another animal vid this one is quite interesting.

Hippo actually tries to SAVE the prey from the croc.

http://www.flurl.com/entry/view/1242782/Hippo_Saves_Antelope_From_Crocodile

Very nice, other than that, Hippo's are trash. They're evil and kill more people than any other animal in Africa.

I would like to see a Full Grown Saltwatercrocodile against a Hippo, they have to be the same size though. Who would win then?

once again guys, I post on another forum devoted to animal matchups and I think I should be considered an expert on the topic of animals fighting (look at my name)

The crocs have no chance aginst a hippo. The rankings of the animal world based on ONE on ONE matchups look something like this

Elephants
RHinos
Hippos
Catte such as Cape BUffalo, Water Buffalo
Bears
Big Cats
Crocodiles
Large SNakes
Alligators
Primates
pretty much everything else

once again guys, I post on another forum devoted to animal matchups and I think I should be considered an expert on the topic of animals fighting (look at my name)

The crocs have no chance aginst a hippo. The rankings of the animal world based on ONE on ONE matchups look something like this

Elephants
RHinos
Hippos
Catte such as Cape BUffalo, Water Buffalo
Bears
Big Cats
Crocodiles
Large SNakes
Alligators
Primates
pretty much everything else

i actually watched a show last night called " killer crocodile" which was about a lone 18+ foot crocodile in africa which had been attacking and killing adult male hippos

i actually watched a show last night called " killer crocodile" which was about a lone 18+ foot crocodile in africa which had been attacking and killing adult male hippos

Thanks for the info bro. More info about it would be sweet.

I really believe the largest of all Crocs thats the same size as an adult male Hippo could also win. The most powerfull jaws in the world excecuted in a death roll would kill almost any animal.

Thanks for the info bro. More info about it would be sweet.

I really believe the largest of all Crocs thats the same size as an adult male Hippo could also win. The most powerfull jaws in the world excecuted in a death roll would kill almost any animal.

i'll try and find it and upload it

i actually watched a show last night called " killer crocodile" which was about a lone 18+ foot crocodile in africa which had been attacking and killing adult male hippos

Was his name Augustus or something similar?

I've seen a program on a 23 foot crocodile from Africa that was witnessed to take down a full grown female hippo and killed like 19 people in a month, or something like that, I'm not sure if it was a month but he'd killed that many over a certain period of time.

Was his name Augustus or something similar?

I've seen a program on a 23 foot crocodile from Africa that was witnessed to take down a full grown female hippo and killed like 19 people in a month, or something like that, I'm not sure if it was a month but he'd killed that many over a certain period of time.

gustav i think his name was and yes .... what you described sounds like it

23 ft :eek: that thing belongs in lake placid

once again guys, I post on another forum devoted to animal matchups and I think I should be considered an expert on the topic of animals fighting (look at my name)

The crocs have no chance aginst a hippo. The rankings of the animal world based on ONE on ONE matchups look something like this

Elephants
RHinos
Hippos
Catte such as Cape BUffalo, Water Buffalo
Bears
Big Cats
Crocodiles
Large SNakes
Alligators
Primates
pretty much everything else

Crocs regualary kill buffalo and large cats and there have been instances where they have killed hippos and attacked elephants. Also there have been many times where large snakes have eaten crocs and leopards. Rhino's have also charged and beaten off elephants.

I've seen video footage of a young bull beat the shit out of a male lion too.

Very nice, other than that, Hippo's are trash. They're evil and kill more people than any other animal in Africa.

I would like to see a Full Grown Saltwatercrocodile against a Hippo, they have to be the same size though. Who would win then?


afull grown salty is about 1 tonne but hippos reach 4 or 5
hippos hate crocs cause they are the only predator that threatens their calves. its the same reason elephants hate lions

Hippos are far more agile in the water than a croc and could bite through a croc with a single bite due to 14inch teeth.. the croc would not take a hippo with a single blow and would not be able to pick at it.. Hippos live side by side with some of the biggest/most aggressive crocs in the world.. Nile croc on the nile river.. even the croc hunter was intimidated.

once again guys, I post on another forum devoted to animal matchups and I think I should be considered an expert on the topic of animals fighting (look at my name)

The crocs have no chance aginst a hippo. The rankings of the animal world based on ONE on ONE matchups look something like this

Elephants
RHinos
Hippos
Catte such as Cape BUffalo, Water Buffalo
Bears
Big Cats
Crocodiles
Large SNakes
Alligators
Primates
pretty much everything else

If ur talking the intire animal kingdom, then surley u forgot Great White Sharks, Killer Whales and stuff.

Crocs regualary kill buffalo and large cats and there have been instances where they have killed hippos and attacked elephants. Also there have been many times where large snakes have eaten crocs and leopards. Rhino's have also charged and beaten off elephants.

no they dont regularly kill big cats and hippos. And charging an elephant and actually killing th elephant is a different thing.

If ur talking the intire animal kingdom, then surley u forgot Great White Sharks, Killer Whales and stuff.


well as far as land animald go I mean.

well as far as land animald go I mean.

Crocodiles spend most of their time in the water.
As do hippos.

Crocodiles spend most of their time in the water.
As do hippos.


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you know what I mean,

Hippos are far more agile in the water than a croc and could bite through a croc with a single bite due to 14inch teeth.. the croc would not take a hippo with a single blow and would not be able to pick at it.. Hippos live side by side with some of the biggest/most aggressive crocs in the world.. Nile croc on the nile river.. even the croc hunter was intimidated.


actually they arent more agile in the water, hippos arent even good swimmers, they basically just plod around slowly in the water.

no they dont regularly kill big cats and hippos. And charging an elephant and actually killing th elephant is a different thing.


I never said they regulary kill big cats or hippos... :ugh:

Crocs kill more lions than lions kill crocs. And thats a fact you might want to look up.

And charging an elephant and actually killing th elephant is a different thing

I don't think an elephant has actually killed a rhino either. Elephants are easily spooked and Rhino's are very aggressive animals. Usually if a Rhino charges an elephant the elephant will run away.

I never said they regulary kill big cats or hippos... :ugh:

Crocs kill more lions than lions kill crocs. And thats a fact you might want to look up.



I don't think an elephant has actually killed a rhino either. Elephants are easily spooked and Rhino's are very aggressive animals. Usually if a Rhino charges an elephant the elephant will run away.

a few rhinos have been found gored to death by elephant tusks

a few rhinos have been found gored to death by elephant tusks

And a few elephants have been found dead with Rhino horn marks in their underbelly.

And a few elephants have been found dead with Rhino horn marks in their underbelly.

really ?

id still favour the elephant maybe 7 times out of 10

really ?

id still favour the elephant maybe 7 times out of 10

Well they are like a few ton heavier, so obviously they'd have the advantage. It's just a lot closer than some people would think as they never seem to take the animals personalities into consideration. Rhino's have armour like skin and can charge for the smallest reasons. Elephants have sensitive skin and have been scared off by smaller animals.

The story of elephants been scared of mice is based on some fact. When an elephant is scared it usually panics and either runs away, charges or just runs amok. A Rhino will usually charge at anything that upsets it.

Well they are like a few ton heavier, so obviously they'd have the advantage. It's just a lot closer than some people would think as they never seem to take the animals personalities into consideration. Rhino's have armour like skin and can charge for the smallest reasons. Elephants have sensitive skin and have been scared off by smaller animals.

The story of elephants been scared of mice is based on some fact. When an elephant is scared it usually panics and either runs away, charges or just runs amok. A Rhino will usually charge at anything that upsets it.

so the reaL question is what would win

an elephant or a mouse ?

would the mouse move and work the jab and stay out of range of the big bruisers punches ?

I saw a vid of a lone bull elephant taking on a small pride (3cats) of lions. It stood it's ground, PICKED up a fallen tree with its trunk and literally flung it at the cats.. Ttat was the end of that hunt.lol

The great rhino vs elephant debate was on that show i mentioned in an earlier thread (animal face off)

Rhinos have poor eye sight and in the animal face off they were testing the strength of an AVERAGE sized elephant.. The thing picked up a 4x4 jeep with its tusks.. Thats power. The only strength a rhino has is its weight + momentum. yah a rhino can gorge an elephants underbelly, but it must avoid 2, 6-8ft long tusks..

so the reaL question is what would win

an elephant or a mouse ?

would the mouse move and work the jab and stay out of range of the big bruisers punches ?


I think the mouse would be drowned when the elephant shits itself!

I also saw footage of a king cobra biting an elephant on the trunk and the elephant dying a few hours later as the venom went straight to the brain!

I saw a vid of a lone bull elephant taking on a small pride (3cats) of lions. It stood it's ground, PICKED up a fallen tree with its trunk and literally flung it at the cats.. Ttat was the end of that hunt.lol

Thats what I like to see.

I saw a vid of a lone bull elephant taking on a small pride (3cats) of lions. It stood it's ground, PICKED up a fallen tree with its trunk and literally flung it at the cats.. Ttat was the end of that hunt.lol

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No wonder cats are scared of elephants then! The elephant could probably pick a lion up with its trunk and throw them 10 metres like a shot putt.

No wonder cats are scared of elephants then! The elephant could probably pick a lion up with its trunk and throw them 10 metres like a shot putt.


I see a whole new sport coming on!

You never know in some parts of india or russia it may be going on. But im sure many elephants have picked cats up with their trunks if they could catch them and thrown them to their deaths.

A Rhino against an Elephant is similar to a Great White vs a Killer Whale..

Sure, the Rhino/GW has a chance if it has the initiative and balls to take it to them, but the Elephant/Killer Whale has the size advantage by quite a big amount, in a fair fight it's pretty obvious that the Rhino would lose, it'd get stomped quite soundly.

that was amazing. Thanks for sharing. good k

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you know what I mean,

Do i?
I dont think i do.

A great white would destroy a crocodile and u bloody know it.


A Rhino against an Elephant is similar to a Great White vs a Killer Whale..

Sure, the Rhino/GW has a chance if it has the initiative and balls to take it to them, but the Elephant/Killer Whale has the size advantage by quite a big amount, in a fair fight it's pretty obvious that the Rhino would lose, it'd get stomped quite soundly.

But Rhino's have horns as weapons. Plus theyre faster, they could charge an elephant, hurt it then back off, and the elephant couldnt do shit coz its too slow.
They couldnt stomp on a rhino.

these animal vs threads are better than most fight threads here. what a lark!

I never said they regulary kill big cats or hippos... :ugh:

Crocs kill more lions than lions kill crocs. And thats a fact you might want to look up.



I don't think an elephant has actually killed a rhino either. Elephants are easily spooked and Rhino's are very aggressive animals. Usually if a Rhino charges an elephant the elephant will run away.


thats not a fact dipshit, show me documented interaction then you can talk. They have rare interaction, put up some proven numbers and why they would prey on each other, instead of just talking out of your ass and trying to sound smart when you dont have a clue.

and as far as your rhino arguments go, there is a documentary called "Killer Elephants" where a couple of "JUVENILE" elephants went around killing rhinos for no reason. They werent even full grown and they were killing rhinos easily just because their hormones were causing them to release aggression. look that up dumbass.

Do i?
I dont think i do.

A great white would destroy a crocodile and u bloody know it.




But Rhino's have horns as weapons. Plus theyre faster, they could charge an elephant, hurt it then back off, and the elephant couldnt do shit coz its too slow.
They couldnt stomp on a rhino.



shut up, i said land animals, and if thats to complicated for you then animals that are capable of fighting on land.

yoooooo nobody can kill that lord of the rings elephant

Lord of the Rings Elephant > T-Rex

thats not a fact dipshit, show me documented interaction then you can talk.
One crocodile taking on a whole pride of Lions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OvhRvspoKM&mode=related&search=
It would make sense that wen Lions drink by the waters edge, sometimes a croc will grab them and eat their heads.
shut up, i said land animals, and if thats to complicated for you then animals that are capable of fighting on land.

Who gives a shit what u said.
The fact is a great white shark would kill a stupid crocodile, and hippo in a minute. Prove that aint true monkey boy.

yoooooo nobody can kill that lord of the rings elephant

Lord of the Rings Elephant > T-Rex

Little gay elf > Lord of the Rings Elephant.

Damn, i enjoy these animal threads more than most of the Boxing threads.

I see some of you arguing already. The truth is, These Animals have been living together for such a long time, its not that much of a surprise if one has killed another. I personally think all predators have killed eachother, but it barely happens. You just have to pick the best of the best in these matchups instead of looking at strange incidents that were caught on tape. But please, if you have seen some cool animal fight/kill, please share.

Who gives a shit what u said.
The fact is a great white shark would kill a stupid crocodile, and hippo in a minute. Prove that aint true monkey boy.

I thought Hippos only lived in fresh water?

I know that they encounter the bull shark, also known as the zambizi, I'd pick a hippo over that.

I thought Hippos only lived in fresh water?

I know that they encounter the bull shark, also known as the zambizi, I'd pick a hippo over that.

Yea but if u were to chuck a hippo in the ocean, a big shark would kick its arse.

Do i?
I dont think i do.

A great white would destroy a crocodile and u bloody know it.




But Rhino's have horns as weapons. Plus theyre faster, they could charge an elephant, hurt it then back off, and the elephant couldnt do shit coz its too slow.
They couldnt stomp on a rhino.

Your right, the biggest croc could not take out a great white of same size or a few feet smaller remeber water is the sharks domain and croc rely's on air so no matter how long they may battle, AS soon as croc goes for air, fight is done..

A rhino does not "pick it's shots" lol it's one of the most aggressive land animals on the planet... odds are if it charged an elephant, it would be too blind to see the tusks until it was already impaled..
Elephant by armbar.

I think a rhino could take out an elephant. I doubt an elephant would spear the charging rhino with its tusks, the rhino would rip its underbelly with its horn.

Kinda like Tyson vs Bruno.

a whale could eat a elephant

hippo can snap a man in half with its jaws and are very aggressive, i would favour hippo over most crocs.

It seems like all animals are capable of beating each other. Or are scared of each other depending on how they feel at the time.
I thought elephants were badass and then found out lions eat them. Hippos are serioiusly dangerous but that is only because they kill humans isnt it. And why rhinos are so dangerous with only 1 horn i will never really know. But obviously that horn is ver dangerous, but is it more dangerous than a buffalo with 2 horns. Who bloody knows?

another animal vid this one is quite interesting.

Hippo actually tries to SAVE the prey from the croc.

http://www.flurl.com/entry/view/1242782/Hippo_Saves_Antelope_From_Crocodile

in Africa the most animal that kills people is a Hippo they are very tertoral animals

A rhino is built like a tank, and its horn on the end of its big ass face is thrust upward, whereas a buffalo is all ****in hairy, kinda cuddly, and its horns are on top of it giant head.

A rhino would kick a buffalos arse. But a great white shark would eat a rhino.

Ive seen Tigers kill Crocs tho not salt water ones, and i watched a programme about Elephants killing Rhinos, apparently its quite comman! There was this one Elephant who was like a ****in serial killer he killed loads of them! Id luv 2c a bear (not a Polar) vs a Silver back Gorilla! who wins that then!?

Ive seen Tigers kill Crocs tho not salt water ones, and i watched a programme about Elephants killing Rhinos, apparently its quite comman! There was this one Elephant who was like a ****in serial killer he killed loads of them! Id luv 2c a bear (not a Polar) vs a Silver back Gorilla! who wins that then!?

Polar bear. Much bigger with big claws.

Polar bear. Much bigger with big claws.

Any Bear other than a Polar i meant mate, Yeah Bears are Bigger and have Claws but **** me can u imagine gettin punched by a silverback!? Other than insects they are the strongest pound 4 pound mother ****ers on the planet!

Any Bear other than a Polar i meant mate, Yeah Bears are Bigger and have Claws but **** me can u imagine gettin punched by a silverback!? Other than insects they are the strongest pound 4 pound mother ****ers on the planet!

I wish some rich sadistic bastard would buy all these animals and make them fight, film it and post it on the net so we could all call him evil and be disgusted....but at least we would get some answers.

A grizzly bear would tear a gorrila to shreds. Without its claws would be a different matter.

I wish some rich sadistic bastard would buy all these animals and make them fight, film it and post it on the net so we could all call him evil and be disgusted....but at least we would get some answers.

A grizzly bear would tear a gorrila to shreds. Without its claws would be a different matter.

That would rock my sick little world! Ur probably right 2man but i guess ive got a soft spot for those damn dirty apes!

A rhino is built like a tank, and its horn on the end of its big ass face is thrust upward, whereas a buffalo is all ****in hairy, kinda cuddly, and its horns are on top of it giant head.

A rhino would kick a buffalos arse. But a great white shark would eat a rhino.

Ha Ha, i cant visualize where a great white wud encounter a rhino as a rhino is never in water, but a great white probably wouldnt like the taste of the leathery skin.

I dont think a gorilla would fight a grizzly unless the grizzly tried taking his baanans but i dont think grizlys like bananas. They like Salmon.

Ha Ha, i cant visualize where a great white wud encounter a rhino as a rhino is never in water, but a great white probably wouldnt like the taste of the leathery skin.

I dont think a gorilla would fight a grizzly unless the grizzly tried taking his baanans but i dont think grizlys like bananas. They like Salmon.

This thread has no room for ur dammned logic!!

Wat about Noah's Ark?
The grizzly gets pissed off with the gorrillas constant wanking, and it all kicks off.
The rhino falls off the boat, and the shark takes a bite to check it out, rips the bastard open and thats the end of that. Great White, winner by 1st rnd KO.

hippo can snap a man in half with its jaws and are very aggressive, i would favour hippo over most crocs.


This again. For Gods sake can people show proof of these events for once? Hippo's do not have the strongest jaws, but they can bite a Croc, who has an armour like body, in half? Dont believe these stories kids.

Yesterday i saw the Docu on tv about the Elephants who killed Rhinos, and human beings. Pretty graphic stuff. They showed footage of a circus Elephant attacking a guy and smashing another to death, then it went out to the city to get shot more than 100 times before it died. Damn, it sure was sad seeing that huge animal suffer like that on the streets. Anyway, i also saw the part where they were talking about the Young Elphants who killed over 50 Rhinos. BUT, they said ElephantS Wich means the Rhinos were most likely killed by a bunch of Elephants instead of a 1 on 1 fight. Ofcource it wont stand a bloody chance in a situation like that, even 1 on 1. A Full grown Bull Elephant is like 3/4 times the size of a Rhino. If the Rhinos tried to chop the underbelly, it would get crushed by 6 tons of meat.

Its really all about size in the Animal Kingdom, most of the time. If all animals were the same size, Lions would be able to kill any animal on the planet. Elephants just have a lot of weight.

A grizzly bear would tear a gorrila to shreds. Without its claws would be a different matter.

Are you nuts?? did you see king kong?? he took out a T-rex no way a bear would take out a silver back.. They are way too agile and about the same weight.

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Are you nuts?? did you see king kong?? he took out a T-rex no way a bear would take out a silver back.. They are way too agile and about the same weight.

Oh i saw King Kong alrite. He takes on 3 T-Rex's and juggles that little blondie all at the same time. But they were actors wearing make up.

Have u seen Jungle book? Baloo the bear takes on a whole bunch of monkeys without breakin a sweat.

A full grown silverback weighs 500lbs max, and a full grown grizzly weighs 1,500lbs. (i did research) Not really the same weight. 1000lbs difference.
And bears are very agile. Gorrilas beat down in a attack with their fists, and bite. But bears just tear shit up. lol

Dont go telling me king kong wasn't real.. they used the dinosaurs on jurassic park.. Pretty cool that they tamed both a T-rex and giant silver back to fight.. wonder what else they have on that island?? hmmm

Dont go telling me king kong wasn't real.. they used the dinosaurs on jurassic park.. Pretty cool that they tamed both a T-rex and giant silver back to fight.. wonder what else they have on that island?? hmmm

Godzilla and most likely Snow White.

gustav i think his name was and yes .... what you described sounds like it

Haha i remember that programme, the fat ****er just lay on the bank all day getting a tan. Then when they try to catch him using the gazzelle in the cage they find the cage they find no croc and no gazelle.

Haha i remember that programme, the fat ****er just lay on the bank all day getting a tan. Then when they try to catch him using the gazzelle in the cage they find the cage they find no croc and no gazelle.

I thought that was cruel using live bait.

And how is a Hippo gonna bite trough a hard skinned Crocodile when it barely has any teeth to rip any animal apart, much less bite in half with a single bite. Just huge k9 teeth and not as much jaw pressure as a full grown Crocodile who guess what, never bites a large animal in half. IF there was an animal biting animals in half it would be the Crocodile.

did anyone read about the fish from about 400 million years ago that had a bite with 40,000 psi :eek:

dunkleosteus, i think its name was

It must have hurt its prey real bad.

And oh, speaking about proof, i know i've been yapping about Lions attacking Hippo's:tapedshut Here is proof.

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Oh my God son. I dont think there is any animal in Africa that Lions haven't killed/eaten. Look at their strenght. You gotta be a strong bastard pushing down a full grown Hippo. It may have been tired and it took more than 1 Lion, but still. They can fight man, they avoided getting bitten by that thing.

However, i havent heard about a Rhino kill yet. Maybe its because there arewn't many left in Africa. I have seen 4 to 6 Lions playing around with an adult male Rhino on Big Cat Diary. Funny sight, but they didnt get close to killing it though. However It just shows that a pride of Lions do not fear any animal. And im sure they have eaten Rhinos.

And how is a Hippo gonna bite trough a hard skinned Crocodile when it barely has any teeth to rip any animal apart, much less bite in half with a single bite. Just huge k9 teeth and not as much jaw pressure as a full grown Crocodile who guess what, never bites a large animal in half. IF there was an animal biting animals in half it would be the Crocodile.

These teeth could bite through a crocs skin.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Hippo_mouth1.jpg/800px-Hippo_mouth1.jpg

They could bite INTO the Crocs skin, but they couldn't bite a Croc in half. And you don't really have proof.

hippo can snap a man in half with its jaws and are very aggressive, i would favour hippo over most crocs.


Infact a Hippo can bite a Crocodile in half. Dead Crocodiles have been found that were bitten in half by Hippos (forensics). Check out this discussion. http://experts.about.com/q/Wild-Animals-705/animal-fights-1.htm

i cannot tell you how unlikely that is

a hippos has few small slicing teeth used to eat grasses

the only dangerous teeth are the hippos canines large and long but thin i would bet they can penetrate any animals hide but tearing apart even a small crocodile is beyond their capabilities the oly animal that has any chance of doing that is a very large shark

i cannot tell you how unlikely that is

a hippos has few small slicing teeth used to eat grasses

the only dangerous teeth are the hippos canines large and long but thin i would bet they can penetrate any animals hide but tearing apart even a small crocodile is beyond their capabilities the oly animal that has any chance of doing that is a very large shark

uhh...this is a documented fact. It is indisputable. A Hippos canines are the size of a man's arm, and they are hardly thin.

uhh...this is a documented fact. It is indisputable. A Hippos canines are the size of a man's arm, and they are hardly thin.

just because a guy on a website says it doesn;t make it true, i would disagree with alot of that article.

hippos canines are nowhere near the size of amans arm a footlong canine is large for an adult male hippo even if hippos had 'arm-size' canines they couldn't tear a croc apart, to do so requires large slicing teeth or extremely violent head movement from the hippo it has neither!

They could bite INTO the Crocs skin, but they couldn't bite a Croc in half. And you don't really have proof.

You dont have proof that they couldnt.

Anyway, i dont think a hippo could bite a croc in half, but it could easily kill one.

Thats what im saying. I want to have proof, but untill then, nobody should believe this bullshit.

Thats what im saying. I want to have proof, but untill then, nobody should believe this bullshit.

Listen sunshine, this is FANTASY FIGHTS, i.e., a place for serious mature discussions about whether an angry gang of rabbits could KO a 6 year old Ali, or if a swarm of flies carrying AIDS could beat an eagle with a flame thrower.

With absolute proof there would be no discussion.

i watched a wildlife programe a few years back and someone had been snaped in half by a hippo in the area they had been filming, and i never meant that a hippo could snap a croc in half, as i dont know that much about crocs.

There was a show that showed a hippo and a crocodile getting into it and when it was all said and done, the croc lost half his tail.

once again guys, I post on another forum devoted to animal matchups and I think I should be considered an expert on the topic of animals fighting (look at my name)

The crocs have no chance aginst a hippo. The rankings of the animal world based on ONE on ONE matchups look something like this

Elephants
RHinos
Hippos
Catte such as Cape BUffalo, Water Buffalo
Bears
Big Cats
Crocodiles
Large SNakes
Alligators
Primates
pretty much everything else


I'm sorry....but Chuck Norris is clearly the King of the Jungle. I'll let this slide this time. But Chuck Norris will not forgive you again. The fluttering of his eye lash can send shockwaves to kill you.

Listen sunshine, this is FANTASY FIGHTS, i.e., a place for serious mature discussions about whether an angry gang of rabbits could KO a 6 year old Ali, or if a swarm of flies carrying AIDS could beat an eagle with a flame thrower.

With absolute proof there would be no discussion.

And so far, you haven't come up with any proof to get deep into a discussion. Just a lot of ''yo yo man, one time i saw this thing on the telly'' that could be said by anyone. And i think you're wrong. even with absolute proof there would be a discussion. Because not all animals are the same. Some are stronger than the other. If a Hippo was caight on tape biting crocs in half, we could still discuss.

And so far, you haven't come up with any proof to get deep into a discussion. Just a lot of ''yo yo man, one time i saw this thing on the telly'' that could be said by anyone. And i think you're wrong. even with absolute proof there would be a discussion. Because not all animals are the same. Some are stronger than the other. If a Hippo was caight on tape biting crocs in half, we could still discuss.
No, we were happily debating this profound subject nicely until u came along with your "hey, i demand proof! I want one of u to get a hippo and croc together in my kitchen and make them fight". etc.

And also, im right. If i showed u a video of a hippo biting a croc in half there wouyld be no one saying a hippo couldnt do that because ive just ****in showed u a hippo doing exactly wat u said it cant do. etc.

Who would win outa Tyson and Marciano? "I want proof they fought, i want u to dig up Marciano and make him fight Tyson or im calling the cops..." thats wat u would say.

No, we were happily debating this profound subject nicely until u came along with your "hey, i demand proof! I want one of u to get a hippo and croc together in my kitchen and make them fight". etc.

And also, im right. If i showed u a video of a hippo biting a croc in half there wouyld be no one saying a hippo couldnt do that because ive just ****in showed u a hippo doing exactly wat u said it cant do. etc.

Who would win outa Tyson and Marciano? "I want proof they fought, i want u to dig up Marciano and make him fight Tyson or im calling the cops..." thats wat u would say.

You know when i would say that? If someone said something like ''Marciano broke skulls when he punched them''. And kept on saying it over and over again with NOTHING to back it up. Its the same with the Hippo vs Croc thing. An animal being able to bite another large animal in half is not something ordinary to be used as a fact, even though no one is backing anything up. Ah damn, there goes your little example. Nice try.

Now go back to searching that Hippo proof. Untill then, the Crocodile wins and wont get bitten in half.

Oh, and u guy were ''hapily debating over this subject''?
All i was reading was ''i saw a hippo bite a croc in half''. Only these stories. That is not fair to the croc. Does this mean it will automatically lose everytime just because a couple of kids claim these lies?

All animals have the potential to be bad ass. I dont know how a hippo bites a croc in half though. The croc is so low to the floor, how does the hippo grip the croc. Anyway i havent seen any footage of it as well. The only thing i have truly seen to kill other animals is the lion. That is why they are the kings of the jungle.

All animals have the potential to be bad ass. I dont know how a hippo bites a croc in half though. The croc is so low to the floor, how does the hippo grip the croc. Anyway i havent seen any footage of it as well. The only thing i have truly seen to kill other animals is the lion. That is why they are the kings of the jungle.

It's in the water Hugh not on land. Hemichromis lol your debating with an established fact. That site I gave was not where i first heard of accounts of Hippos biting crocodiles in half, I have heard this from many sources over and over again over the years. Crocodiles corpses have been found halved and the forensics have been done to show that the Hippopotamous was responsible.

The only thing i have truly seen to kill other animals is the lion. That is why they are the kings of the jungle.

Tigers are king of the jungle.

Tigers are king of the jungle.

Not this again. We've established that the Tiger takes it up the butt from the Lion.

You know when i would say that? If someone said something like ''Marciano broke skulls when he punched them''. And kept on saying it over and over again with NOTHING to back it up. Its the same with the Hippo vs Croc thing. An animal being able to bite another large animal in half is not something ordinary to be used as a fact, even though no one is backing anything up. Ah damn, there goes your little example. Nice try.

Now go back to searching that Hippo proof. Untill then, the Crocodile wins and wont get bitten in half.
And how would a croc beat a hippo exactly?
U got any proof?
Didnt think so.

Largest Nile Croc...1200kg, 20ft .
Large hippo....3200kg.

Theres no comparison.

From WikiPedia..."They kill crocodiles and lions, and are even responsible for more human deaths than any other African animal."
Also this video shows a hippo scaring the sweet shit outa a croc. That proves who the daddy is.

Oh, and u guy were ''hapily debating over this subject''?
All i was reading was ''i saw a hippo bite a croc in half''. Only these stories. That is not fair to the croc. Does this mean it will automatically lose everytime just because a couple of kids claim these lies?

Lies?
Prove they are liars!
Why would somone lie about that.

Fair to the croc?? U sound like one of ur relatives is a croc. No one said it would lose everytime to a hippo, ur imagining things. But its true that hippos have killed crocs. Ive heard that before, as have many others here.
Ur in denial my friend.

And how would a croc beat a hippo exactly?
U got any proof?
Didnt think so.

Largest Nile Croc...1200kg, 20ft .
Large hippo....3200kg.

Theres no comparison.

From WikiPedia..."They kill crocodiles and lions, and are even responsible for more human deaths than any other African animal."
Also this video shows a hippo scaring the sweet shit outa a croc. That proves who the daddy is.



Lies?
Prove they are liars!
Why would somone lie about that.

Fair to the croc?? U sound like one of ur relatives is a croc. No one said it would lose everytime to a hippo, ur imagining things. But its true that hippos have killed crocs. Ive heard that before, as have many others here.
Ur in denial my friend.

Nile Crocs aren't the largest crocodiles. And i know the average Hippo beats the Crocodile. I was talking about the largest of Crocs, they could kill a Hippo, like there was a whole Docu dedicated to a huge Crocodile killing adult Hippo's. A whole Docu is more convincing than little kids claiming Hippo would bite ANY crco in half immediately.
And whats with your misunderstanding with my posts? Did it still not go into your head?? The only thing i want proof of is HIPPOS BITING ANY CROCS IN HALF. Thats ALL im saying. Learn how to read. I never said Crocs would beat Hippo's. I never said a Hippo couldn't kill a croc, because they do kill crocs. Here again, killing and biting it in half are two diffirent things.
There is not an animal in the world that can do that with a single bite. Its ludacris, with no proof to back it up. Crocodiles have to use all their power to rip their dead prey apart, and they have the highest jaw pressure in the world. So how would a Hippo be able to do that even though it doesnt have many teeth?
You're confusing yourself by not reading my posts correctly. And youre putting words in my mouth.
Lets just leave it at me wanting proof of Hippo's biting Crocs in half. Because thats all i asked. None of the other garbage you made up. Thank you.

Not this again. We've established that the Tiger takes it up the butt from the Lion.

Thoroughly.
Lion is the King. It has killed every animal in Africa and Africa has the most powerfull giants.

Some Lions have Elephants on the menu. It has become their prey.
http://darrennaish.blogspot.com/2006/11/giant-killers-macropredation-in-lions.html
King of Beasts.

Bobby, the largest nile croc was 23ft.

His name was Gustav, he ate black babies.

tigers are better looking, and you may well soon be able to find out the tiger vs lion myth as i watched a doc on bbc 2 on sunday about the asain lion and they are thinking of moving a small number of them to keep there gene pool free from disease, and the area there moving them to has a population of tigers, the programe said that a male tiger has a 50lb adv over the lion not sure how true that is though.

you mean this killer

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=travel&res=9D04EFDE143FF93AA25751C1A9659C8B63

That is a match for a Hippo.

You're confusing yourself by not reading my posts correctly. And youre putting words in my mouth.
Lets just leave it at me wanting proof of Hippo's biting Crocs in half. Because thats all i asked. None of the other garbage you made up. Thank you.

Natural wildlife filmmakers are probably camping under water as we speak in the hope of filming a hippo snapping a croc in half. Theyve got lions kicking elephants asses and now the holy grail of footage would be a hippo taking a croc. The only thing left to be caught on film.
But hippose dont look that big. 1000 something killos. Dont look that big to me. Crocs look as big.

It's in the water Hugh not on land. Hemichromis lol your debating with an established fact. That site I gave was not where i first heard of accounts of Hippos biting crocodiles in half, I have heard this from many sources over and over again over the years. Crocodiles corpses have been found halved and the forensics have been done to show that the Hippopotamous was responsible.

i will say it again:

just because somebody says it on the internet does not make it true!!

example:

i out-boxed lewis on saturday then on sunday i knocked tyson the **** out!!

is that proof to?

Thoroughly.
Lion is the King. It has killed every animal in Africa and Africa has the most powerfull giants.

Some Lions have Elephants on the menu. It has become their prey.
http://darrennaish.blogspot.com/2006/11/giant-killers-macropredation-in-lions.html
King of Beasts.


the male lion is the king!

Natural wildlife filmmakers are probably camping under water as we speak in the hope of filming a hippo snapping a croc in half. Theyve got lions kicking elephants asses and now the holy grail of footage would be a hippo taking a croc. The only thing left to be caught on film.
But hippose dont look that big. 1000 something killos. Dont look that big to me. Crocs look as big.


there has been filmed accounts of hippos killing crocs

a large hippo is 3000kg plus a very large croc is less than half that

even if they were the same size a croc would have a ahrd go finding a way to hurt a hippo, the sides are too broad to bite and the legs are too sturdy to barrel roll with, head to head is risky to say the least whereas a hippo just has to get its jaws around the crocs body


then it bite him in half dices him and m,akes him into a stew

Not this again. We've established that the Tiger takes it up the butt from the Lion.
Tigers are king of the jungle, because they live in the ****ing jungle.
Plus 1 on 1 , a large Tiger is far bigger than a male lion. Without its pride a lion is a pussy compared to a Tiger.



there was a whole Docu dedicated to a huge Crocodile killing adult Hippo's. A whole Docu is more convincing than little kids claiming Hippo would bite ANY crco in half immediately.
And whats with your misunderstanding with my posts? Did it still not go into your head?? The only thing i want proof of is HIPPOS BITING ANY CROCS IN HALF. Thats ALL im saying. Learn how to read. I never said Crocs would beat Hippo's. I never said a Hippo couldn't kill a croc, because they do kill crocs. Here again, killing and biting it in half are two diffirent things.
There is not an animal in the world that can do that with a single bite. Its ludacris, with no proof to back it up. Crocodiles have to use all their power to rip their dead prey apart, and they have the highest jaw pressure in the world. So how would a Hippo be able to do that even though it doesnt have many teeth?
You're confusing yourself by not reading my posts correctly. And youre putting words in my mouth.
Lets just leave it at me wanting proof of Hippo's biting Crocs in half. Because thats all i asked. None of the other garbage you made up. Thank you.



Now go back to searching that Hippo proof. Untill then, the Crocodile wins .

Ur a hypocrite, and a contradictor!!

Yea, thats right!

So u saw some documentry. Ur as bad as the people ur arguing against. U saw a documentry, somone else saw some other opposing evidence. So u aint got a leg to stand on sunny.
Ur making up the documentry. Prove it exists.
Prove it.

Alo there is an animal that could bite a croc in 2 with one bite....
A great white shark.

Not the average great white, but a really giant one, like in Jaws.
They exist u know. I have proof.

Tigers are king of the jungle, because they live in the ****ing jungle.
Plus 1 on 1 , a large Tiger is far bigger than a male lion. Without its pride a lion is a pussy compared to a Tiger.







Ur a hypocrite, and a contradictor!!

Yea, thats right!

So u saw some documentry. Ur as bad as the people ur arguing against. U saw a documentry, somone else saw some other opposing evidence. So u aint got a leg to stand on sunny.
Ur making up the documentry. Prove it exists.
Prove it.

Notice one thing buddy. LARGE Crocs. You seem to know all my posts very well, how many times did i talk about Crocodiles around the size of Hippo's that would stand a chance against Hippo's? Thats right. A dozen times. And im not 100 % sure who would win, because if i did, i would be talking about it in this topic. And all you found was ''untill then, the crocodile wins''.

And yes i saw a documentary, and posted a link about the Croc. You should also read the beginning of the thread where one member saw the same Docu. And Gustav is infamous. So it aint like ''some croc'' bullcrap. Go search for ''Killer Croc'' Docu and you'll see what i mean.
once again, you lose. And dont call me stuff like sunny or sunshine. You're inferior to me.

As we speak, there is still no evidence of the Hippo's Biting Nile Crocodiles in half. Just with 1 bite. Pawww, just like that.
So many people know about this, People in Africa made up a new Show. It basicely has people being guests on a show where they have to guess the time of a Hippo biting the Largest Crocodiles in half. The show isnt very long figuring the Hippo's bite the Crocs in half so easily. All it takes is 1 bite.

Alo there is an animal that could bite a croc in 2 with one bite....
A great white shark.

Not the average great white, but a really giant one, like in Jaws.
They exist u know. I have proof.

Megadolons have been extinct for atleast 10,000 years.

Very interesting vid...

And yes i saw a documentary, and posted a link about the Croc. You should also read the beginning of the thread where one member saw the same Docu. And Gustav is infamous. So it aint like ''some croc'' bullcrap. Go search for ''Killer Croc'' Docu and you'll see what i mean.
once again, you lose. And dont call me stuff like sunny or sunshine. You're inferior to me.
Listen chief, just because there was some freak croc that accidently killed a hippo doesnt prove shit. Everyone knows hippos kill crocs. As the video shows, the hippo scares away a croc. So there u go.
I dont care if ur alt saw the same doc.
I may be inferior to u wen it comes to baking muffins. But at least i aint a liar and cabbage.

As for ur gameshow idea, it sucks.


Megadolons have been extinct for atleast 10,000 years.
The shark in Jaws wasnt a megadolon.
Just a big ****in shark.

Listen chief, just because there was some freak croc that accidently killed a hippo doesnt prove shit. Everyone knows hippos kill crocs. As the video shows, the hippo scares away a croc. So there u go.
I dont care if ur alt saw the same doc.
I may be inferior to u wen it comes to baking muffins. But at least i aint a liar and cabbage.

As for ur gameshow idea, it sucks.



The shark in Jaws wasnt a megadolon.
Just a big ****in shark.

Order the Docu ''Killer Croc''. It killed a Hippo more than once. As much as you want it to be an accident, it killed and ate adult Hippos. And guess what, it was a huge ****ing Croc. This supports my argument of the Large Crocodiles. Since the average sized Nile Croc is no match for a fat ass Hippo like i said earlier. There you are caught up in your fantasy again. Putting words in my mouth. Order 'Killer Croc' doc.

And you really are caught up in your fantasy because the Shark in Jaws was a ****ing robot. And cant bite a large animal in half.

Crocs obviously can kill hippos if they are big enough and hungry enough and want to. Clamp there mouths around the soft stomach and then feast. But they probably are scared of hippos becasue they are unpredictable and themselves attack as well. Lions have eaten hippos so Crocs have as well.
Who is more successful killing each other i wouldnt know. I'd have to read up and i havent yet.

Tigers are king of the jungle, because they live in the ****ing jungle.
Plus 1 on 1 , a large Tiger is far bigger than a male lion. Without its pride a lion is a pussy compared to a Tiger.



Male lions are used to fighting off rival male lions from their pride. Male lions know how to fight. Tigers are solitary animals and they rarely fight each other.

By nature, these two animals would never bother attacking each other since they know the risk is not worth it. Injury could mean starvation.

However, lions will likely attack another lion simply because of mating rights over the pride.

Its funny where animals get fear really isnt it? Because they haven really got much concept of death. As far as i know they think they will live forever whereas humans know they will snuff it one day.

By nature, these two animals would never bother attacking each other.

Um, guess you never saw this vid...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B17hqXAdYlI

and this one...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3CetJhCmWqk


and this one.........

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wFBGL1J3WQ

Um, guess you never saw this vid...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B17hqXAdYlI

and this one...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3CetJhCmWqk


and this one.........

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wFBGL1J3WQ

When I say "by nature"...I don't mean in a cage. Or staged jungle arena.

Order the Docu ''Killer Croc''. It killed a Hippo more than once. As much as you want it to be an accident, it killed and ate adult Hippos. And guess what, it was a huge ****ing Croc. This supports my argument of the Large Crocodiles. Since the average sized Nile Croc is no match for a fat ass Hippo like i said earlier. There you are caught up in your fantasy again. Putting words in my mouth. Order 'Killer Croc' doc.

And you really are caught up in your fantasy because the Shark in Jaws was a ****ing robot. And cant bite a large animal in half.


I aint ordering no imaginary doc. U order it for me.
And anyway, one killer croc doesnt prove shit. Ur only argument was that a hippo couldnt bite a croc in half. yet u have no magic documentry to prove it cant. Nevermind, theres always McDonalds Happy Meals to cheer u up.

U talk about fantasy, yet ur the one getting all excited over giant monster crocs and robotic sharks!
wHAT next?
A crazed bee in a nuclear submarine?

I aint ordering no imaginary doc. U order it for me.
And anyway, one killer croc doesnt prove shit. Ur only argument was that a hippo couldnt bite a croc in half. yet u have no magic documentry to prove it cant. Nevermind, theres always McDonalds Happy Meals to cheer u up.

U talk about fantasy, yet ur the one getting all excited over giant monster crocs and robotic sharks!
wHAT next?
A crazed bee in a nuclear submarine?

Instead of arguing over something retarded, i'll just use all of your little insults against you.
In Denial? Who is the one refusing to check on the first pages of the thread where i was talking about it with someone else, posted a link about the Killer Croc Gustav, who is INFAMOUS for eating people and Hippos etc, and tries to ignore everything? you.
Im the one getting excited over giant monster sharks and robotic sharks? It was you who claimed that the ''Shark'' Robot from jaws could bite an animals in half even though it wasnt even real, stupid! haha.
One killer croc doesnt prove shit? Well a couple of kids claiming Hippo's bite croc in half with 1 bite doesnt prove shit either sunshine.
I must say, it is rather entertaining to read your rants that has a big doses of fantasy, mixed with hypocrite lies. You must feel very frustrated getting put in your place for the 1000th time. You ready for another one, Sherlock?

Hemichromis I don't get most of my information for anything over the internet. The site I posted was the first time i heard about it OVER THE NET. yet i decided to check out how extensively it was documented over the internet. BELIEVE ME these are just a few!! What is this some huge conspiracy? If it is, National geographic itself is in on the conspiracy.

lol I can't believe people are actually arguing this, man do some research.

http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/data/2001/11/01/html/ft_20011101.2.html

http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/artiodactyla.htm


http://www.americazoo.com/kids/pachyderm.htm



http://living.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=1483&id=1424982006

http://www.foundationtv.co.uk/brilliantcreatures/ser6/show2item3.html

http://www.mines.edu/Stu_life/organ/newman/Meetings/9_06_04.htm

lol its even on the board game trivial pursuit!!


http://www.takegreatpictures.com/HOME/Columns/World_Photo/Details/An_African_Photo_Safari.fci


http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0EPG/is_9_35/ai_77203808


http://www.ew.com.cn/zytk/jjzr/ca7487.htm


http://www.cygwin.com/ml/cygwin-talk/2006-q3/msg00007.html


http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/The_Truth_About_Behemoth



http://bucksergeantskip.blogspot.com/2006_04_30_bucksergeantskip_archive.html

Instead of arguing over something retarded, i'll just use all of your little insults against you.
In Denial? Who is the one refusing to check on the first pages of the thread where i was talking about it with someone else, posted a link about the Killer Croc Gustav, who is INFAMOUS for eating people and Hippos etc, and tries to ignore everything? you.
Im the one getting excited over giant monster sharks and robotic sharks? It was you who claimed that the ''Shark'' Robot from jaws could bite an animals in half even though it wasnt even real, stupid! haha.
One killer croc doesnt prove shit? Well a couple of kids claiming Hippo's bite croc in half with 1 bite doesnt prove shit either sunshine.
I must say, it is rather entertaining to read your rants that has a big doses of fantasy, mixed with hypocrite lies. You must feel very frustrated getting put in your place for the 1000th time. You ready for another one, Sherlock?

Sherlock was a great detective dumbnuts, better than ur stupid Columbo, or that old bitch in Murder She Wrote. I know u watch those crappy shows every day because thats the kinda person u are. U dream u had a guest appearance in Diagnosis Murder as Columbos nephew u poor little hobbit.
The trouble is wishing u were Columbo's son, and actually being Columbo's son are two very different things. U cant seem to get over that fact can you?
Lost in ur fantsay world of robotic bees and giant monster hippos that eat crocs all night...ur deluded!
U have no proof of anything apart from some post somewhere on the 1st page, yet u cant even quote that post.
Also, 2 kids versus u and ur stupid murder she wrote fantasies hold no comparison. U cant even argue ur point properly without trying desperatly to use my own words against me. U cant come up with somthing original as i can. Coz u aint got no proof about ur hippo, and thats that sonnyjim. (LMAO)
:owned: :owned:

Sherlock was a great detective dumbnuts, better than ur stupid Columbo, or that old bitch in Murder She Wrote. I know u watch those crappy shows every day because thats the kinda person u are. U dream u had a guest appearance in Diagnosis Murder as Columbos nephew u poor little hobbit.
The trouble is wishing u were Columbo's son, and actually being Columbo's son are two very different things. U cant seem to get over that fact can you?
Lost in ur fantsay world of robotic bees and giant monster hippos that eat crocs all night...ur deluded!
U have no proof of anything apart from some post somewhere on the 1st page, yet u cant even quote that post.
Also, 2 kids versus u and ur stupid murder she wrote fantasies hold no comparison. U cant even argue ur point properly without trying desperatly to use my own words against me. U cant come up with somthing original as i can. Coz u aint got no proof about ur hippo, and thats that sonnyjim. (LMAO)
:owned: :owned:

Thank you for proving my point. Not only are you a hypocrite liar in denial, but also a retarded self proclaimed boxing fan who doesn't even know he's living in a fantasy world when he's posting this. I see i pissed you off that much, you didn't even respond to any of my facts. I just crushed you with my knowledge about this subject, and used all of your insults against you. This is the post i always get when morons like you get desperate. Im not gonna waste my time talking about Sherlock and share minds in your fantasy's annymore. Its obvious who's the one with more knowledge and owning who. You know nothing about Wildlife and African Animals. I suggest you do some research about it and go to a pshyciatrist about your issue with Hippo's and your love for the Robotic Shark from Jaws. As far as your next post, i wont even read it. I never read it when i win:owned:

Who would win? A Walrus or a Hippo?

Thank you for proving my point. Not only are you a hypocrite liar in denial, but also a retarded self proclaimed boxing fan who doesn't even know he's living in a fantasy world when he's posting this. I see i pissed you off that much, you didn't even respond to any of my facts. I just crushed you with my knowledge about this subject, and used all of your insults against you. This is the post i always get when morons like you get desperate. Im not gonna waste my time talking about Sherlock and share minds in your fantasy's annymore. Its obvious who's the one with more knowledge and owning who. You know nothing about Wildlife and African Animals. I suggest you do some research about it and go to a pshyciatrist about your issue with Hippo's and your love for the Robotic Shark from Jaws. As far as your next post, i wont even read it. I never read it when i win:owned:

Well well well, look who is reading my post eventhough he said he wouldnt read my post.
Well, again u fail miserably to show me any evidence of this giant croc killing hippo, and instead of owning up to ur absolute failure u just keep bringing up stupid shit about sherlock Holmes and beef jerky and make believe animals like Jaws. Thats really sad.
Also i never once claimed to be a boxing fan u stupid fat tod. U didnt have any real facts for me to respond to. In fact, u dont know the meaning of the word fact. And thats a fact chump.
Haaa haaaa haaa, u make me laugh with ur diabetes, chivalary and gunk instability.
U dont have any real knowldge of Africa, as anyone. U dont even know what shatners basoon is.
U only said :owned: , because i did first. Thats how lame u are.

ROFL!!!

I aint ordering no imaginary doc. U order it for me.
And anyway, one killer croc doesnt prove shit. Ur only argument was that a hippo couldnt bite a croc in half. yet u have no magic documentry to prove it cant. Nevermind, theres always McDonalds Happy Meals to cheer u up.

U talk about fantasy, yet ur the one getting all excited over giant monster crocs and robotic sharks!
wHAT next?
A crazed bee in a nuclear submarine?

ok your not funny anymore

Noone can prove this doesn't happen! you cannot prove any negative 100%
the burden f proof is on you to prove it does happen. if you cannot provide said proof all you are doing is telling us what you imagine could happen. that is not likely to convince anyone.

there ave been huge crocs prehistoric species have been 60feet long even current crocs have nudged 25 feet.

the robotic shark was used in jaws it was a believe 27 feet long which is about as big as the biggest ever REAL great white. and as for the crazed bee in a nuclear submarine, it certainly wouldn't suprise me given the current amercain administration.

Hemichromis I don't get most of my information for anything over the internet. The site I posted was the first time i heard about it OVER THE NET. yet i decided to check out how extensively it was documented over the internet. BELIEVE ME these are just a few!! What is this some huge conspiracy? If it is, National geographic itself is in on the conspiracy.

lol I can't believe people are actually arguing this, man do some research.

http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/data/2001/11/01/html/ft_20011101.2.html

http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/artiodactyla.htm


http://www.americazoo.com/kids/pachyderm.htm



http://living.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=1483&id=1424982006

http://www.foundationtv.co.uk/brilliantcreatures/ser6/show2item3.html

http://www.mines.edu/Stu_life/organ/newman/Meetings/9_06_04.htm

lol its even on the board game trivial pursuit!!


http://www.takegreatpictures.com/HOME/Columns/World_Photo/Details/An_African_Photo_Safari.fci


http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0EPG/is_9_35/ai_77203808


http://www.ew.com.cn/zytk/jjzr/ca7487.htm


http://www.cygwin.com/ml/cygwin-talk/2006-q3/msg00007.html


http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/The_Truth_About_Behemoth



http://bucksergeantskip.blogspot.com/2006_04_30_bucksergeantskip_archive.html


care to quote one of those saying a hippo bit a croc inhalf?
i can't be bothered to look cause i know i wont find it.

i'm surprised i cannot convince you, considering the anatomical impossibiliy of a hippo biting a croc in half

Sherlock was a great detective dumbnuts, better than ur stupid Columbo, or that old bitch in Murder She Wrote. I know u watch those crappy shows every day because thats the kinda person u are. U dream u had a guest appearance in Diagnosis Murder as Columbos nephew u poor little hobbit.
The trouble is wishing u were Columbo's son, and actually being Columbo's son are two very different things. U cant seem to get over that fact can you?
Lost in ur fantsay world of robotic bees and giant monster hippos that eat crocs all night...ur deluded!
U have no proof of anything apart from some post somewhere on the 1st page, yet u cant even quote that post.
Also, 2 kids versus u and ur stupid murder she wrote fantasies hold no comparison. U cant even argue ur point properly without trying desperatly to use my own words against me. U cant come up with somthing original as i can. Coz u aint got no proof about ur hippo, and thats that sonnyjim. (LMAO)
:owned: :owned:


ok wow you are impressive!! i have to say yaman really doesn't have to try to use your words against you, you're doing a fine job of that yourself!

Well well well, look who is reading my post eventhough he said he wouldnt read my post.
Well, again u fail miserably to show me any evidence of this giant croc killing hippo, and instead of owning up to ur absolute failure u just keep bringing up stupid shit about sherlock Holmes and beef jerky and make believe animals like Jaws. Thats really sad.
Also i never once claimed to be a boxing fan u stupid fat tod. U didnt have any real facts for me to respond to. In fact, u dont know the meaning of the word fact. And thats a fact chump.
Haaa haaaa haaa, u make me laugh with ur diabetes, chivalary and gunk instability.
U dont have any real knowldge of Africa, as anyone. U dont even know what shatners basoon is.
U only said :owned: , because i did first. Thats how lame u are.

ROFL!!!

have you ever held a conversation with a human being before?

care to quote one of those saying a hippo bit a croc inhalf?
i can't be bothered to look cause i know i wont find it.

i'm surprised i cannot convince you, considering the anatomical impossibiliy of a hippo biting a croc in half

There isn't. Bobby Dudu's alt just posted some links that have nothing to do with the the topic.

have you ever held a conversation with a human being before?

I guess he came close, but refused to go to his pshyciatrist.

Who would win? A Walrus or a Hippo?

Hippo for sure. I doubt a Walrus could hurt a Hippo badly.

Ok , ok. I think ive taken this joke as far as i can. People are starting to take me seriously eventhough i have tried to talk as much utter shit as possible.


Yaman, its been fun.
Ur alrite.

care to quote one of those saying a hippo bit a croc inhalf?
i can't be bothered to look cause i know i wont find it.

i'm surprised i cannot convince you, considering the anatomical impossibiliy of a hippo biting a croc in half

Wow...i'm done.

Hippos probably bite crocs in half when the crocs are already dead and floating about in th e water.

Plus, if people found half Crocs, its most likely the work of 2 or more crocs who did their deathrolls. Figuring that canibalismn aint that rare for Crocodilians.

Ok , ok. I think ive taken this joke as far as i can. People are starting to take me seriously eventhough i have tried to talk as much utter shit as possible.


Yaman, its been fun.
Ur alrite.

Nah you dont have to lie. We all know you were dead serious.
but i feel like i know you around here. Bobby something. Didnt you have that avatar with Christ before?

Nah you dont have to lie. We all know you were dead serious.
but i feel like i know you around here. Bobby something. Didnt you have that avatar with Christ before?

That is correct sir.
The name was Peru. I changed it to Pazuzu.

Heres a cool video.
Snake > Hippo

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That's the Pygmy Hippo. Not exactly a full size African hippo.

A tapir or capibara has feet like this:
http://www.pref.ishikawa.jp/zoo/diary/5010/image/capibara.jpg

Here's the pygmy hippo

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/AsianElephants/factpygmyhippo.cfm

Do these people think that they are smartest than modern forensic scientists? No I suppose their just trying to win an argument.

here is old gustav. the crocodile who supposedly killed and ate 300 hundred villagers and a hippo ( not in one sitting of course ) .

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here is old gustav. the crocodile who supposedly killed and ate 300 hundred villagers and a hippo ( not in one sitting of course ) .

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Bloody vicked! (indian accent)

Bloody vicked! (indian accent)

2tough....that you ?

2tough....that you ?

I wish.


:sombrero:

im trying to think what animal would be a good matchup for the komodo dragon.
an animal which would give it a good match up which could go either way ?

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here is old gustav. the crocodile who supposedly killed and ate 300 hundred villagers and a hippo ( not in one sitting of course ) .

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That was 1 big ass croc! Cool as ****, thanx for postin it

im trying to think what animal would be a good matchup for the komodo dragon.
an animal which would give it a good match up which could go either way ?

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How big are those ****ers?

How big are those ****ers?

i think the biggest ones can reach between 10 and 12 ft in length.

i think the biggest ones can reach between 10 and 12 ft in length.

Cool, i thought they were actually bigger. A croc of similar size in a square go? Mabey a Tiger or lepord?

i think the biggest ones can reach between 10 and 12 ft in length.


komodos don;t play fare. insid ethier mouthes there is lots of nasty bacteria so basically one bite will kill anything given enough time

they al;so have very thick armoured skin, sharp claws and a very accurate and painful defensive tail whip. one of them Whipped IRWIN!!!!

On ''Animal Planet'' i watched a Hippo Docu a while ago. It was the one showing fights between matriach leaders fighting off rivals trough most of the Docu. Damn, Hippos die a lot out there. There were so many dead Hippo's every week/month etc. With Crocs ripping the Carcasses apart.
Ok, so anyway, at night, Hyena's were feeding on a dead Hippo(Wich they did not kill btw) and the Hippo's noticed this. So nearly the whole herd of Hippo's, keep in mind that they outbumbered the Hyenas, tried to chase the Hyenas away or something. As if they knew him. And guess what the tiny Hyenas did to the oh so tough SOB Hippo's. they chased them away, while being outbumbered! Biting their asses, and lauging. Haha it almost seemed like the Hyenas were laughing at the Hippo's at the end LOL. Now what does this say about Hippo's? Do i wanna say overrated?