View Full Version : How I got my dick ring ripped out...
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 02:19 AM I was roughly 16 years old, I was at a punk show at the EDGE night club.
I was standing on the edge of the pit watchign and enjoying the show.
A big ****in skin head hits some kid the kid starts fallin naturally as someone who is falling he is grabbing for anything he can.
He happens to grab my dick ring!
he hits the floor and i'm right behind him, I hit the ground and the skinheads pick up the other kid and one yells to me "I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU GET UP *****!!" i reach up my pant leg and pick up the ring and show it to him.
All the skinheads drop the kid and pick me up carrying me out to the door of the club so i can walk t the ambulance.
I get there basically in shock i think and the lady looks at me and says "Whats wrong with you" i show her the ring and point to my groin she tells the driver to get ready to drive i finally muster out a word "NO!"
she looks at me like i'm retarted I told her how i can't go my mom woudl freak so she told me she couldn't treat me i asked for some hydrogen peroxinde, gauze, neosporin, and some tape. I then proceded to bandage up my wound as best as possible.
and here i am to this day.
realkaps 12-13-2002, 02:21 AM Wow, like if I didnt have enough reasons not to get my dick peirced in the first place......
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 02:23 AM whats even better is that i had it pierced 4 diferent times.
3 of them i did on my own!
The Golden Bear 12-13-2002, 03:42 AM dude, you are vulgar.
Tammy 12-13-2002, 04:35 AM I'm sick just reading that... and I don't even have a dick.
paddan 12-13-2002, 08:00 AM so you had your dick out when he grabbed, or did he manage to get hold of it from above the pants?
The Golden Bear 12-13-2002, 08:05 AM ok whos dick is that???
I bet your dick looks funny now
Fallout 12-13-2002, 10:13 AM **** man, I spend the better part of a day keeping sharp metal objects AWAY from my ****
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 11:03 AM i had the one thats a hoop.
i wish i had the little barbells.
and it was through the pants.
Mr. Beelzebub 12-13-2002, 11:07 AM I have my legs crossed in the most femenine of ways while I type this...OUCH!
lil'surfer girl 12-13-2002, 11:11 AM I don't have a dick, but even I have my legs crossed as I type this...OUCH!
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 12:57 PM any of you ladies wanna kiss it and make it all beter?
Allison 12-13-2002, 01:00 PM Not after all the beer in the world.
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 01:01 PM WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!?!?!?
do you think i'm ugly?
or do you just not do oral?
Allison 12-13-2002, 01:03 PM You have a weird, deformed penis!!!!
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 01:54 PM actually its not that deforemd at all. there is a small scar on the bottom thats it.
you know the line on the bottom of the head it went right across that i got lucky.
Allison 12-13-2002, 01:56 PM No, I've never actually seen a penis.
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 01:57 PM oh you can see mind in feb
it will be fun
Allison 12-13-2002, 02:01 PM uh..
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 02:15 PM don;t be scared.
its smooth.
(relax its a joke)
but why would you need all taht beer its insulting
Allison 12-13-2002, 02:33 PM I was just joshing you.
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 02:36 PM oh so you would do it?
Allison 12-13-2002, 02:38 PM [b:ba0b834b57][size=18:ba0b834b57]STFU[/size:ba0b834b57][/b:ba0b834b57]
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 02:39 PM i'm sorry.
Allison 12-13-2002, 02:40 PM hug?
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 03:14 PM hug is cool
The Golden Bear 12-13-2002, 07:34 PM can i have a hug too?
True_Warrior4 12-13-2002, 08:16 PM **** Man Thats some Tough ****
DOGGx0 12-13-2002, 08:23 PM i had 3 dick rings.... now i only have 1....
VulgarTheClown 12-13-2002, 11:57 PM i had 4 now i got none
paddan 12-14-2002, 08:31 AM You know before you told us about your ring, I was like "hey I'm never gonna get myself a ****ring"
And know I'm like "hey I'm never gonna get myself a ****ring.
seldomTap 12-14-2002, 11:09 AM [quote:dcc878e49b="lil'surfer girl"]I don't have a dick, but even I have my legs crossed as I type this...OUCH![/quote:dcc878e49b]
That would be a first...did you have to reintroduce your knees to each other?? :wink:
Ben, You is one sick ****
Tammy 12-14-2002, 11:51 AM Oooooooooohhhhh!!! I don't think she's gonna take that... :D
seldomTap 12-14-2002, 12:00 PM Hahaha! I am living dangerously today huh!
Tammy 12-14-2002, 12:00 PM Yes... and stop hiding behind me. She will see you.
seldomTap 12-14-2002, 12:15 PM She not scare me...I am too far away and I don't think she is that good of a swimmer!
VulgarTheClown 12-14-2002, 03:14 PM hey kids lets not fight. we should all go get tatoos and ****/clit rings
Bella 12-15-2002, 05:23 PM You are all full of ****.
lil'surfer girl 12-15-2002, 05:51 PM [quote:0bdf812f7c="seldomTap"][quote:0bdf812f7c="lil'surfer girl"]I don't have a dick, but even I have my legs crossed as I type this...OUCH![/quote:0bdf812f7c]
That would be a first...did you have to reintroduce your knees to each other?? :wink:
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I would have replied earlier but I was laughing my ****in ass off for the last 2 hours....Seldom, you totally killed me with this one....I bow to the master :lol: :evil: :lol:
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 11:27 PM Originally posted by Bella
You are all full of ****.
VulgarTheClown 05-10-2003, 11:58 PM no need to rehash the past.
You also don't have to believe it, so think what you will
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 01:01 AM hey...cool.
Did you like lick the penis ring after? Was there a little morsel of flesh on it?
The Jake 05-11-2003, 07:50 AM Vulgar --
http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/thanksfortheinfo.jpg
Feel free not to share.
- J.
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 08:28 AM http://digilander.libero.it/gruppociak/fc62.jpg
...daddy is telling his friend Arnell Scharzenkopf that he thinks this thread is crappy.
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