View Full Version : The best sex ever.


Big_Papa
12-23-2002, 07:34 AM
OK guys/gals, what was the best sex you've ever had and why.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 07:43 AM
a one night stand - hours of foreplay & complete adoration - unforgettable!

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 08:26 AM
I can't believe no one else is answering this question - is must be your new avatar! :)

Big_Papa
12-23-2002, 08:58 AM
oh hush, my avatar is awesome :)

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 08:59 AM
you hush! :)

I'm probably the only person that will talk to you & that's only because I feel sorry for you. Look at you - for gawd sake!

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:05 AM
http://www.freeavatars.net/vpimages/males/fhh505.gif


be him! so I can look at him!

Big_Papa
12-23-2002, 09:05 AM
come over here and hush me.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:07 AM
hell no! :)

Big_Papa
12-23-2002, 09:10 AM
If I used him as my avatar everyone would think I was gay.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:11 AM
fine - I'll find him & use him! & use him! & use him!


:) :) :)

Bzob
12-23-2002, 09:11 AM
Being with Kato is the best ever. She makes me feel comple in every way.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:12 AM
men never seem to mind being used!

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Being with Kato is the best ever. She makes me feel comple in every way.


what a nice thing to say! I am impressed.

Big_Papa
12-23-2002, 09:20 AM
Lucky you Bzob.

Aaron Bizarre
12-23-2002, 09:21 AM
I dotn like being used. even though I may get something out of it I feel angry at being decieved and usually swear vengence.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:22 AM
Aaron - oh, I'm just playing - don't get mad at me.

Aaron Bizarre
12-23-2002, 09:24 AM
I am never mad at anyone here. Most Men dotn resent being used. you are right.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:25 AM
I've had several volunteers over the years. :)

Aaron Bizarre
12-23-2002, 09:37 AM
that makes you quite the oppertunist I guess. getting them to move on is a problem for me.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 09:45 AM
me too! but once I got caller ID - I just quit answering the phone.

Aaron Bizarre
12-23-2002, 10:37 AM
I actually will not answer the phone if it comes up "Private" or "Restricted"

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Aaron Suave
I actually will not answer the phone if it comes up "Private" or "Restricted"

I had a private caller for a while - I called the phone company - if you try calling as a private caller - a recording says, " we're sorry - the number that you have reached - is not accepting calls from anonymous numbers!"

I love it!

Aaron Bizarre
12-23-2002, 10:44 AM
cant you dial *82 and have your number unblocked? I actually have it in my cellphone answering machine. Had some annoying ex's call at bad times.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Aaron Suave
cant you dial *82 and have your number unblocked? I actually have it in my cellphone answering machine. Had some annoying ex's call at bad times.

oh, I don't know.

Kimura
12-23-2002, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by put 'em up
[B]http://www.freeavatars.net/vpimages/males/fhh505.gif
What's up with his left nipple?

Bella
12-23-2002, 12:12 PM
Alright. Time for Bella to be sincere and honest.
I've only been with two people. The first individual I was with, turned out to be a total loser, and to be totally honest, I never once enjoyed being with him the couple of times I was with him.
Now, I'm fortunate enough to have Waylander (yes, I'm going to say Waylander, so everyone knows who I'm talking about, so sue me). He's my dream guy. I never thought I'd be lucky enough to find such a wonderful man. He's beautiful on the inside and outside, and we have the most amazing relationship. Everything is so close to perfect, it's insane. So, the best love making I've ever recieved has been within the past 5 months and 11 days.
But enough with the mushy stuff.
Love you B.
That is all I have to say.

put 'em up
12-23-2002, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by kimura
What's up with his left nipple?

both his nipples look just fine to me :)

Tammy
12-23-2002, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Alright. Time for Bella to be sincere and honest.
I've only been with two people. The first individual I was with, turned out to be a total loser, and to be totally honest, I never once enjoyed being with him the couple of times I was with him.
Now, I'm fortunate enough to have Waylander (yes, I'm going to say Waylander, so everyone knows who I'm talking about, so sue me). He's my dream guy. I never thought I'd be lucky enough to find such a wonderful man. He's beautiful on the inside and outside, and we have the most amazing relationship. Everything is so close to perfect, it's insane. So, the best love making I've ever recieved has been within the past 5 months and 11 days.
But enough with the mushy stuff.
Love you B.
That is all I have to say.
That was beautiful

GhosT^x0
12-23-2002, 03:08 PM
Best sex ever involved me, and beach at 11:30 at night, a blanket, my girlfriend at the time, and her girlfriend.

I could elaborate, but nope.... and Bella, don't be all down on yourself for being in the "only been with a few people" club. Through all the things I've done, I can still count the number of ladies in the Dave club on one hand... and you'd never know it based on the stories I could tell ya.

Bella
12-23-2002, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Best sex ever involved me, and beach at 11:30 at night, a blanket, my girlfriend at the time, and her girlfriend.

I could elaborate, but nope.... and Bella, don't be all down on yourself for being in the "only been with a few people" club. Through all the things I've done, I can still count the number of ladies in the Dave club on one hand... and you'd never know it based on the stories I could tell ya.

I'm not down on myself for being with only two people. I can't just go out and have casual sex. I have to have strings attached, although there were none with the first individual. The situation was ****ed up really, but I won't get into it. Anyhow, I'm happy with the relationship I'm in now. It's so close to perfect, and I'm in love.

handjobs4dollars
12-24-2002, 12:00 AM
I've never had a one night **** either.

VulgarTheClown
12-24-2002, 01:48 AM
i've only been with 4 people. and i too cannot have sex without strings attached.

well as for the ebst sex i dunno if i can actually say, the first i was drugged (not by my own accord) the second was sapposed to be a realtionship but turend into a one night stand (I found out she was pregnant with someone else) the 3rd I was in love with BUT she loved to give head so thats what happened mostly. 4th was good sex she was soo hot and soo tight and so knew how to use the muscles in her nana that i could barely last she loved it I hated it (I always had the feeling of letting her down). oh and she got SO wet it kinda creeped me out

i have yet to have sex with my current g/f of 2 months and i'm actually glad about it. I belive sex complicates relationships, creats problems where there arn't any and might stir up feelings of love even if you not ready for those feelings because it has been engrained into our heads that sex without love is wrong.

that nad i think sex is kinda repulsive, all the sweat, mixing of bodily fluids SICK. on ocasion i get grossed out by over passionate kissing (not durring but after). Am i compulsive?

Bella
12-24-2002, 02:34 AM
You're a freak.

VulgarTheClown
12-24-2002, 02:38 AM
seriously?

Bella
12-24-2002, 02:42 AM
Intercourse grosses you out?

Is it just the thought of swapping fluids?

And, if it grosses you out so much, then why do you let your current girlfriend give you head all the time? You're always talking about that.
As for swapping fluids, just use a condom if it's that bad.
Also, you said that even some passionate kisses irk you, well, I find that strange. I kinda dig the sloppy ones myself, especially in the heat of the moment.

I'm just like :?:

VulgarTheClown
12-24-2002, 02:46 AM
i think it is the thought of passing germs.

see none of it bothers me till after its over. thats what wierd. before it and during it i'm cool but after i'm like EEEWWWWW GROSSS NEED A SHOWER!!!! but i never remember the next time.

Bella
12-24-2002, 02:48 AM
Strange. Very strange.

I don't think twice about it.

VulgarTheClown
12-24-2002, 02:51 AM
is ti really strange i thought everyone was like that. I have wierd fears. I don't want to be infected.

Bella
12-24-2002, 02:53 AM
Then don't sleep with an infected person. Do you wear condoms?

I honestly, don't worry about being infected, and I don't run to shower afterwards either.

VulgarTheClown
12-24-2002, 02:58 AM
I always wear condoms. I am a condom freak! king of the condoms, I start huge fights with my friends that don't wear them.

i'm not talkin infected with STD's i'm just talkin germs, it makes me shudder to think about it.

I need to be clean. I try to shower before sex especially!

and at least AT LEAST 2 times a day i try for 4.

the thought of someone thinking i smell or am not clean is horifying

Bella
12-24-2002, 03:00 AM
You bathe too much.

VulgarTheClown
12-24-2002, 03:02 AM
that is a definate posability

Big_Papa
12-24-2002, 07:30 AM
In that case, swapping germs is what I do best.

Waylander
12-24-2002, 12:30 PM
I dont mind at all, me and Bella will go at it, and Ill fall asleep as is, I dont care if I got her panties hanging of my big toe and my chest hair matted to my nipple with juices, I crash and crash hard. Doesn't bother me at all, I am comfortable with mine and hers, so if its not til morning we shower oh well.

Bella
12-24-2002, 12:41 PM
LOVE IT.

KingDosia
03-26-2007, 05:37 PM
What the hell happened to these posters. Some of em are kinda cool
naw I'm just doing an annoying niels impression dredging up the past threads

CletusVanDamme
03-26-2007, 05:39 PM
**** em and I say good riddance to the overrated bums of the past. b.d.c. times sucked that is before Dr Cynical.

Squezze
03-26-2007, 11:21 PM
Bella was smokin hot. I'll admit to having a little e-crush on her. Her boyfriend Waylander tried to get me banned from this place. Five years later and I'm still kicking around this place, and where is he? BWAAAHAHAHA.

Exige Jr
03-26-2007, 11:46 PM
Bella was smokin hot. I'll admit to having a little e-crush on her. Her boyfriend Waylander tried to get me banned from this place. Five years later and I'm still kicking around this place, and where is he? BWAAAHAHAHA.
Probably having a life.

Squezze
03-27-2007, 12:04 AM
Probably having a life.


Are you saying I've got no life? LOL.

Having a life is overrated anyways.

phallus
03-27-2007, 12:28 AM
Bella was smokin hot. I'll admit to having a little e-crush on her. Her boyfriend Waylander tried to get me banned from this place. Five years later and I'm still kicking around this place, and where is he? BWAAAHAHAHA.

whatever she's doing, it probably involves a lot of sex. damn, her posts in this thread were ****ing cool, though

Exige Jr
03-27-2007, 12:33 AM
Are you saying I've got no life? LOL.

Negative sir, if you read my post I was saying that the person you were speaking about was probably having a life aka leading his life like anyone else would. You say it has been 5 years... I know for sure I will be long gone from here in 5 years. As will most of the people who are here now.

And having a life is not overrated.

Chris46
03-27-2007, 05:21 AM
The best sex ever is with a woman!