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View Full Version : LOTR in the baptist news Kato 12-20-2002, 09:59 AM I just found this article today and could not keep myself from laughing...another reason why I do not believe in religion Christian Moviegoers Beware! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html James Fulton 12-20-2002, 10:03 AM That site is a joke, right? Kato 12-20-2002, 10:06 AM Originally posted by Kato I just found this article today and could not keep myself from laughing...another reason why I do not believe in religion Christian Moviegoers Beware! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html no darling is very much real Kato 12-20-2002, 10:07 AM I am afraid this one is too: http://www.godhates****.com/main/index.html James Fulton 12-20-2002, 10:08 AM this **** rules Bzob 12-20-2002, 10:12 AM lol...Kato curses me with thi stuff. realkaps 12-20-2002, 10:16 AM That was the gayest thing I have ever read...... Bzob 12-20-2002, 10:17 AM Gayer than this http://www.maxpages.com/matt321usa realkaps 12-20-2002, 10:19 AM Im not clicking that....... Bzob 12-20-2002, 10:21 AM Click it dammit , ts a good deal..take it Allison 12-20-2002, 10:24 AM No wonder Tanner wanted to see it and then go to that bath house party afterwards....I was duped. Bzob 12-20-2002, 10:28 AM Originally posted by Allison No wonder Tanner wanted to see it and then go to that bath house party afterwards....I was duped. LOL....I am at a loss of words. Waylander 12-20-2002, 11:27 AM The two towers is a masterpiece. If have to forsake god to go see it then consider him forsaken. VulgarTheClown 12-20-2002, 12:14 PM there si no way this "Pastors who were allowed to see the first film, The Fellowship of the Ring, remember that toward the end, one of the male hobbits (which is slang for "homo boy with a little bitty [insert unchristian word here] hanging between his legs") fell so much in love with the main character, Frodo (another male hobbit), that he committed the ultimate homosexual sacrifice by ruining his hairdo and nearly drowning himself to prove his loyalty. Although sodomy is now suggested in nearly every scene where the two creatures appear together, thankfully, the producers leave the disgusting homosexuality (which was so much a part of the novels) off camera. There are some scenes where the hobbits appear together in one sleeping bag and a lewd discussion about what sinful act led to both their palms and feet becoming so hairy, but that's about it. “By moving dozens of deviant sex scenes between those hairy little perverts off screen, the producers were able to achieve a PG13 rating," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "And make no mistake, my dear friends; here at Landover Baptist, PG means 'pretty gay.'"" could be real. NO ****ING WAY! VulgarTheClown 12-20-2002, 12:14 PM www.godhates****.com turns into the westboro baptist church page!!! how funny is that!! VulgarTheClown 12-20-2002, 12:17 PM someone should kill all these homophobic ******* overly religious pieces of ****. |