View Full Version : The absolute greatest "WTF?! Thread"


The Ronin
12-13-2002, 09:52 PM
Rules:

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1. Whore this thread up.

2. Your Reply MUST NOT make any sense. All postings must be completely random.

3. Be funny,smart, if you suck.... (insert threat here) You love moby!

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This is going to be a kickass thread if your funny. C'mon fellow OT'ers don't let me down.

Bzob
12-13-2002, 09:59 PM
I must fallow my heart and my heat says "delete" only i have had improper training and i do not know how. but i will know how to one day and on that day....................I shall excercise my right to the delete button

And my ultimate goal spell check!

Squezze
12-13-2002, 10:34 PM
Yo, das my mans an dem.

HockeyFighter
12-13-2002, 10:38 PM
yes

Itfihtr
12-13-2002, 11:06 PM
this thread,is one reason marijuana is illegal!

Kimura
12-13-2002, 11:09 PM
Your thread is a piece of **** and you're an *******. How's that for whoring?

HockeyFighter
12-13-2002, 11:26 PM
What. Who said I played hockey? Where did you hear this? You're all crazy. If you mention this again I will go caveman on you and decapitate you before eating you toenails.

The Golden Bear
12-13-2002, 11:30 PM
I pooed.

HockeyFighter
12-13-2002, 11:45 PM
My neck hurts

Kimura
12-13-2002, 11:50 PM
AZN loves to jerk off and Bux plays with his *****. Kaps loves to post in detail.....

submission_guy
12-13-2002, 11:50 PM
[quote:6984ea9d79="Itfihtr"]this thread,is one reason marijuana is illegal![/quote:6984ea9d79]

this guys on a lot more than marijuana.

Kimura
12-13-2002, 11:51 PM
STFU NEWB!

realkaps
12-13-2002, 11:57 PM
So I ****in spit in his face......

Itfihtr
12-14-2002, 12:37 AM
[quote:f52a4d036a="kimura"]STFU NEWB![/quote:f52a4d036a]No one was talking to you sorry little ass........*****!

realkaps
12-14-2002, 12:39 AM
One day I had no sence
I took a piss on an electric fence
It hurt so bad I shocked my balls
I took a **** in my Overalls.......

VulgarTheClown
12-14-2002, 01:09 AM
i hate my very existance.

I wish someone would confort me.

unfortunately the only person taht would i'm having problems with cause she told me she was falling in love with me, so i freaked out and am now willing to break up wit hher for that reason alone.

Tammy
12-14-2002, 01:10 AM
Don't break up with her.

VulgarTheClown
12-14-2002, 01:13 AM
what should i do?

HockeyFighter
12-14-2002, 01:14 AM
[img:552a9c94bd]http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3c7e9f60/bc/My+Photos/takwtf.jpg?bczCt.9AcbsglBjB[/img:552a9c94bd]

realkaps
12-14-2002, 01:15 AM
Jesus Hates Me......

The Ronin
12-14-2002, 09:05 AM
I have 3 dogs

The Ensanity
12-26-2002, 06:32 PM
I can ejaculate on a cookie, but that would make sense, nah mean?

zioxoiz
12-26-2002, 06:37 PM
I love to fart in the mouth of young iguanas who molleste their children with purple chiuauas

The Ensanity
12-26-2002, 06:45 PM
If i rape a silverback wolf, can I **** golden glass cups

The Ensanity
12-26-2002, 07:21 PM
Can I shake your chest and hear your birdie rattle?

ParazIT
12-26-2002, 07:44 PM
I have five swords...none is sharp...

deadpan_do
12-26-2002, 08:45 PM
the night is young, let us feast...

deadpan_do
12-26-2002, 08:50 PM
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

LukeDothSucketh
12-26-2002, 09:13 PM
I LIKE THE DOGS FROM THE CEILING IS WHERE THEY HANG UP BOY UP DOWN UP BOY DON'T TOUCH THAT I'LL ****ING SLIT YOUR THROAT DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY OH GOD IT BURNS

deadpan_do
12-27-2002, 12:03 AM
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Squezze
12-27-2002, 12:05 AM
YO! DAS MY MANS AN DEM~!

deadpan_do
12-27-2002, 12:43 AM
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

deadpan_do
12-27-2002, 01:33 AM
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

VulgarTheClown
12-27-2002, 03:07 AM
its like that time that your mom gave the chicken a penguins testicle