View Full Version : Best line from Lord of the rings


Bzob
12-18-2002, 10:16 AM
WHen the hobbits go to the bar to meet gandolf and that one comes back with the mead..

the hoobit sits down and the others are wide eyed and go what is that....its a pint!.....It comes in pints!?

Waylander
12-18-2002, 10:20 AM
Well said.

I like at the end when Mel Gibson screams FREEEEEEEEEEDOM! That always get me teary eyed.

Bzob
12-18-2002, 10:20 AM
you bastard......you mock this lame thread?!

Waylander
12-18-2002, 10:22 AM
You want to bang butts with the hobbits. You like feeling like a big man, so there halfling characteristics really shine you on. You want to feel their feet caressing your inner thighs. Admit it.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Bzob
12-18-2002, 10:30 AM
First of al iff i was going to cross breed I would mate with a drow elf. Second of all doing a miget would be too freaky. Kato is as shot as i can go...lol

Waylander
12-18-2002, 10:32 AM
Ever see the princess bride? Here is a little quote from a dirty old lady at a wedding there.


LIIAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Bzob
12-18-2002, 10:35 AM
You bastard!

Money
12-18-2002, 11:18 AM
The End!

LOTR is for Dungeons and Dragons lovers!

Kato
12-18-2002, 11:24 AM
[quote:ee5a06b02e="Bzob"]First of al iff i was going to cross breed I would mate with a drow elf. Second of all doing a miget would be too freaky. Kato is as shot as i can go...lol[/quote:ee5a06b02e]

listen Andre... my height is just right... I can be picked up with easy and look sexy wearing heels ;)

Big_Papa
12-18-2002, 11:25 AM
Waylander you bastard, The Title says LOTR, not Mel Gibson. I'm throwing popcorn at you tonight at the theatre.


My favorite line is from the cartoon the Hobbit : Kill the men, kill the elves, save the gold for ourselves.

Bzob
12-18-2002, 11:30 AM
[quote:fccbb31310="Kato"][quote:fccbb31310="Bzob"]First of al iff i was going to cross breed I would mate with a drow elf. Second of all doing a miget would be too freaky. Kato is as shot as i can go...lol[/quote:fccbb31310]

listen Andre... my height is just right... I can be picked up with easy and look sexy wearing heels ;)[/quote:fccbb31310]

Yes you are and wes you do...gggrrrrrrrrrrrr

Kato
12-18-2002, 11:35 AM
[quote:4b1a9b903e="Bzob"][quote:4b1a9b903e="Kato"][quote:4b1a9b903e="Bzob"]First of al iff i was going to cross breed I would mate with a drow elf. Second of all doing a miget would be too freaky. Kato is as shot as i can go...lol[/quote:4b1a9b903e]

listen Andre... my height is just right... I can be picked up with ease and look sexy wearing heels ;)[/quote:4b1a9b903e]

Yes you are and wes you do...gggrrrrrrrrrrrr[/quote:4b1a9b903e]

;) *kiss kiss*