So I got quite the reputation going here...some times I get banned on boards before I even post cuz the admins see the "RTR" and then go ban it. I always wondered why that happened...I mean I am a dick and all, but that seems extreme. Well anyway I found out from some of the mods and admins here why that may be. Apparently I am the big guy behind Anti, and I always hack, spam, and send virus to boards and people. Yeah that's right!

So anyway, I figure it's come to the point that every time something bad happens to someone on here, they just blame it on RTR instantly. I know Josh Hedges was famous for that, so I encourage you all to do the same. Next time your girlfriend breaks up with you, it's cuz she's been ****ing around with me. Next time your boyfriend smacks you in the mouth, blame it on me cuz I would have done the same. Next time someone breaks in your house, blame it on me cuz I need the money.

I guess I had it rigged up so that every time I logged in, a virus was automatically sent to Wondermut's e-mail! Yeah I can do that!!! Then I am banned, but when I tell Mut how lame that reason is, he decides to "unban" me on OT and The Cage, ONLY HE DOESN'T and now I have to get a new name. Thanks for nothing.

I'm sorry you had to go through all of this, friend. I will talk to the other admins about this, buddy. I know you've turned over a new leaf, just like me. I want you to stay here as long as we have a forum, pal.

Once again, I'm very sorry for anything we here at Globalmma.com has done to you. I will do everything in my power to make things right.

Tanner, Dude you feeling ok?

I'm very sorry for anything we here at Globalmma.com has done to you

Anything!? Even all those virusses that I got through my computer every time someone replied to my threads on here!? You know one of those virusses was the human immunodeficiency virus!!!

whaaa!

I apologize, RTR. I know nothing about virusses. All I can say is that I will try my best to make sure it never happens again.

Sounds good to me, so long as your "best" isn't some ***** half-assed trying that ends with a bunch of whining.

BTW, good to have you back RTR.

Thanks man it's good to be back. NOW ON WITH THE HACKING!!!

Originally posted by Everyone Hates RTR
Sounds good to me, so long as your "best" isn't some ***** half-assed trying that ends with a bunch of whining.


I apologize for being a half-assed whinning *****. We are friends now and that's all that matters to me, buddy.

Yeah man that's all I care about too!

This new leaf with Tanner is very strange. I miss the angry admin we all loved

Originally posted by Creed
This new leaf with Tanner is very strange. I miss the angry admin we all loved


Out with the anger, in with the happy.

You are one funny guy. Your other name was unbanned and was open to post in OT and the cage. I did it before our aim conversation was over. I even finished off with saying if you needed anything else to let me know. Obviously you do not have the mental capacity to comprehend our conversation. Maybe next time you should save it and refer back to it as a reference guide.

I find it hilarious that you come in here with this “poor RTR” **** when you yourself said that you had been banned from Sherdog 578873223 times. Everything that has happened to you, you have brought upon yourself. Period! You can ***** and moan all you want but no one here buys that ****.

Your other name IS unbanned and if you want the RTR named unbanned I will do so. If you are looking to start posting here at least try to handle yourself in an adult manner and send me a pm or catch me on aim.
Have a nice Holiday!

Stop being a poo face, Wondermut. Be happy, like me.

I love you.

Me too, buddy.

Wooooooooo, somebody got told.

"Obviously you do not have the mental capacity to comprehend our conversation."

Well I thought I understood it, so today I went to www.globalmma.net only there were no boards on the page. So I was like "what the ****, where are all the boards" I managed to get into the OT through someone's profile. When I went to post, though, I got the usual banned message. That's when I realized what happened: Wondermut played me for a sucker. He never unbanned ****!

Luckily, my good buddy TannerBJJ was there to give me a hand, but he couldn't figure out what the evil Wondermut did exactly to keep poor RTR off the board, so instead he rigged it up so I could make a new name.

Glad I could be of service, good buddy.

You're the one mod/admin I can always count on. Yeah and I'm including LSG in that!

You can count on me for being a moron.

Can I? That's great!!! How about you go be a moron on someone else's thread!? Um, bye?

Originally posted by Everyone Hates RTR
You're the one mod/admin I can always count on. Yeah and I'm including LSG in that!


With this board and sherdog, I think I banned you a total or 349 times. I'm tired of being the bad guy. Out with the old, in with the new. I'm a good guy now.

But I love you. Specially when you call wushu Fred.

Hahahahahahaha

RTR, are you laughing at what I said or what Justin said?

Either way, you're still my buddy.

I think he is laughing at Fred.

Both man, I was like "what's the best way I can reply to both of those posts?" then it hit me, just laugh, I figgered that you'd think I was laughing at yours and Moron would think I was laughing at his.

Banned me a total of 349 times...that's what made me laugh the most!

Even if you laughed at his, I still love you. Tanner's goodness had spread to me, kind of like cancer.

YAY, I made RTR laugh the most!!!!...YAY YAY YAY!!!!

You both made me laugh guys...MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY XMAS RTR AND TANNIE POO!

Yes, I hope Santa was nice to RTR.

Yes i hope the reindeer didnt crap on your roof either RTR if they did i will clean it for you!

Man you guys are great! I sure missed Global while I was banned...

I hate when people get banned.

I missed you RTR, luckily you are here now!

Yeah guys let's just forget I was ever banned!

I am so happy all is right I am enjoying the moment.

I still love you RTR even though you are an incompetent idiot.

Man why couldn't my ex-wife have that attitude!?

did she ban you also?

Yeah, from seeing my daughter!

OUCH!! I am changin ur name btw...its going back to plain old RTR

Sure man, seems like everybody likes RTR anyway!

Originally posted by RTR
You're the one mod/admin I can always count on. Yeah and I'm including LSG in that!

Ouch! That hurt ...why no love for lsg?

Did he not say he was including you?

Hmmm...maybe I read it wrong.

Yes, I think you're not reading that right, friend. That's ok, buddy. Honest mistake that anyone could have made. Don't feel bad, be happy.

yes its ok lsg, you can earn his love like me and my tannie poo have.

ps tanner i love you.

Hi, honey

hi love, where has "everyone loves RTR" gone, i love him more than Raymond.

Yes, but everyone loves Raymond.

yes but not as much as RTR.

Yes, you are correct, friend.

Hello, RTR......my best friend

Hey Tanner ol' chum...LSG I like you too pumpkin.

I love you too RTR, friend.

I know man, it's your name.

yes but you are special to me.

Yeah man I can kinda tell!

:) YAY for being special!

HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING!

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STEVE PELL SAYS, THIS THREAD REAKS OF ***GAGE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kage is Pell? Ummmm...huh?

LOL

Im not pell, i just thought it would be funny to bring the ****er up. Havent seen him around in ages. He just dissapeared.