View Full Version : Kato and I watched this ****o last night and..........


Bzob
12-12-2002, 09:27 AM
This super buff black guy was doing this chick in the ass and then stuck it in her mouth and back in her ass. and he said..

Satanic Game Show Voice "I just ****ed your ass and stuck it in your mouth....now i am putting it back in your ass..........WOW

hahahaha. This guys lines were great, I will try and get the name of it for you all so you can laugh too.

Aaron Bizarre
12-12-2002, 09:31 AM
who was the guy? I know the Diabolic guys love to **** around with the girls thier banging.

Kato
12-12-2002, 09:42 AM
lol I was laughing so hard...it went a little like this:

Deep deep voice..


"yyyyyyyyyyeeeeesssssssssssssssah!"
"wwwwwoooow"
"suck my ****ing dick..right out your ****ing ass to your ****ing mouth"

How can anyone **** like that and not laugh is beyond me...

Allison
12-12-2002, 09:44 AM
Kato picked that one out, didnt she?

Bzob
12-12-2002, 09:46 AM
Yes, I swore i would not pick them ever again.

Kato
12-12-2002, 09:51 AM
[quote:d9a3e7c7ce="Allison"]Kato picked that one out, didnt she?[/quote:d9a3e7c7ce]

hahahahaha.... how did you know?

put 'em up
12-12-2002, 09:53 AM
[size=18:474b19f309]why do they have to talk???[/size:474b19f309]

Allison
12-12-2002, 09:53 AM
I bet you make Bzob talk in that voice now when you guys are getting it on.

Kato
12-12-2002, 09:57 AM
[quote:397038adcb="Allison"]I bet you make Bzob talk in that voice now when you guys are getting it on.[/quote:397038adcb]

hahahahahaha.... man could you imagine? it would kill the mood so fast and send me in to snorting attack and pointing

box_banger
12-12-2002, 10:03 AM
I wonder if they have a script or is it improv? can you see the hedgehog directing and saying, "cut!!!!! god dammit I told you to scream **** me when he slaps your ass."? I also like when the male announces to the girl that he's cumming. "IM CUMMING!!!!!!!" I can just imagine what my wife would say if I announced this like it was a final boarding call at the airport.

Waylander
12-12-2002, 10:03 AM
HEY! Watch your mouths, I happen to enjoy talking like that in bed.

put 'em up
12-12-2002, 10:10 AM
why do they always withdraw before they cum? I know they have been instructed to - but WHY? :?

Fallout
12-12-2002, 10:12 AM
[quote:e3cfb65be6="Waylander"]HEY! Watch your mouths, I happen to enjoy talking like that in bed.[/quote:e3cfb65be6]

That was more than I needed to know :shock:

Tammy
12-12-2002, 10:17 AM
poor poor Bella!!

Kato
12-12-2002, 10:21 AM
wel Azn he did say in bed, I am sure he does this when he is alone and in his own little world...hehehehe

Bzob
12-12-2002, 10:24 AM
[quote:fac0e80f59="put 'em up"]why do they always withdraw before they cum? I know they have been instructed to - but WHY? :?[/quote:fac0e80f59]

so she can get on her knees in front of him with her tounge wagging like a dog so he can bust a nut all over her face and the one shot that goes in her hair and across her eyes

Kato
12-12-2002, 10:25 AM
[quote:966c493eea="put 'em up"]why do they always withdraw before they cum? I know they have been instructed to - but WHY? :?[/quote:966c493eea]

because it turns men on to see their menjuice spread all over a girl, its a sense of domination and grandure ;)

Aaron Bizarre
12-12-2002, 10:33 AM
Kato pretty much nailed it. when I feel like being in a dominating mood I like the Blow Job/facial combo myself.

Fallout
12-12-2002, 10:35 AM
[quote:5bfb7504a4="Aaron Suave"]Kato pretty much nailed it. when I feel like being in a dominating mood I like the Blow Job/facial combo myself.[/quote:5bfb7504a4]

You fockers are freaks damnit.......i love this place :lol:

put 'em up
12-12-2002, 10:45 AM
[quote:75b63215ee="Kato"][quote:75b63215ee="put 'em up"]why do they always withdraw before they cum? I know they have been instructed to - but WHY? :?[/quote:75b63215ee]

because it turns men on to see their menjuice spread all over a girl, its a sense of domination and grandure ;)[/quote:75b63215ee]

thank you Kato :)

inquiring minds.... :lol:

Kato
12-12-2002, 11:02 AM
[quote:6145b59369="put 'em up"][quote:6145b59369="Kato"][quote:6145b59369="put 'em up"]why do they always withdraw before they cum? I know they have been instructed to - but WHY? :?[/quote:6145b59369]

because it turns men on to see their menjuice spread all over a girl, its a sense of domination and grandure ;)[/quote:6145b59369]

thank you Kato :)

inquiring minds.... :lol:[/quote:6145b59369]

anytime love anytime ;)

Bella
12-12-2002, 11:04 AM
[quote:8714849b6f="Kato"]wel Azn he did say in bed, I am sure he does this when he is alone and in his own little world...hehehehe[/quote:8714849b6f]

I like it when he talks dirty to me.

Kato
12-12-2002, 11:12 AM
[quote:e9c97f5499="Bella"][quote:e9c97f5499="Kato"]wel Azn he did say in bed, I am sure he does this when he is alone and in his own little world...hehehehe[/quote:e9c97f5499]

I like it when he talks dirty to me.[/quote:e9c97f5499]

:oops: never mind then...lol,

honestly though, I think talking dirty and what this guy was doing is different...lol

Bella
12-12-2002, 11:14 AM
Agreed. They totally overact in ****s.

Kato
12-12-2002, 01:27 PM
God I wish I could share it with you guys it was sooooo funny

VulgarTheClown
12-12-2002, 02:31 PM
[quote:38a859b091="box_banger"] I also like when the male announces to the girl that he's cumming. "IM CUMMING!!!!!!!" I can just imagine what my wife would say if I announced this like it was a final boarding call at the airport.[/quote:38a859b091]

so when you ladies are smokin the pole and the guy is gonna let his gattling gun squeeze a couple off you saying that you would just rather his shoot his manly fluid o love in your mouth without you knowing instead of him saying "I'm gonna cum soon"????

put 'em up
12-12-2002, 02:51 PM
[quote:03bc86fa92="VulgarTheClown"][quote:03bc86fa92="box_banger"] I also like when the male announces to the girl that he's cumming. "IM CUMMING!!!!!!!" I can just imagine what my wife would say if I announced this like it was a final boarding call at the airport.[/quote:03bc86fa92]

so when you ladies are smokin the pole and the guy is gonna let his gattling gun squeeze a couple off you saying that you would just rather his shoot his manly fluid o love in your mouth without you knowing instead of him saying "I'm gonna cum soon"????[/quote:03bc86fa92]

aw, heck - we don't know what we want! I've had a few SILENT partners - I hate silence!

The Golden Bear
12-12-2002, 05:14 PM
what is "pole" and "cum"? im only 10 years old? should i tell my mommy about this place?

seldomTap
12-12-2002, 05:36 PM
Ask your teacher little Blake! He/she will have a good answer for you!

realkaps
12-12-2002, 05:54 PM
Somebody should come out with a compilation of bloopers from ****o films, I think it would be a big seller.........

The Golden Bear
12-13-2002, 05:01 AM
ewww cum in the nose ewww

Kato
12-13-2002, 07:56 AM
so when you ladies are smokin the pole and the guy is gonna let his gattling gun squeeze a couple off you saying that you would just rather his shoot his manly fluid o love in your mouth without you knowing instead of him saying "I'm gonna cum soon"????


I think its different when the guy is yelling it on top of his lungs. It goes with the ass slapping...no..it does not feel good, but in **** they seem to think it does. I tell ya what...you slap my ass and I will make sure I super suck on a testi...

Aaron Bizarre
12-13-2002, 08:13 AM
I want to see a "****o's cum shots gone wrong."

Kato
12-13-2002, 08:14 AM
hahahaha that would be great... ****o bloopers

Aaron Bizarre
12-13-2002, 08:17 AM
I downloaded a few and it was ****ing hilarious and sad at the same time.

box_banger
12-13-2002, 08:21 AM
[quote:a0f3769d31="Kato"]hahahaha that would be great... ****o bloopers[/quote:a0f3769d31]

they actually have a ****o bloopers. its funny. there was a scene with a little dp action and the guy accidentally slips it in the other guy. the look on the guy's face is priceless.

The Golden Bear
12-13-2002, 09:15 AM
Hmmm, i think that qualies as gayness.

Kato
12-13-2002, 09:26 AM
I can imagine the poor guys face..hahahahhahaha

Aaron Bizarre
12-13-2002, 10:41 AM
See the "Extreme Brazil" ****s. ****ing hilarious. this guy is drunk and having a threesome with this Brazilian couple and he is just going off in English and making the girl say hilarious **** and English. Then when the money shot comes the guy is so drunk they had to hold him up so he can finish the scene.