The Ensanity
12-24-2002, 12:15 PM
I just found this and thought I would share it...
1. Have a bunch of pizza sent to the dean's office. Then send strip-o-grams. To make it extra embarrassing, send a male strip-o-gram to your male dean! He'll be hopping mad -- but he'll never know who did it!
2. Switch the signs for the campus men's and women's rooms -- then sit back and watch the fireworks!
3. Have a sweet-looking female cohort infiltrate a campus tour group, posing as a prospective student. As the tour group passes the bushes, you and several burly males swoop down on the stunned tour group, grunting like neanderthals, grab the planted coed and run off yelling, "We got one! We got one!"
4. Many schools have fountains, and students sometimes dump detergent into them, turning them into bubbly pools. We do not condone any stunt that can potentially cause damage.
5. When a big snowfall hits, head to the front of the dean's office and build a 10-foot snowman and woman standing in raunchy, x-rated poses. Then hose them down so they look like ice sculptures.
6. When your roomie passes out drunk, wrap the lush securely to the bed in cellophane. Then wake up your victim -- who'll feel paralyzed and freak out.
7. Tightly stretch a piece of cellophane over the rim of the toilet, then close the seat so it looks like nothing is there. The hapless user will get splashed -- then has to figure out how to get the wrap off without spilling wee-wee on the floor.
8. Get several big bags of styrofoam packing peanuts. Stuff the bags into your victim's car, with the window open. Close the doors, reach through the window to open and remove the plastic bags -- filling the auto to the brim with peanuts.
9. Put Vaseline on the receiver of your friend's telephone, so when he answers it, he'll get an earful of goop. Another fun gag is to tape down the phone receiver with duct tape. Your roommate will go crazy trying to pick up the phone as it rings.
10. Tell your downstairs neighbor you are feeling depressed. Then make sure they are looking out the window as you throw a dummy dressed exactly like you out the window. It will freak them out!
1. Have a bunch of pizza sent to the dean's office. Then send strip-o-grams. To make it extra embarrassing, send a male strip-o-gram to your male dean! He'll be hopping mad -- but he'll never know who did it!
2. Switch the signs for the campus men's and women's rooms -- then sit back and watch the fireworks!
3. Have a sweet-looking female cohort infiltrate a campus tour group, posing as a prospective student. As the tour group passes the bushes, you and several burly males swoop down on the stunned tour group, grunting like neanderthals, grab the planted coed and run off yelling, "We got one! We got one!"
4. Many schools have fountains, and students sometimes dump detergent into them, turning them into bubbly pools. We do not condone any stunt that can potentially cause damage.
5. When a big snowfall hits, head to the front of the dean's office and build a 10-foot snowman and woman standing in raunchy, x-rated poses. Then hose them down so they look like ice sculptures.
6. When your roomie passes out drunk, wrap the lush securely to the bed in cellophane. Then wake up your victim -- who'll feel paralyzed and freak out.
7. Tightly stretch a piece of cellophane over the rim of the toilet, then close the seat so it looks like nothing is there. The hapless user will get splashed -- then has to figure out how to get the wrap off without spilling wee-wee on the floor.
8. Get several big bags of styrofoam packing peanuts. Stuff the bags into your victim's car, with the window open. Close the doors, reach through the window to open and remove the plastic bags -- filling the auto to the brim with peanuts.
9. Put Vaseline on the receiver of your friend's telephone, so when he answers it, he'll get an earful of goop. Another fun gag is to tape down the phone receiver with duct tape. Your roommate will go crazy trying to pick up the phone as it rings.
10. Tell your downstairs neighbor you are feeling depressed. Then make sure they are looking out the window as you throw a dummy dressed exactly like you out the window. It will freak them out!