View Full Version : WARNING TO ALL MEN!!!!


momita
12-11-2002, 10:22 AM
Warning!!

Local Police have issued a high-severity warning for all male
clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars
to be alert and stay cautious when
offered a drink from any woman.

A new date rape drug on the market, called "Beer", is being used by
females to target
unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is
now available almost anywhere.

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units
of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "Beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never
normally be attracted.

After drinking "Beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened
to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory
women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you
can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner
with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
yellow pages.

realkaps
12-11-2002, 10:25 AM
I got that email before, pretty funny.....

Bzob
12-11-2002, 10:28 AM
beer goggels rule.

Tha Playa
12-11-2002, 10:31 AM
This reminds me of what happened to one of my friends. A large group of my friends and I went on a ski trip. Needless to say lots of partying took place the whole trip. One night about 4-5 of my friends run the train on this ugly ass fat chick, busting everywhere on her. Well about an hour later, one of my other friends finds this chick back at the bar and takes her back to his room and eats that nasty ***** out. He hadn't been around earlier to witness her earlier escapade. He will never live that night down.

Aaron Bizarre
12-11-2002, 10:46 AM
good thing I have a negative effect to alcohol.

Waylander
12-11-2002, 11:13 AM
IVE BEEN DUPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bzob
12-11-2002, 11:28 AM
[quote:63a9298994="prime cut"]This reminds me of what happened to one of my friends. A large group of my friends and I went on a ski trip. Needless to say lots of partying took place the whole trip. One night about 4-5 of my friends run the train on this ugly ass fat chick, busting everywhere on her. Well about an hour later, one of my other friends finds this chick back at the bar and takes her back to his room and eats that nasty ***** out. He hadn't been around earlier to witness her earlier escapade. He will never live that night down.[/quote:63a9298994]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is some funny ****
Trains are gay, were you all in the same room?

Tha Playa
12-11-2002, 11:33 AM
[quote:1ca4afbdac="Bzob"]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is some funny ****
Trains are gay, were you all in the same room?[/quote:1ca4afbdac]
No, they went in one at a time. I didn't join in either. We were staying at a resort type place so there were plenty of places to wonder around. My unfortunate friend who got the mouthful of sloppy 5ths hadn't been around when the train was taking place. He found the nasty ***** later that night.