View Full Version : Worst Christmas gift you have ever received?


put 'em up
12-22-2002, 06:53 PM
did we already do this one?




my ex bought me an ironing board cover one year & that was ALL!

realkaps
12-22-2002, 06:55 PM
Socks socks and more socks. I bet you anything I get atleast 3 packages of socks this year......

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:09 PM
well hell, & I had bought you socks!

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:10 PM
I'll mail them to Vulgar - he likes presents!

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 07:33 PM
i do like pressents and i get socks alot to.

put em up woudl you get me underware instead?

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:39 PM
underwear it is! :)

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 07:40 PM
woo hoo!! I like boxer briefs. but i'm pretty sure your gonna buy me thongs.

remember i'm pretty fat.

go look at my pic in male rotties.

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:41 PM
what size?

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 07:44 PM
like 42 i guess

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
woo hoo!! I like boxer briefs. but i'm pretty sure your gonna buy me thongs.

remember i'm pretty fat.

go look at my pic in male rotties.

I have never bought any man a thong - the only man I have found worthy of a thong is the avatar I posted the other day - he was born for thongs! ;D

ok - I'll go look at your picture

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 07:46 PM
she is gonna come back here and vomit.

i am an ugly ugly man!

but i'm hot compaired to a really fat ugly guy!

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:56 PM
I am not! you are terrible - remember I think confidence is the hottest thing a man can possess - so get some! TODAY!

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
like 42 i guess

okay

you don't think I am actually going to do it, do you? :)

I really am! I baked cookies for Allison & mailed them to her - mailing underwear will be easy.

Bella
12-22-2002, 08:03 PM
Waylander looks good in the bright green thong I bought him.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr baby grrrr! YEAH!

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Waylander looks good in the bright green thong I bought him.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr baby grrrr! YEAH!

then he is one in a millon

there used to be a guy that wore one to swim at the Y - he really had nothing to show off - it was a sad sight really! :)

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 08:11 PM
you don't understand, you mistake my sarcasm for my real attitude. I am confident in who i am and my abilities.

well in that case since your actually gonan do it send cookies too.

Bella
12-22-2002, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by put 'em up
then he is one in a millon

there used to be a guy that wore one to swim at the Y - he really had nothing to show off - it was a sad sight really! :)

That bad, huh?

momita
12-22-2002, 08:13 PM
Christmas 2 yrs ago, one of my darling sons, got up really early,
and somehow managed to put a surprise under the tree for me. As I was opening presents, along with everyone else, I was handed a big box, I'm thinking, wow, they really do love me.... so I ripped open the box.............. inside was a naked rooster, I kid you not, bald as an egg, it jumped out at me, I spilled coffee everywhere, everyone died laughing, they still do, I'm more cautious.........!

VulgarTheClown
12-22-2002, 08:15 PM
Thats tribble! was it Jeremy? you shoudl have taught him what no holds barred was all about!

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by Bella
That bad, huh?

yes, I always wanted to cry & I'm not the cry baby type! :)

momita
12-22-2002, 08:21 PM
who do you think got him started................... j/k

Bella
12-22-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by put 'em up
yes, I always wanted to cry & I'm not the cry baby type! :)

Oooooohhh, don't even front, put 'em up. I know you loved it!

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by momita
Christmas 2 yrs ago, one of my darling sons, got up really early,
and somehow managed to put a surprise under the tree for me. As I was opening presents, along with everyone else, I was handed a big box, I'm thinking, wow, they really do love me.... so I ripped open the box.............. inside was a naked rooster, I kid you not, bald as an egg, it jumped out at me, I spilled coffee everywhere, everyone died laughing, they still do, I'm more cautious.........!

I'll trade you - one ironing board cover for that naked rooster! :)

put 'em up
12-22-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Oooooohhh, don't even front, put 'em up. I know you loved it!


LOL

no, it looked more like a thumb than a ****!

Bella
12-22-2002, 08:29 PM
What are you going to do with a naked rooster? Or should I ask?

Bella
12-22-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by put 'em up
LOL

no, it looked more like a thumb than a ****!

LORD HAVE MERCY.

Did no one say something to him? Like tell him to put clothes on or anything? I think I might have.

momita
12-22-2002, 10:55 PM
I'll just give you the naked rooster put em' up, I don't need a cover, I never iron!! I use a spray bottle, works just fine!!!

Zen
12-22-2002, 10:56 PM
I don't think I've ever been dissapointed with a Christmas gift, or any gift for the matter. I'm just happy that someone is giving something to me because they like me!

Bella
12-22-2002, 10:58 PM
I don't think I've ever been unhappy with a gift either. I always get cool things because I know cool people.

Zen
12-22-2002, 10:59 PM
Same with me, I never get gifts that I don't like, ever, I will be absolutely thrilled with everything I get for Christmas.

Tammy
12-22-2002, 11:57 PM
I always appreciate what people give me. It's the thought that counts. Even if I don't need it or I don't think it looks good, I'm glad they took the time out to consider me.