"Should I walk by again - or do you believe in love at first sight?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you wash your pants in windex? cuz i can see myself in them.

[quote:1fa8b847f1="Blakeizle fo Shizle"]Do you wash your pants in windex? cuz i can see myself in them.[/quote:1fa8b847f1]

now that is cute! :lol:

yea, and i dont get slaped.

guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven?
girl: pulling out gun
guy: crying like a child for his life.

Quote from "A Beautiful Mind" - I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume i said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange. So could we just go straight to the sex.




I love it! :lol:

nice

i use the simple one...

*wanna ****?*

hence why your still a virgin

LOL..yeah! thats gotta be it

Baby, if you were my door, i will slam you all night!

(i have used this and it works good haha, the chicks lol at you, but then you start just shooting the ****)

if i was a booger, would you pick me?

i used that once and i couldn't finish the sentence cuzz i was laughing too hard, but she liked it.

[i:9f66c176e3]what..............[/i:9f66c176e3]




[b:9f66c176e3]OOF!!!!!??[/b:9f66c176e3]

[quote:27e18e8f6f="pål johnsen"]i use the simple one...

*wanna ****?*[/quote:27e18e8f6f]

& the very reason you may stay a virgin for a very long, long time :lol:

my personal favorite that i have loved using since i was 14:

"hi i'm ****, wanna Tony?"

[quote:5a712a3067="put 'em up"][quote:5a712a3067="pål johnsen"]i use the simple one...

*wanna ****?*[/quote:5a712a3067]

& the very reason you may stay a virgin for a very long, long time :lol:[/quote:5a712a3067]

yeah! LOL.. but it works like a charm though! im serious! its not the pick up line.. its the person! and how he does it! :wink:

These are the most wacked out ****ed up lines I have heard in my life, tell me. How much ass have you really scored using this bull****? You lying sacks of ****. This is my pick-up line. Wait, I dont have any, I just make conversation. Any girl who falls for that **** is a ****ing whore. Do you really think some chick who is not infested with Herpes or some ****ed up STD is gonna go for "Nice legs, wanna ****"? YOu ****s can bang nasty ass chicks like that all you want, count the days until your **** turns black and falls of.

Are those space pants you're wearing?

Cause your ass is out of this world.

Guy:Looks at girls tag on her shirt and says "Just like I thought, made in heaven.

Guy: You must be tired.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you've been running around in my mind all day.

[quote:75afaf4bed="Pac808"]These are the most wacked out ****ed up lines I have heard in my life, tell me. How much ass have you really scored using this bull****? You lying sacks of ****. This is my pick-up line. Wait, I dont have any, I just make conversation. Any girl who falls for that **** is a ****ing whore. Do you really think some chick who is not infested with Herpes or some ****ed up STD is gonna go for "Nice legs, wanna ****"? YOu ****s can bang nasty ass chicks like that all you want, count the days until your **** turns black and falls of.[/quote:75afaf4bed]

hey wanna **** works.. but like i said.. its not the line" its the person..

so there u go..

[quote:161f552e7a="Big_Papa"]Guy: You must be tired.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you've been running around in my mind all day.[/quote:161f552e7a]


Pal! take notes! :lol:

i dont need to... i mean! i would never use a stupid pickup line! for christ sake.. its fun to hear, but come on.. do u really fall for those lowlife lines?

LOL

Ok. I can tell you like this!

Sex is something we have a lust for. Its something we love to do and its natural and even healthy.

When 2 humans get that feeling and wanna ****, I say do it unless u are married or have a serious relationchip.

The fact that folks wait to be married first make me wanna puke. I mean, jesus. Both humans wanna do it. Both humans are ready... but hell no.. Lets wait some years.. Im sure it will be much better then.. LMAO

and its the same way with pickup lines! when i really wanna **** and i see someone i really wanna have sex with I say it like it is! Girl you are HOT, wanna ****?

why not... the worst thing that can happen is that u get a no. And that doesnt happen so much u would think!

[quote:059f136006="pål johnsen"]Ok. I can tell you like this!

Sex is something we have a lust for. Its something we love to do and its natural and even healthy.

When 2 humans get that feeling and wanna ****, I say do it unless u are married or have a serious relationchip.

The fact that folks wait to be married first make me wanna puke. I mean, jesus. Both humans wanna do it. Both humans are ready... but hell no.. Lets wait some years.. Im sure it will be much better then.. LMAO

and its the same way with pickup lines! when i really wanna **** and i see someone i really wanna have sex with I say it like it is! Girl you are HOT, wanna ****?

why not... the worst thing that can happen is that u get a no. And that doesnt happen so much u would think![/quote:059f136006]

BEST PICK UP LINE TOPIC - FOCUS!!!!!! :lol:

im sorry! am i getting to you?

[quote:6c742a28ff="pål johnsen"]im sorry! am i getting to you?[/quote:6c742a28ff]


let me think.............


[size=18:6c742a28ff]NO! :lol: [/size:6c742a28ff]

u sure..

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.......

hahha... but..NO shut up cant u see im trying to pick up "put em up"??

She's mine blonde boy! :lol:

ok.. ill back off.. im sure it is a man anyway

:lol:

Once a guy told this to a friend of mine (who is a girl):

-Hey, I play badminton, wanna touch my superhard but?

It didnt work though.