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put 'em up
12-17-2002, 08:34 AM
before your first sexual experience?


:? :oops: :roll: :wink:

pål johnsen
12-17-2002, 08:41 AM
hmmm... im not sure! i think it went very well.. but oh i know they should have told me that profil condoms are way too small.. and that sex is 100000 times better without one..

Big_Papa
12-17-2002, 09:01 AM
I wish someone would've told me to have sex sooner..:lol:

put 'em up
12-17-2002, 09:10 AM
I wish someone would have told me to pick a man that knew what the hell he was doing!!! :evil:

put 'em up
12-17-2002, 09:18 AM
[quote:9ac0eb7ae7="pål johnsen"]hmmm... im not sure! i think it went very well.. but oh i know they should have told me that profil condoms are way too small.. and that sex is 100000 times better without one..[/quote:9ac0eb7ae7]

I hate those little rain suits - I think they are from the devil! :twisted:


:lol:

pål johnsen
12-17-2002, 09:21 AM
yeah! **** them... i mean! dont **** with them.-

Kato
12-17-2002, 10:58 AM
My mom was pretty open about it..she said its going to hurt and hurt like hell and not just your first time, but the second time and third...and (she pulled out a photographic book from her friend who was a RN in a hospital) having a baby is the least of your problems..there are also.... and on and on she went showing me pictures...

didnt try to have sex until I was 18

Waylander
12-17-2002, 11:01 AM
I wish someone would had sat me down and said

"Brandon, don't worry, your going to rock in the sack, it has been written in the stars. Your performance will be legendary"

At least I know this to be true now.

Kato
12-17-2002, 11:03 AM
"...dreeaaaaming...on a sunday afternoon"..;)

put 'em up
12-17-2002, 11:11 AM
[quote:ceaebaef0a="Waylander"]I wish someone would had sat me down and said

"Brandon, don't worry, your going to rock in the sack, it has been written in the stars. Your performance will be legendary"

At least I know this to be true now.[/quote:ceaebaef0a]

*trying to keep a straight face*

Waylander
12-17-2002, 11:14 AM
I am surprised my legend hasn't stretched as far as cookeville yet.
Can't expect much from Neanderthals.

Bzob
12-17-2002, 11:15 AM
[quote:18537c0e78="Waylander"]I am surprised my legend hasn't stretched as far as cookeville yet.
Can't expect much from Neanderthals.[/quote:18537c0e78]

lol

put 'em up
12-17-2002, 11:20 AM
[quote:64fed683de="Waylander"]I am surprised my legend hasn't stretched as far as cookeville yet.
Can't expect much from Neanderthals.[/quote:64fed683de]

whatever you need to keep telling yourself :lol:

VulgarTheClown
12-17-2002, 11:32 AM
Tantra

Waylander
12-17-2002, 11:36 AM
[quote:6e3d18680f="put 'em up"]whatever you need to keep telling yourself :lol:[/quote:6e3d18680f]

I could say the same for you.

put 'em up
12-17-2002, 11:53 AM
[quote:6b8159e399="Waylander"][quote:6b8159e399="put 'em up"]whatever you need to keep telling yourself :lol:[/quote:6b8159e399]

I could say the same for you.[/quote:6b8159e399]

:tongue:

Bella
12-17-2002, 12:50 PM
His legend stretched as far as Johnson City, at least. How do you think I found him?
:twisted:

Waylander
12-17-2002, 01:08 PM
See!
Put that tongue away.