These are the top ten things that you most likely will NOT hear come out of Rich Franklin's mouth......
10. You don't need education (because he was a former teacher)
9. You don't need religion (because he is a devout Christian)
8. I don't like Matt Hughes
7. I don't like Tim Silvia
6. I don't look like Jim Carey (because he does)
5. I don't like Jorge Gurgel
4. I don't train hard
3. I lossed to Shamrock
2. I'm gay (he's not)

1. I WANT A REMATCH WITH ANDERSON SILVA

Just when I thought you were a dork. Very clever but too late.