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Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:12 PM
step by step:


Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair.

Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man.

Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John pooped his pants.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.

Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.

See eye = si hay = yes we have (that).

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.

Tanner Rhoden
12-13-2002, 04:13 PM
puto

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:17 PM
hahaha...Piedra is the king!!!

Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:18 PM
[quote:96ed640fa4="TannerNoBjj"]puto[/quote:96ed640fa4]


Puto tu y tu tio canuto.

Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:19 PM
Im making this an spanish forum leather haha!

Aaron Bizarre
12-13-2002, 04:21 PM
very nice Piedra. that ****s funny. I have a horrible accent so even that may not help.

Allison
12-13-2002, 04:21 PM
Solamente puedo hablar espanol un poquito.

Yo me gusto huevos grandes.

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:23 PM
hahaha...trueee!!! And a poetry forum!!

"Puto tu y tu tio canuto"

by Piedra de Quevedo.

Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:24 PM
huevos grandes well satisfaction guaranteed or your money back allison.

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:25 PM
[quote:1a2b8b158a="Allison"]Solamente puedo hablar espanol un poquito.

Yo me gusto huevos grandes.[/quote:1a2b8b158a]

uuummmmmmm...no words.... :roll:

Bzob
12-13-2002, 04:25 PM
Hablo y manyo y cebasa no comprende

Chinga tu madre

maraposa = Tannerbjj

Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:26 PM
what allison ask is an order leather, I could not dissapoint her.

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:30 PM
aaaaaaa....

Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:31 PM
[quote:ae357e7852="Bzob"]Hablo y mano y cebaso no comprende

Chinga tu madre

maraposa = Tannerbjj[/quote:ae357e7852]



Del manojo y no me enojo
del que tiene forma de ojo
Pelón para su cagona
y chinga tu madre
si no te gusto = Tannerbjj (this is poetry so lets do it step by step)

Allison
12-13-2002, 04:32 PM
Yo Quiero los huevos de Tanner.

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:32 PM
[quote:bf1ca0af26="Bzob"]Hablo y manyo y cebasa no comprende

Chinga tu madre

maraposa = Tannerbjj[/quote:bf1ca0af26]

Bzob...Do you often listen Brujeria?!

Piedra
12-13-2002, 04:34 PM
[quote:b48362f510="Allison"]Yo Quiero los huevos de Tanner.[/quote:b48362f510]

Esos huevos son muy pequeños no que los querías grandes?

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:35 PM
It's hot,hot,hot...

Allison
12-13-2002, 04:36 PM
sus huevos son feos, pero grande.

Leather
12-13-2002, 04:37 PM
Piedra, you are getting an spanish forum hahaha

Bzob
12-13-2002, 04:51 PM
[quote:6188a1c96c="Leather"][quote:6188a1c96c="Bzob"]Hablo y manyo y cebasa no comprende

Chinga tu madre

maraposa = Tannerbjj[/quote:6188a1c96c]

Bzob...Do you often listen Brujeria?![/quote:6188a1c96c]

?What is Brujeria?

Mr. Beelzebub
12-13-2002, 05:09 PM
Yo tengo un monstruo en los pantalones...
Se llama Panchito Lara
el que no tiene pies,
pero se para

Leather
12-13-2002, 05:11 PM
Bzob, Brujeria is a Grindcore band formed by members of Napalm Death, Fear Factory, Faith no More and a mexican frontmam. Their lyrics go in the style of Chinga tu madre, Satanas me cuida, chinga al güero...madness.

Leather
12-13-2002, 05:13 PM
Juventud divino tesoro
ya te vas para no volver
cuando quiero llorar no lloro
y cuando lloro, lloro sin querer.

It's tender...

Leather
12-13-2002, 05:14 PM
Si a un nazi tu jodieres,
el SIDA tu cogieres.

realkaps
12-13-2002, 05:27 PM
Donde esta la cervesa?
Tango el gato en las pamtalones.....

The Golden Bear
12-13-2002, 07:59 PM
como es el bavoso?

Brujeria:

Pito Wilson!
Pito Wilson!

Bzob
12-13-2002, 08:58 PM
It ****ing sounds awsome since i like 3 of those bands!

Piedra
12-17-2002, 01:29 PM
En albures tu me ganas
pero al burro se la mamas
eso burro ya no existe
por que tu se la mordiste
Y ese burro revivió
pues a tu hermana se cogió

applauses please 8)

Money
12-17-2002, 01:30 PM
Is a PHD in Mexico equivalent to a GED in the US? Or a degree from Devry?

Bahahahahaahhahahha....just kidding P

pål johnsen
12-17-2002, 01:34 PM
[quote:3d60c268d0="Allison"]Yo Quiero los huevos de Tanner.[/quote:3d60c268d0]

LOL


[quote:3d60c268d0]Esos huevos son muy pequeños no que los querías grandes?[/quote:3d60c268d0]

hahahaha!