View Full Version : The Got Laid Thread


LukeDothSucketh
12-22-2002, 08:46 PM
Whenever you get laid, post in this thread "I JUST GOT LAID". At the end of March 2003, I'll tally it up and see if it matches the number of my ass hairs.

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 09:01 PM
does this count BJ's or anal? what about handjobs?

Bella
12-22-2002, 09:04 PM
Any kind of sexual encounter?

realkaps
12-22-2002, 09:09 PM
If jacking off counts I already won......

Tammy
12-22-2002, 09:23 PM
I wonder if Hockey is getting some. I miss that guy. He's missing a lot of action and drama over here.

Zen
12-22-2002, 09:43 PM
We should have a jack off thread where everyone keeps tally and we count it up and see who the jerkoff king(or queen) of Global is, the winner can get the special HandJob Belt.

LukeDothSucketh
12-23-2002, 03:04 PM
Jack off thread would be classic. Tally up 3 for me this morning alone.

Fallout
12-23-2002, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
We should have a jack off thread where everyone keeps tally and we count it up and see who the jerkoff king(or queen) of Global is, the winner can get the special HandJob Belt.

Thats a good idea, however the 16,17 year old posters would have an unfair advantage. When I was like 14 I did it 6 times in one day. Now i am lucky if I can do 3

seldomTap
12-23-2002, 06:20 PM
I shall start my tally here...

I gOT LAID X2

I WHACKED OFF x 1...got to do something at work

lil'surfer girl
12-23-2002, 07:02 PM
Welcome me back ;)

VulgarTheClown
12-23-2002, 07:05 PM
WELCOME BACK LSG!!!

seldomTap
12-23-2002, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Welcome me back ;)

Jesus, did you get some??


Must be Xmas!!:devil

lil'surfer girl
12-23-2002, 07:08 PM
:noangel:

xmas indeed

seldomTap
12-23-2002, 07:11 PM
I hope it was wrapped nicely for you!

lil'surfer girl
12-23-2002, 07:12 PM
awww, seldom, always the responsible one.....

seldomTap
12-23-2002, 07:15 PM
Have had too many scares not to be!

I am not father of the year material!!

Fallout
12-23-2002, 07:24 PM
GET A ROOM

seldomTap
12-23-2002, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Creed
GET A ROOM

You paying for it?!

Zen
12-23-2002, 09:25 PM
Just finished laying some pipe!:crazy2:

Big_Papa
12-24-2002, 07:55 AM
put me down for 4, I got laid 3 times this weekend and once last night. :cool:

Big_Papa
12-24-2002, 11:34 AM
I'll probably get laid again tonight so go ahead and put me down for another :)

Bella
12-24-2002, 12:28 PM
Getting busy I see.

Big_Papa
12-24-2002, 12:30 PM
I gotta do what I gotta do :)

Waylander
12-24-2002, 12:36 PM
This past weekend I got a bj and laid. Theres 2 points and me and Bella are about to spend like 8 days together, so that will be probably 15 more points by the end...

Bella
12-24-2002, 12:52 PM
15 multiplied by 2.

Waylander
12-24-2002, 01:08 PM
Sweet, we have the run on this babe!

Bella
12-24-2002, 01:20 PM
We'll keep tally marks on the wall.

Lei Tong
12-24-2002, 01:34 PM
I got an erection while sleeping on my stomach... does that count?

HockeyFighter
03-30-2003, 04:33 PM
ttt

Prince
03-30-2003, 04:35 PM
did the masturbation contest ever take place? i'll dominate.

LukeDothSucketh
03-30-2003, 05:01 PM
This thread disapeared quickly, but if people put up the **** I'll start tallyin it up. Consider this the beginning again, it wil be tallied up at the end of April.

HockeyFighter
03-31-2003, 12:37 AM
Not gonna happen

Whoremaster B
03-31-2003, 09:48 AM
need the jerk off thread.

just lost my girlfriend, I will be roughing up the suspect till he sings like a bird.