On the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month, we will remember you - winston churchill


R.I.P Soldiers, thankyou for fighting for me

On the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month, we will remember you - winston churchill


R.I.P Soldiers, thankyou for fighting for me

ur a few hours too late.

but yea....nice one winston.

We miss you, grandad.

R.I.P everyone who has ever died protecting Britain. May they be remembered for ever!

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Winston Churchill


We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.
Winston Churchill


If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

I was on a bus at 11 and the busdriver pulled over and told everyone to be quiet for the two minutes silence...

I was on a bus at 11 and the busdriver pulled over and told everyone to be quiet for the two minutes silence...

Did you lay the head on him?

Did you lay the head on him?
I were tempted to give him a wee slap like. I was already late and he was making me even later. He's paid to drive not sit around having a moment of silent contemplation while us fare payers twiddle our thumbs and look at our watches....but then i felt a bit guilty so i did, and thought that maybe i should show me humblest respect for all the poor sods that died. God bless their souls.

Thankfully though some miserable old cunt came out and told the busdriver to move cause he was parked in front of his driveway. You can always rely on the grumpy bastards cant you.

I were tempted to give him a wee slap like. I was already late and he was making me even later. He's paid to drive not sit around having a moment of silent contemplation while us fare payers twiddle our thumbs and look at our watches....but then i felt a bit guilty so i did, and thought that maybe i should show me humblest respect for all the poor sods that died. God bless their souls.

Thankfully though some miserable old cunt came out and told the busdriver to move cause he was parked in front of his driveway. You can always rely on the grumpy bastards cant you.

Similar thing happened to me today. Actually, it wasn't similar at all, nothing alike infact.

I was on the bus and the driver wouldn't slow down going over speed bumps, so I told him that I paid for a bus ride, not a roller coaster, he went red.

That's why I'm here, I save the day every time.

Similar thing happened to me today. Actually, it wasn't similar at all, nothing alike infact.

I was on the bus and the driver wouldn't slow down going over speed bumps, so I told him that I paid for a bus ride, not a roller coaster, he went red.

That's why I'm here, I save the day every time.
Busdrivers are cunts. I hate it when you're pretty much at the end of your journey and the bastards are stopped at lights or in traffic or something, you ask em to open the doors so you can get out cause it'd be quicker for you to walk the rest of the way and the ****ers refuse and spout all their rules bull****. Or you run for the bus and they move off just as you get there and wont let you on, even though the cunts aint moving anywhere fast and could quite easily let you on. These days i'll just press the button above the doors to open em and get off if they refuse to open the doors for me...miserable ****ers.

Busdrivers are cunts. I hate it when you're pretty much at the end of your journey and the bastards are stopped at lights or in traffic or something, you ask em to open the doors so you can get out cause it'd be quicker for you to walk the rest of the way and the ****ers refuse and spout all their rules bull****. Or you run for the bus and they move off just as you get there and wont let you on, even though the cunts aint moving anywhere fast and could quite easily let you on. These days i'll just press the button above the doors to open em and get off if they refuse to open the doors for me...miserable ****ers.

I've pressed the button on the outside when a bus didn't stop.. the guy chased me for half a mile.

This was when I was still in highschool.

Busdrivers are cunts. I hate it when you're pretty much at the end of your journey and the bastards are stopped at lights or in traffic or something, you ask em to open the doors so you can get out cause it'd be quicker for you to walk the rest of the way and the ****ers refuse and spout all their rules bull****. Or you run for the bus and they move off just as you get there and wont let you on, even though the cunts aint moving anywhere fast and could quite easily let you on. These days i'll just press the button above the doors to open em and get off if they refuse to open the doors for me...miserable ****ers.
**** I hate that **** man...when they ****ing see you running for it and they keep driving like *******s, then if they stop at a light and you catch up to them they look at you again and won't open the door, what a bunch of cunts.

I remember one time me and a couple of my buddies were sitting on a train and it stopped and a girl who had a bike took a little longer then the normal 2 seconds to get onto the train (probably like 15 seconds). The train driver got out and started chewing her out about how he was 6 minutes late and then 3 stops later a couple guys took too long to get off and he started *****ing on how he was 2 minutes late.

What a bunch of miserable cunts.

I've pressed the button on the outside when a bus didn't stop...
I might try that.


What a bunch of miserable cunts.
Indeed...I could go on for days about busdrivers and the arguments i've had with em...public transport is ****...but i do enjoy the variety of people you meet on the buses. The skitzo's are always interesting and there is occassionally a luscious lady to converse with to pass the time. Its the tramps that stink of piss and B.O that a make a journey unbearable though.

Drunks like to sit next to me and start a conversation, but I don't mind.. it makes the journey interesting.

Drunks like to sit next to me and start a conversation, but I don't mind.. it makes the journey interesting.
Yeah thats what i think...i had one mental guy the other day start reciting all these facts about the length of traffic jams and ****. Apparently there was one in America recently that stretched for 17 miles, or maybe longer...I forget. He was telling everyone that got on and sat near us...and he looked quite similar to Chris Eubank and talked and dressed exactly like him. I was thinking "I bet juy juy/geoffhayes would be having a wank by now".