You got questions I have answers.

I hate my life, should I kill my wife or myself?

Will I pass my final for tomorrow?

Never kill yourself, When in doubt kill whoever is causing you problems. If it looks like you are going to die kill as many people as possible. remember it is better to burn out than it is to fade away

Luckey #s 10-13-20-25-31-45

Should I skip my finals and just go home?

Thanks for the advice, see ya in 25 to life.

[quote:d9ad324816="Azn"]Will I pass my final for tomorrow?[/quote:d9ad324816]

Outlook is good, you will feel like the the test was hard and you will be a little unprepared, due to the fact that you have been stroking your hairless ***** too much lately.

Luckey #'s 05-13-22-26-37-46

She likes to be stroked. Can I ask again or do I have to take another number?

[quote:5e423160b6="HockeyFighter"]Should I skip my finals and just go home?[/quote:5e423160b6]

Yes skip your final and drop out of school! the world needs more ditch diggers!

Lucky #'s 12-19-24-29-35-47

Ask away but the great Bzob is going to training. He will be here all day tomorrow to return everones questions so ask away.

Tell me my future

should I jerk off in public streets?

I recomend it, and i am sure the gents you spend time with in prison will like to kno what you were haulled in for.

Lucky #'s 02-10-22-23-36-45

what can i make with

a roll of duct tape
3 toothpics
2 oz's of tide
a fork
7 after dinner mints
1 Genki Sudo
3 pieces of gum
and my girlfriend

I have a psychology exam tomorrow so I will practice therapy on you guys since Bzob isn't here.

Araz: I think you should do what makes you the happiest, and if that's whacking it in public, then go for it. Just make sure you don't get yourself dirty and get arrested.

Vulgar: Throw in a box to put everything in and you just made yourself a Christmas gift for your girlfriend. I'm not sure she will like it though........

thank you Azn...

Is toilet paper better than nose tissue to clean your mess up with? I mean, I have been using the toilet paper to clean the jizz up because it is sturdy, but it is hard on the tip of my ****, whereas the nose tissue is softer but not as sturdy... what should I do?

Use lots and lots of the softer tissue so it's soft and sturdy. You don't want to hurt your baby. To be on the safe side, hop into the shower after you do your deed.

I am so sick of studying right now but I just don't think I am prepared for my tests. If I try to study more I will only be concentrating on how much I want ot go home and will learn little. But I do need to study more. Oh, I got it. I will just drive off a cliff. Yes, then all my problems are gone. What do you think Tammy?

I thought Bzob's advice to you was a good one. If you're driving off the cliff, I will join you. I would like my problems to go away too.

is there room for me?

Always Araz.

Of course Araz, you are definitely more than welcome to join us if you like.

WOOHOO!

Whens the next time i will get laid.

gman i can answer that!

its the next time you go to jail.

Well said.

Vulgar, what should I have for dinner? Can you answer that too?

I'll answer that myself.

You shall have me for dinner.

bella shut the **** up. i don't want to have to own you. Plus i've never been to jail. I'm a good boy.

[quote:23826a4abb="Bella"]I'll answer that myself.

You shall have me for dinner.[/quote:23826a4abb]

Will you wear the boots? If so, I'm game. :twisted:

STFU newb.

Oh Great and Wise Bella, will I get big juicy wang in the near future?

I wish i had no live and could post all day.

Only tonight if you come over. My 17 inch "play pal" is waiting on you.

[quote:55b53ab7b1="gman"]I wish i had no live and could post all day.[/quote:55b53ab7b1]

Looks like you got your wish gman!

[quote:fe2af867b1="Bella"][quote:fe2af867b1="gman"]I wish i had no live and could post all day.[/quote:fe2af867b1]

Looks like you got your wish gman![/quote:fe2af867b1]

really, cool

[quote:217c7436a3="Azn"]Vulgar, what should I have for dinner? Can you answer that too?[/quote:217c7436a3]

chicken with a semen baste

vulgar how long till I become a pro fighter

You're bad at this. Bzob and Bella were better.

Azn, our hotties forum is lacking something TERRIBLE.
We have to do something about this.

I'm on it....
Give me a few....

I'll be waiting.

parazit, your ****ing avatar is slowing down my computer! go back to you dancing, it ruled!

gman have you fought? did you get paid?

I wanted amature fighter but they said i am pro.

When will I give birth? and is it a boy or a girl?

[quote:028bcc06bf="Azn"]Tell me my future[/quote:028bcc06bf]

Your future is what you make of it silly

Lucky #'s 12-13-22-25-36-38

I said advice ****ers not the future all future related questions will be farted on my me!

lol...

What should you do to treat a razor burn in a genital area? hahahahahaha

[quote:6cbae10de2="VulgarTheClown"]what can i make with

a roll of duct tape
3 toothpics
2 oz's of tide
a fork
7 after dinner mints
1 Genki Sudo
3 pieces of gum
and my girlfriend[/quote:6cbae10de2]
You could offer Genki the mints, while distracted wrap him in duct tape. stab him with tooth pics. pour the tide in his eyes,keep the gum for your self and eat one of his testicals with the fork.

Lucky #'s 11-13-26-29-34-44

[quote:53796e1061="Pac808"]Is toilet paper better than nose tissue to clean your mess up with? I mean, I have been using the toilet paper to clean the jizz up because it is sturdy, but it is hard on the tip of my ****, whereas the nose tissue is softer but not as sturdy... what should I do?[/quote:53796e1061]

You cheap bastard , buy some brawny it will slve all your problems, or get a 2 for 1 and jerk off in the shower and shoot i down the drain.

lucky#'s 04-11-16-22-23-48

[quote:20a1c9451c="gman"]Whens the next time i will get laid.[/quote:20a1c9451c]

If you lower your standards and go o a ****ty local bar, it could be tonight!
or if you have 50 bucks and a major city near by i can assure you it will be tonight.

Lucky #'s 05-13-19-22-35-42

[quote:42896f4559="Kato"]When will I give birth? and is it a boy or a girl?[/quote:42896f4559]


March 19- girl - 10lbs 2 oz 21and 3/4 inches long

lucky #'s 69-69-69-69-69-69

I have recently been involved in petty drama amongst friends. I want nothing to ****ing do with it but they dont get the message.
should I ignore there BS and play dumb?

[quote:f8845d9331="Kato"]lol...

What should you do to treat a razor burn in a genital area? hahahahahaha[/quote:f8845d9331]

Stop stealing you mans batteries from his face shaver..then use the face shaver on your puss, it will give it the Don Johnson look from Miami Vice, and that will get you by till you can see your muffin again.

lucky #'s 69-69-69-69-69-69

[quote:5378fc6716="Aaron Suave"]I have recently been involved in petty drama amongst friends. I want nothing to ****ing do with it but they dont get the message.
should I ignore there BS and play dumb?[/quote:5378fc6716]

With out knowing the specifics i can not answer this question:

But a quick quote from the the frog eyed Oprah might hep "Save the drama for your Mama"

lucky #'s 07-13-21-26-34-38

I thought a quick jab in the mouth would refrain from them seeking my counsil.

there really is no specifics. Its the same **** everybody basically goes through. friends ****ing other friends ex-girlfriends.

[quote:70a7f3ca0a="Aaron Suave"]I thought a quick jab in the mouth would refrain from them seeking my counsil.

there really is no specifics. Its the same **** everybody basically goes through. friends ****ing other friends ex-girlfriends.[/quote:70a7f3ca0a]

Tell them to stop watching TV sitcoms like friends and thinking its ok to partner swap in the cirle of frinds.

that has not happened in Friends... it happened on 90210.

[quote:cbd2286e52="Bzob"][quote:cbd2286e52="Kato"]lol...

What should you do to treat a razor burn in a genital area? hahahahahaha[/quote:cbd2286e52]

Stop stealing you mans batteries from his face shaver..then use the face shaver on your puss, it will give it the Don Johnson look from Miami Vice, and that will get you by till you can see your muffin again.

lucky #'s 69-69-69-69-69-69[/quote:cbd2286e52]

its a boy and he will way just under 10 ;)

You doubt the great Bzob?

Dont look behind that curtain, there is nothing to see there

[quote:3abc07e57a="Bzob"]You doubt the great Bzob?

Dont look behind that curtain, there is nothing to see there[/quote:3abc07e57a]

never love... I just know when you are wrong ;)

Next question from someone other than Kato?

You all fear the knowledge!

ok... lets see

What make men in ****o last so long in sex? do they masturbate first? and how can they have a woodie at a snap of the fingers? especially those monster ****s... do the men pass out when they get hard from all the blood in their bodies rushing to their penis?

[quote:85cdebc14e="Kato"]ok... lets see

What make men in ****o last so long in sex? do they masturbate first? and how can they have a woodie at a snap of the fingers? especially those monster ****s... do the men pass out when they get hard from all the blood in their bodies rushing to their penis?[/quote:85cdebc14e]

Those men are on viagra, they cant masterbate first and knock out a 1/2 pint of jis? They do not pass out from their monster ****s.

is that it?

Lucky #'s 69-69-69-69-69-69

[quote:0a9bfd830d]What make men in ****o last so long in sex? [/quote:0a9bfd830d]

CUT! lets do it again.

"give me sometime"

"OK"

Will I meet someone in the near future with no kids this time?

[quote:76a32f6c61="Bzob"][quote:76a32f6c61="Kato"]ok... lets see

What make men in ****o last so long in sex? do they masturbate first? and how can they have a woodie at a snap of the fingers? especially those monster ****s... do the men pass out when they get hard from all the blood in their bodies rushing to their penis?[/quote:76a32f6c61]

Those men are on viagra, they cant masterbate first and knock out a 1/2 pint of jis? They do not pass out from their monster ****s.

is that it?

Lucky #'s 69-69-69-69-69-69[/quote:76a32f6c61]

I love my lucky numbers...

where do they get their super cum too? they have bazooka dicks with bazooka size wads

[quote:ee73ba09f2]where do they get their super cum too? they have bazooka dicks with bazooka size wads[/quote:ee73ba09f2]

if you happen to read a men's magazine in the future look at the "Ex-tenz" add. The most famous **** stars advertise it and it suppose to work.

[quote:6bf872c61b="kimura"]Will I meet someone in the near future with no kids this time?[/quote:6bf872c61b]

If you are over 18 it is too late. Everyone will have kids. you will meet a fine lady without kids, and you will fnd out she has no kids because she is PSYCHO! Never **** anyone with more problems

Lucky #'s 07-11-13-21-31-40

17 is legal age in New York. Should I bag a teenager?

If they will have you that is.

[quote:ca4850390b="Bella"]If they will have you that is.[/quote:ca4850390b]Hush up shorty, I'm very good looking.

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

[quote:ec85326e07="kimura"]17 is legal age in New York. Should I bag a teenager?[/quote:ec85326e07]

Well you know the old saying"if shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me" Plus if the City of New York says its ok, it must be ok...also 17 year old chicks probably have nce firm boobies and bodies.

Lucky #'s 06-15-25-29-34-42

Should I go and pick a fight with thoose huge skins that runs around my neighborhood?

Wow Bzob, I didn't know you were such a knowledgeable dude. You've been around the block.

[quote:6d0cba477f="ParazIT"]Should I go and pick a fight with thoose huge skins that runs around my neighborhood?[/quote:6d0cba477f]

Although i am infinitly wise, I was unable to decipher what you had typed "huge skins" like huge foreskins? If that is the case i would stay away from anyone with huge foreskins. if that is not helpful please retype the question. sorry


Lucky #'s 07-08-09-10-11-12

[quote:41d2a1e4d3="kimura"]Wow Bzob, I didn't know you were such a knowledgeable dude. You've been around the block.[/quote:41d2a1e4d3]

Thanks for noticing

So is 18 the cutoff for girls with no kids or do I look for High School seniors?

[quote:f3233cff72="kimura"]So is 18 the cutoff for girls with no kids or do I look for High School seniors?[/quote:f3233cff72]

It was a rule of thunb that is all , Unlees you pick up the girls in a very rich area or wealthy colledge where the parents worry about their immage and have paid for the abortion...you are stuck with what society has left for you. but you just may get lucky. There are of course exceptions to every rule.

So is there such a thing as a girl over 18 who's never had a baby, never had an abortion, and is not a psycho?

[quote:9ff8ce754c="kimura"]So is there such a thing as a girl over 18 who's never had a baby, never had an abortion, and is not a psycho?[/quote:9ff8ce754c]

Now lets not take this too far, I never said anything like that. that is a tall order Mr. You are going to have to lower your standards or start grooming a young one for yourself

with huge skins I meant huge skinheads, as in racists....

[quote:195c40a8a0="ParazIT"]with huge skins I meant huge skinheads, as in racists....[/quote:195c40a8a0]

Never pick a fight with a group of people that will no doubt kick your ass! get a pelet gun and shoot them from afar from your wndow. or just blind side one of them with a bat and kill him when he is not with a group. Get them one at a time.

Lucky #'s 02-17-22-28-37-42

[quote:0a64023187="kimura"]So is there such a thing as a girl over 18 who's never had a baby, never had an abortion, and is not a psycho?[/quote:0a64023187]

Wait, hold on there! I never had a baby, never had an abortion.... wait a minute, I'm a psycho.....

Okay, carry on.

[quote:8b60bb1bbc="Azn"][quote:8b60bb1bbc="kimura"]So is there such a thing as a girl over 18 who's never had a baby, never had an abortion, and is not a psycho?[/quote:8b60bb1bbc]

Wait, hold on there! I never had a baby, never had an abortion.... wait a minute, I'm a psycho.....



Okay, carry on.[/quote:8b60bb1bbc]



I knew it, Anyone butchering cats.....you know something is not right..lol

I will...

hey hey, little Bobby.... I wasn't the one who butchered the cat! I just like the picture!

blah.. its just a cat
hahahahha

Bzob... will I be able to survive this week and next week?

Should I knockup by best friend's sister and then take off to Mexico?

Hockey, I think you should... but let's hear what Bob has to say.

[quote:5551334e36="Azn"]Bzob... will I be able to survive this week and next week?[/quote:5551334e36]

Of course you will, As we all know it is the good that die young!?

Lucky #'s 08-13-14-26-29-41

[quote:33a501d96d="HockeyFighter"]Should I knockup by best friend's sister and then take off to Mexico?[/quote:33a501d96d]

This one is a no brainer.Of course you should, can you think of anything better than the spawn of Hockeyfighter. Infact you should make her have 10 kids so you can have 2 full hockey teams! also when impregnating her the first time tell you are going to pull out and then dont and when you look her in the eyes say someting like "I just used your body as a vessel to manifest my evil plan HAHAHAHAHAHA."

Lucky #'s 08-24-32-36-40-42-47

Does the fact that she is 16 affect anything?

no... I'm thinking no

Should I knock up Azn?

Is it beter to forgive and forget? Or to hold eternal grudges?

[quote:f86c2bf388="HockeyFighter"]Should I knock up Azn?[/quote:f86c2bf388]

Is this part of our evil plan to dominate the universe?

[quote:4b97d41fa6="HockeyFighter"]Does the fact that she is 16 affect anything?[/quote:4b97d41fa6]
Of course not that means your team will be complete by the time she is 26-27. then you can dump her...make her feel like it was her fault because it did not work out. then you can pick up a new young hot chick.

lucky #'s 05-13-19-24-37-43

[quote:b7484ee18f="Azn"][quote:b7484ee18f="HockeyFighter"]Should I knock up Azn?[/quote:b7484ee18f]

Is this part of our evil plan to dominate the universe?[/quote:b7484ee18f]
That's for me to know and you to find out.

[quote:7eff426bef="Bzob"][quote:7eff426bef="HockeyFighter"]Does the fact that she is 16 affect anything?[/quote:7eff426bef]
Of course not that means your team will be complete by the time she is 26-27. then you can dump her...make her feel like it was her fault because it did not work out. then you can pick up a new young hot chick.

lucky #'s 05-13-19-24-37-43[/quote:7eff426bef]
I see it all now. Thanks for the advise oh wise one.

[quote:66fb8ec385="HockeyFighter"]Should I knock up Azn?[/quote:66fb8ec385]
Only if you want you ***** shaved every other day.

Lucky#'s 12-15-22-26-32-33

[quote:1332ccb7b6="Azn"]Is it beter to forgive and forget? Or to hold eternal grudges?[/quote:1332ccb7b6]

If it can be fixed, dont wory about it. If it can't be fixed don't worry about it.

Lucky#'s 07-13-15-26-28-37

Bzob has gone to luch , he will return in 1 hour.

Do wishes really don't come true if you tell someone your wish? What if you tell the only person who can grant you that wish, will it come true then?

Something to ponder.... have a good lunch!

[quote:9968c41c94="Azn"]Do wishes really don't come true if you tell someone your wish? What if you tell the only person who can grant you that wish, will it come true then?

Something to ponder.... have a good lunch![/quote:9968c41c94]

Wishes never ****ing come true, wake up and put down your My little ponies and get get your head out of the clouds! Wake up and smell your fingers. Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fils up first

Lucky #'s 02-14-16-22-28-36

Be brutally honest. Is my forehead noticably oversized?

[quote:34851ad8f3="Allison"]Be brutally honest. Is my forehead noticably oversized?[/quote:34851ad8f3]

It looks a little big but your picture is streatch up and down too. If more than 2 people that never knew you had a complex about your forehead and said something about it. then it is probably big. But in you picture it looks like you might have a high hairline, so does Kato.

Lucky #'s 08-16-32-40-43-48

What should be my next avatar?

Tanner lied to me.

In middle school, this guy stuck a paper plate to his forehead and said he was me.

[quote:1ae15aa93e="Allison"]Tanner lied to me.

In middle school, this guy stuck a paper plate to his forehead and said he was me.[/quote:1ae15aa93e]


That was not very nice (snicker snicker).

[quote:394679eccf="Azn"]What should be my next avatar?[/quote:394679eccf]

Your next avatar woud be great if you could get a good picture of beaker from the muppet show or those two old guy from the muppet show would be better.

Lucky#'s 6-10-49-28-32-47

no can do..... I hate the Muppet Show..... next suggestion.

[quote:92c29b3ba0="Azn"]no can do..... I hate the Muppet Show..... next suggestion.[/quote:92c29b3ba0]

I am not playing this ame all night! this is my last sugestion for the best avatar. A sweet picture from the Hubble telescope

[quote:e0bea36440="Allison"]Tanner lied to me.

In middle school, this guy stuck a paper plate to his forehead and said he was me.[/quote:e0bea36440]
that's not nice...

Did you laugh?

No....cuz it wasn't nice at all....

I didn't laugh.

I think you laughed, araz.

I laughed :(

will i pass all my courses next term.

[quote:bec2af68b0="gman"]will i pass all my courses next term.[/quote:bec2af68b0]

I cant see the future, what i can do is smack you into reality. You better ****ing pass otherwise you wasted a **** load of your money, and if you are waisting your parents money not only are you dumb, you have no respect for you parents. and if you think this world owes you a favor .... thats not the case! so if you want to ****ing pass make sure you are preparred for all your classes and if you are not log off and hit the books!


lucky #'s 12-19-21-26-29-44

G-man you better have read that!

ok. i gotta think of one.

Is Araron Brink goin to hit me?

Oh, Allison. I laughed.

[quote:4537c36b16="Blakeizle fo Shizle"]Is Araron Brink goin to hit me?[/quote:4537c36b16]

Yes he will and it will hurt, You should feel lucky though and say thank you Sir may i have another....Or like Mr T in Rockey and say "Common Foo...Common Foo"


Lucky #'s 07-11-13-21-31-42

[quote:f80e4d88a7="Blakeizle fo Shizle"]Oh, Allison. I laughed.[/quote:f80e4d88a7]

As Kato and I went to bed last night I told her about the paper plate and she laughed too.

oh ****, hes gonna bust my jaw...

this is Brink http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/displayfighter.cfm?fighterid=271

now im scared.

I know who he is, He just Tko'd Borke i beleive......from team punishment? HE is awsome, I am a fan of his..lol

Is that all you got?

is the female orgasm a myth?

only when you are near, Aaron.

Silence deciever!! dont discredit me to hide your mass conspiracy.

I just dried up like sand.

[quote:99d6ebcc00="Aaron Suave"]is the female orgasm a myth?[/quote:99d6ebcc00]

no, it's an every day thing :wink:

[quote:7d03d3bc84="Aaron Suave"]is the female orgasm a myth?[/quote:7d03d3bc84]
That is a good question, Well all i can say is I beleive it exists because if i do not deliver it....I have to work to make it happen.

Lucky # 71-that is a 69 with 2 finges in her ass

My mother ****ed up on my birth certificate, so my middle name is legally "Alvert."

Any good excuses I can use to explain it, rather than explaining my mom was completely and utterly hopped up on painkillers?

Lei Tong, that **** is awesome. I suggest "My Mom wanted to rebel against the norm"

[quote:32e8ad50db="Lei Tong"]My mother ****ed up on my birth certificate, so my middle name is legally "Alvert."

Any good excuses I can use to explain it, rather than explaining my mom was completely and utterly hopped up on painkillers?[/quote:32e8ad50db]

Yeah you tell those nosey bastards that your family put the Alvert in Gates Alvert , and to shut the **** up!
http://www.ask.com/main/metaAnswer.asp?t=ai&s=a&MetaEngine=directhit&en=te &eo=3&o=0&frames=True&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eplant floor%2Ecom%2Fny%2Fgatesalvertinc%2Ehtm&ac=24&adca t=jeev&pt=Gates+Alvert%2C+Inc%2E&dm=http%3A%2F%2Fw ww%2Eplantfloor%2Ecom%2Fny%2Fgatesalvertinc%2Ehtm& io=4&qid=A3194FA6569005449162894CD49668C2&back=ask %3DAlvert%26o%3D0%26x%3D12%26y%3D15&ask=Alvert&dt= 021213111103&amt=&pg=1&qsrc=0
Lucky #'s 08-19-26-28-36-39

Ok, Bzob, hit me with it, I don't want to type it again.

[quote="prime cut"]Ok, Bzob, hit me with it, I don't want to type it again.[/quote":

This is a hard one, my first instict says appologize if you wish to continue a freindship with him, but then relity sets in and you should tell him your sorry and have him come to hand out with all you guys again and kick his ass infront of all your friends that would not only show how cool you are you can finish what you started, nobody likes to have loose ends.


Lucky # 666

Well, I think I'm going to apologize. Some my think that is the ***** way out, but me, him and all my friends know I would kick his ass, so I don't really worry about being thought of as not finishing it.

Thats not the ***** way, that is te sober way. Get super drunk on Tequilla and think about what to do. D&D drink and dial

Who on this board is actually gay?

[quote:d006dffd45="Bzob"]Thats not the ***** way, that is te sober way. Get super drunk on Tequilla and think about what to do. D&D drink and dial[/quote:d006dffd45]
Then he probably would kick my ass, i don't fight so well tanked on liquor.
Another question, how does everyones av pics look so much better than mine. It's all fuzzy, while everyone else's is clear.

Bzob, say my girl is talking back and I just want to watch Boxing but she senslessly keeps beatching, what should I do?

Is that *****ing or breathing? If she's just breathing, you are a mean mean guy!

she should ask before she takes a breath, what if he was going to use that air...

True.... it's the only polite thing to do. What was I thinking?

[quote:3dcdb225fb="Aaron Suave"]Bzob, say my girl is talking back and I just want to watch Boxing but she senslessly keeps beatching, what should I do?[/quote:3dcdb225fb]

Well this is a touchy situation so it needs to b handled with care, A good aproach would be to ask her to go out for a while, if she wants to keep bitcin tell her to shut the **** up! If that does not work act like you are checking something cool out the front door and wen she walks up kick her ass out and finish the fight. She would be *****ing either way right? might as well deal with it later

Lucky #'s 13-17-22-23-35-40

[quote:8692e722dc="Azn"]Is that *****ing or breathing? If she's just breathing, you are a mean mean guy![/quote:8692e722dc]

In most cases it is one in te same?

[quote:a90c7da985="Azn"]True.... it's the only polite thing to do. What was I thinking?[/quote:a90c7da985]
I really don't know....and you are supposed to be my hot asian assasin....

I am open for business....Its 9:12 pm friday 12-13-02

I feel like grabbing my little cousins legs and bashing his head against a rock, what should I do about this?

Should I beat my principal hes an ******* and suspended me for eight days?

[quote:eee35fbcf4="True_Warrior4"]Should I beat my principal hes an ******* and suspended me for eight days?[/quote:eee35fbcf4]

Were you suspende for being stupid

[quote:85c27e4693="kaps"]I feel like grabbing my little cousins legs and bashing his head against a rock, what should I do about this?[/quote:85c27e4693]\

Are you grabbing your cousins leg because you are attracted to he / she and afraid they will tell so you feel you must bash their head in

after careful research i found this:

HE suspended me for eight day because i got in a fight with some boxer that thought he was good. he says it was asuallt but i didnt start the fight i just ended it so what if he had to go to the hospital he was syupid enough to try to punch me Schools ****ing stupid What hould I do????
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How did this fight start? exactally..do not leave anyhing out! are you in grade school, high school, of colledge?

he wanted to see how good he was im in high school

[quote:8c49da825e="True_Warrior4"]he wanted to see how good he was im in high school[/quote:8c49da825e]

Well fighting should not take place at school, you are on their time and they are liable for your actions(you and your parent can take them to court if you are hurt), showing you were better was not wrong but do your self a favor and do it in the Streets away from school like a normal respectul person.

In da hing only you ****, cheekin, ******

Should I go out and play some drunken pond hockey next Friday or should I sleep in for the first time in a month?

Hockey of course. How dare you even ask.

true. how could i question hockey.

Exactly. You almost sounded like someone from a place where they know nothing about hockey, like, British Columbia.

hahaha yes... they're more Japanese than Canadian! Actually I've got a buddy from over there who's a bigger hockey fan than I am. Canucks rule the NHL.

I was in BC once. Then I turned around and went home to play hockey.

[quote:2737d5fec9="LukeDothSucketh"]Should I go out and play some drunken pond hockey next Friday or should I sleep in for the first time in a month?[/quote:2737d5fec9]

When in doubt play hockey, you can sleep later.

Lucky #'s 02-10-15-26-32-45

BZOB

my g/f told me she is falling in love with me but last time i was in a serious relationship i got burnt bad. my instincts tell me to run, what should i do?

Does good always prevail in the end?

[quote:d6c35f052f="VulgarTheClown"]BZOB

my g/f told me she is falling in love with me but last time i was in a serious relationship i got burnt bad. my instincts tell me to run, what should i do?[/quote:d6c35f052f]

"Eveybody plays the fool, sometime baby, theres no exception to the rule"

I am a firm beleiver in the saying"It is better to have loved and lossed then never to have loved at all" Don't be a cry baby *****, "Wah i was hurt before so i will never trust her" they are different people. and guess what, this one may hurt you too, So what. get over it and dont be a *****, accept your g/f love and enjoy it.

Lucky #'s 08-13-16-22-26-37

i love your direct approach you remind me of me when i wil lbe older.

if my lucky numbers win would i be morally obligated to cut you a check?

[quote:d847ed0a1e="kimura"]Does good always prevail in the end?[/quote:d847ed0a1e]

Good rarely wins in the end. Look at Jesus the son of God, His own friends nailed him to a cross. Karma does not exist, Do you want to know who wins in the end most of the time? The one with the Quicker mind, stronger body, better looking face and the one that is most aggressive. that is who prevails. The stronge survive and the weak say why is it always me?

Lucky #'s 06-14-21-33-42-45

[quote:2f1f849946="VulgarTheClown"]i love your direct approach you remind me of me when i wil lbe older.

if my lucky numbers win would i be morally obligated to cut you a check?[/quote:2f1f849946]

Your moral obligation is to give the check to me, and i will decide how much you deserve

But won't the meek inherit the Earth?

[quote:b0ffd933d8="kimura"]But won't the meek inherit the Earth?[/quote:b0ffd933d8]

Ha Ha HA thats funny, That was written for the weak by the strong to make the weak feel better. Do you want to know what the weak will inherit? What the storge leave them --Jack ****!

lucky #'s 10-16-19-22-37-44

[quote:b86ddf0508="Bzob"][quote:b86ddf0508="kimura"]But won't the meek inherit the Earth?[/quote:b86ddf0508]

Ha Ha HA thats funny, That was written for the weak by the strong to make the weak feel better. Do you want to know what the weak will inherit? What the storge leave them --Jack ****!

lucky #'s 10-16-19-22-37-44[/quote:b86ddf0508]Then where the hell did my 335 lb. bench ever get me? I'm still not rich dammit!

[quote:7584cc4d80="kimura"][quote:7584cc4d80="Bzob"][quote:7584cc4d80="kimura"]But won't the meek inherit the Earth?[/quote:7584cc4d80]

Ha Ha HA thats funny, That was written for the weak by the strong to make the weak feel better. Do you want to know what the weak will inherit? What the storge leave them --Jack ****!

lucky #'s 10-16-19-22-37-44[/quote:7584cc4d80]Then where the hell did my 335 lb. bench ever get me? I'm still not rich dammit![/quote:7584cc4d80]

Listen Spanky- Strong, good looking , solid body, agressive. Apparently you are lacking in one of the basic four.

[quote:91718c1034="Bzob"][quote:91718c1034="kimura"][quote:91718c1034="Bzob"][quote:91718c1034="kimura"]But won't the meek inherit the Earth?[/quote:91718c1034]

Ha Ha HA thats funny, That was written for the weak by the strong to make the weak feel better. Do you want to know what the weak will inherit? What the storge leave them --Jack ****!

lucky #'s 10-16-19-22-37-44[/quote:91718c1034]Then where the hell did my 335 lb. bench ever get me? I'm still not rich dammit![/quote:91718c1034]

Listen Spanky- Strong, good looking , solid body, agressive. Apparently you are lacking in one of the basic four.[/quote:91718c1034]Strong yes, good looking definitely, solid body yup, aggressive hmmmmm. Ah ****! I'm a gentleman.

[quote:a051d39b25="Bzob"][quote:a051d39b25="kimura"][quote:a051d39b25="Bzob"][quote:a051d39b25="kimura"]But won't the meek inherit the Earth?[/quote:a051d39b25]

Ha Ha HA thats funny, That was written for the weak by the strong to make the weak feel better. Do you want to know what the weak will inherit? What the storge leave them --Jack ****!

lucky #'s 10-16-19-22-37-44[/quote:a051d39b25]Then where the hell did my 335 lb. bench ever get me? I'm still not rich dammit![/quote:a051d39b25]

Listen Spanky- Strong, good looking , solid body, agressive. Apparently you are lacking in one of the basic four.[/quote:a051d39b25]Strong yes, good looking definitely, solid body yup, aggressive hmmmmm. Ah ****! I'm a gentleman.

Next!

[quote:6458ba3728="Bzob"]Next![/quote:6458ba3728]WTF? C'mon Bzob! You're supposed to help dammit!

What is your question you have that i did not help you with?

[quote:f441cf481b="Bzob"]What is your question you have that i did not help you with?[/quote:f441cf481b]I'm a strong guy who pummels over weak people, but how come I'm not rich?

It sounds to me that you are rich with pummeling, and it also sounds like you have a "why me" attitude. Which would also imply that you lack in the basic four. Stop lieing to me and yourself. You are missing something and it is no doubt agression, you are lazy that is why you are broke

[quote:cce54b730f="Bzob"]It sounds to me that you are rich with pummeling, and it also sounds like you have a "why me" attitude. Which would also imply that you lack in the basic four. Stop lieing to me and yourself. You are missing something and it is no doubt agression, you are lazy that is why you are broke[/quote:cce54b730f]Or could it be those damned lap dances?

Well, That can not help. If you hang at a titty bar al day then why are you asking me why your moneys all gone, I tell you what. send me your money to suppor my drug habbits.

[quote:94094a1e24="Bzob"]Well, That can not help. If you hang at a titty bar al day then why are you asking me why your moneys all gone, I tell you what. send me your money to suppor my drug habbits.[/quote:94094a1e24]No way Bob! I'd rather feel some tits.

What kind of drugs are you talking about though?

Party drugs only, nothing hardcore.

Damned lunch break!

Pack your lunch, It will save you money and it will be more nutritious that chicken wings and long Island Ice Teas

Bzob, I need to borrow some of your wisdom again. There's a lady who likes me, early 30s, good looking, but one problem though; she has bad breath. Should I just forget about this prospect or just give her a mint? This is a huge turn off!

[quote:e5d53681cf="kimura"]Bzob, I need to borrow some of your wisdom again. There's a lady who likes me, early 30s, good looking, but one problem though; she has bad breath. Should I just forget about this prospect or just give her a mint? This is a huge turn off![/quote:e5d53681cf]

Ugh that is nasty, If her breath is that bad i suspect her ***** is even worse. Cut your losses and get the **** away from that. what if she sucks your dick and gets that stank on your down low? The great Bzob says no to halotosis and vaginosis

lucky #'s 08-14-19-22-23-39

[quote:fa320d1489="Bzob"][quote:fa320d1489="kimura"]Bzob, I need to borrow some of your wisdom again. There's a lady who likes me, early 30s, good looking, but one problem though; she has bad breath. Should I just forget about this prospect or just give her a mint? This is a huge turn off![/quote:fa320d1489]

Ugh that is nasty, If her breath is that bad i suspect her ***** is even worse. Cut your losses and get the **** away from that. what if she sucks your dick and gets that stank on your down low? The great Bzob says no to halotosis and vaginosis

lucky #'s 08-14-19-22-23-39[/quote:fa320d1489]I knew I could count on you! :wink:
I still wonder how such a pretty lady could walk around not realizing she has halitosis.

There's an 18 year old rottie I met at the gym. The only thing is I'm 34. Do you see any problems with me pursuing her due to the age gap?

Because she is nasty , that is why

[quote:193827d0aa="Bzob"]Because she is nasty , that is why[/quote:193827d0aa]30ish is I guess, but the 18 year old is hot.

what 18 year old?

[quote:95000ff7a8="Bzob"]what 18 year old?[/quote:95000ff7a8]Um Bob, please put that blunt away.

[quote:974e997969="kimura"]There's an 18 year old rottie I met at the gym. The only thing is I'm 34. Do you see any problems with me pursuing her due to the age gap?[/quote:974e997969]

Sorry I missed the question.. (ugggmmmm clears throat) I quote my good friend Jim Tanner. The best thing about High school girls is I keep getting older and they just stay the same. Witht that logic how can you go wrong. Just get the lease package....Take it of the lot beat it up a little shratch it here and there and just before she's no good. turn her in for another...newer model

Luck #'s 07-08-09-10-11-45

Damn you're good! I'll get on it right away Bob.

I am here to help you!

I know Bob, that's why I'm asking.