I'd like to begin with this.

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Lately, the talk of these two being "legal now" has been abound in the office, and it's making Dave Hojak want to puke incessantly. Not only have I been watching these two kiddies on my TV since I was only slightly older than them, but like, DUDE.... they're kids!! They're icons!!! They're child TV stars, and the perverted heathenistic ****sacks in my office have deemed them "****able" on more than one occasion!!!! What the **** is going on here?!?!?!!?

I'll tell you what's going on here.... people who work at Internet Service Providers and sit in front of computer monitors all day at work gettin their brains incinerated by gamma rays only to go home and sit in front of **** on computer monitors at night, the same mother ****ers who play Dungeons and Dragons and watch Star Trek reruns, are a sick ****in bunch. They have somehow twisted the images of Bob Sagat spoonfeeding these two rugrats into some kinda sick, twisted fantasy, and I'm ready to shower them with bullets for it.

On top of that, I mean... ****ing christ, the pictures above speak for themselves!!!! Come on, people! 'the **** is running through your heads?!?!?!?!!?! Break yo self.

I hate the Olsen twins. Their sickening sweetness and fake happiness makes me wanna kill random people with my weed wacker.

Can I come too?

knock it off dave. you know you wanna **** em

Id **** em......

Saying they are ****able now is just wrong.

When they turn 18, go for it. They are still young teenagers though guys. Keep it in your pants until you won't go to prison for it.

shaddup creed!!!
you've been trying to **** that french fry for the last 2 months now.

lol

he's got ya there, Mr. Nickerson.

Alright, I'll just go **** Mary Kaite and Ashley

We're all getting older

lol. ya u better leave that innocent fry the **** alone!!! and the twins will be in playboy one day im sure. i agree with dave that they are little ****in kids though. they remind me of my niece for some reason. so with that in mind i will never be able to look at them in any other way then alittle kid, and mylittle niece.

well, I don't have a niece.

Once they are 18, its fair game. However, I refuse to think of them as ****able until then

[quote:b87cf03bee="kaps"]Id **** em......[/quote:b87cf03bee]

yeah me 2

I support Ghost on this one. I seen a count down clock till ter birthday a couple of years ago and i wanted to smash " Hulk want to SMASH!"