Squezze
12-17-2002, 04:42 PM
I was approached by a manager at my store ( I work at Wal-Mart) and he said that he had me down for 6-6:30 to cover the Salvation Army kettle by the front doors. Seems Wal-Mart is helping out the poor slobs who stand there and hope someone drops money in their kettle thingy. So anyways, I didn't have a problem doing it. It got me out of the department for half an hour, and I still got paid for it.
Anyways, as I was standing there, I realized something. Every person who walked past me, wouldn't look at me. They'd act as if I wasn't there. Like they felt guilty that they didn't donate anything! LOL! So I decided to have a little fun.
I'd stare right at the people who walked by me. I swear some of them cringed when I looked at them. Like I was gonna bring down the wrath of God on them or something. Then I started thinking, "If anyone is gonna have the wrath of God brought down on them, it's gonna be me for being Satan's alterboy, standing next to the holy kettle, or whatever it's called".
But I survived the wrath of God, and my experience as a member of the Salvation Army. And I got PAID for it. SUCKERS~!
Anyways, as I was standing there, I realized something. Every person who walked past me, wouldn't look at me. They'd act as if I wasn't there. Like they felt guilty that they didn't donate anything! LOL! So I decided to have a little fun.
I'd stare right at the people who walked by me. I swear some of them cringed when I looked at them. Like I was gonna bring down the wrath of God on them or something. Then I started thinking, "If anyone is gonna have the wrath of God brought down on them, it's gonna be me for being Satan's alterboy, standing next to the holy kettle, or whatever it's called".
But I survived the wrath of God, and my experience as a member of the Salvation Army. And I got PAID for it. SUCKERS~!