good. Shampoo is something needed to look good right? Ok point one scratched. The fact that I want to get one thats not tested on animals? Why the **** not man? Real men dont test on animals. ****, I would have thought yall know that

Look for a shampoo testing centre and ask if you can be their guinea pig.

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 11:37 AM
No thankyou, they have people like you to do that for them. Lol, joke. I wonder how much it pays

Shanus
11-29-2006, 11:38 AM
No thankyou, they have people like you to do that for them. Lol, joke. I wonder how much it pays

It pays extremely well because of the risk.

Not that they'd care about you losing your hair, I certainly wouldn't.

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 11:54 AM
Dude, they put it in your eyes not your hair. Well they might put in your hair too

Shanus
11-29-2006, 12:06 PM
Dude, they put it in your eyes not your hair. Well they might put in your hair too

They test shampoo, of course they'll put it in your freaking hair.

You talking about the 'no more tears' rubbish? Yeah they'll put it in your eyes, but not the liquid on its own, it'd be diluted and foamy just like when it gets rubbed into your hair.

My eyes are watering thinking about it.

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 12:09 PM
No theyd put any of it in your eyes.. not just no more tears, thats why its harsh on the animals

Shanus
11-29-2006, 01:06 PM
No theyd put any of it in your eyes.. not just no more tears, thats why its harsh on the animals


Why do they do it though, and how do you know this?

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 01:19 PM
To see if it will hurt the eyes of the customers

TheHoff!
11-29-2006, 01:23 PM
Why do they do it though, and how do you know this?

Matt's mother is a hippy and she informs him about all the cruel animal testing and such like.

Here she is last year at some hippy festival or other:

http://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/volume6.4/old-hippies.jpg
Matts mother is on the right.

Shanus
11-29-2006, 02:10 PM
Matt's mother is a hippy and she informs him about all the cruel animal testing and such like.

Here she is last year at some hippy festival or other:

http://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/volume6.4/old-hippies.jpg
Matts mother is on the right.

Impressive, Matt, tell her that I would like a bike for Christmas.

Matt, can I jizz in your eyeballs to see if it hurts?

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 02:22 PM
No, Ill give you one though.

JunglistSoldja
11-29-2006, 05:48 PM
Platinun Matt are you a vegetarian?

platinummatt!
11-29-2006, 06:05 PM
No I am not a vegetarian

Shanus
11-29-2006, 07:39 PM
No I am not a vegetarian

So you eat animals and say testing on animals is cruelty.

For shame..

Liaison
11-29-2006, 08:07 PM
I tested elvive’s thickening shampoo on my dog the other day. The ****er looks like one big giant afro now.

JunglistSoldja
11-29-2006, 08:13 PM
So you eat animals and say testing on animals is cruelty.

For shame..

Was thinking this.

He doesn't like tests to be carried out on animals yet he likes eating them.

?

Shanus
11-29-2006, 09:01 PM
Was thinking this.

He doesn't like tests to be carried out on animals yet he likes eating them.

?

I doubt he's ever heard of a slaughterhouse.

But I intend on pushing him into vegetarianism.

platinummatt!
12-01-2006, 10:59 AM
So, its the same to kill an animal quickly and eat it... as it is to keep it just for testing on it then kill it and the end?

BuddyChacon
12-01-2006, 11:40 AM
So, its the same to kill an animal quickly and eat it... as it is to keep it just for testing on it then kill it and the end?

Check Vegweb.com for products. I used to be a member their, but it costs to be a member. But you can shop.

platinummatt!
12-01-2006, 11:59 AM
Thanks, do you think they test aftershave on animals?

Shanus
12-01-2006, 12:32 PM
Thanks, do you think they test aftershave on animals?

Yeah, they do.

platinummatt!
12-01-2006, 12:36 PM
Some do...

platinummatt!
12-01-2006, 12:37 PM
sadly, davidoff does